Suck my blood?
I would rather she Suck my Cock Blah Blah Blah!

I'd SMAAAAAASSSSSHHHHHH!!

In all seriousness though..
There's always these lame ass fucking 1000yr male Vampire falling in love with a teen girl.

Give the dudes a version where a 1000yr female Vampire falls in love with a teen dude, bunch of fucking pussies.