Requested by RyuuYue12. Hope you enjoy!
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" Dude."
" Bruh."
" Dude!"
" Bruh!"
" Duuddee!"
" Brruuhh!"

It went back and forth between the two meme lords- lovers. They were lovers. Yup, you guessed it! It was Epic and Cross! Parners for life until their final breath." Bruh! I have the most epic idea ever!"" You made a pun!" Epic didn't mind and continued his speech." What about we prank everyone?" Cross dramatically gasped." Dude! That's the best idea ever!" Both grinned evilly, shadows casted over their skulls." Let's do this."

" LET'S NOT DO THIS!" Both yelled at almost the ENTIRE Multiverse was chasing them." I was NOT expecting this to happen!" Cross yelled while running like a madman." Bruh! I was looking forward to doing a bruhtastic job! Not this!" Epic started to lose stamina and Cross noticed." Use my blaster, it'll get us further away." A Gaster Blaster formed underneath Epic and Cross, floating away from the angry mob of aus.

Both panted, too tired from using almost ALL of their magic to escape." Let's *pant* let's get going. *Pant* We don't want to get skewered by King Multiverse and Error404."" I can't move my legs, Bruh. I'm out of magic and stamina." Cross was panicking until he got an idea." Epic? Do you remember that one night?" Epic nodded slowly." Well, I was wondering if we could do that again?" Cross rubbed his neck in nervousness." If it means to keep me safe then sure, Bruh." Cross took in a shaky breath.

Cross held a tiny Epic infront of him before opening his maw, allowing Epic to see his ecto-tongue. Slowly, he allowed Epic to crawl in before closing his maw when Epic was fully inside.

Epic was swallowed, ecto-flesh pulling him down and to his destination. He slid down before he was deposited into a familiar place. He didn't care and closed his socket, leaning against a wall and fell asleep.

Cross felt his beloved fall asleep. He chuckled before running, making sure that the ecto-flesh in his stomach had a gentle but firm grip on his lover. He didn't want to wake him up. He would find a place to rest for the night, he was determined to.

The End