Tom was wearing a fake beard and sonic and Dwayne were very high so neither of them recognised him. But they knew who he was now.
"Please Dwayne, take me back!I can fuck better than a hedgehog, PLEASE DWAYNE THATS ALL YOU WANT HIM FOR, RIGHT?SEX? I HAVE SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT!" He pleaded
"No, Tom. At first I did only want him for sex..

...And I still kinda do, but I love him, it's true love.Please Tom, sit down." Smiled Dwayne
Dwayne looked back at sonic and kissed him and the guests cheered.It didn't matter to either of them that they weren't legally married, as Dwayne said they had true love.

And also sex.They had sex on the altar.In front of everyone.