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Dream is the guy you bring home to meet your parents after dating for one week.-

-Nightmare is the guy your family has no idea about until your getting married. -

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Red: Talk dirty to me doll~

Y/n: The dishes

Red: Wha-

Y/n: They've been sitting there for a week and it's your turn to wash them. You still haven't cleaned them even though I asked you to do so several times. 

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Killer: I know you hate me but-

Y/n: Wait what? You think I hate you?

Killer: You always get all red when I enter the room, you're always watching me, you never want to hang out with me alone, and you get all tense when I come near you and-Oh-wait, yep, now I hear it. You have a crush on me, that's adorable! 

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Y/n: So I have this amazing plan!

Dust: We fail almost every time you say that. 

Y/n: Well this time is the same! But with a squirrel involved!

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Lust: Soo.... what would you do if you were in bed with me?

Y/n: Depends. Is your bed comfortable?

Lust: Yes.

Y/n: I'd sleep.

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Y/n: I wouldn't put it in those words exactly...

Error: Why?

Y/n: Because I don't know what they mean.

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Sans: That's illegal right?

Y/n: Why do you care? Are you a fucking cop?

Sans: No-

Y/n: Then shut the fuck up and don't tell anyone.