Errorink: Short Oneshot Compilation

(NSFW content is included, but not actual scenes. Like the language and mentions.)


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"Sooo......"


Ink paused in his sketching, looking over at Error. The two were spending time together in one of the many AUs in the Multiverse, specifically Underswap. Since Ink was friends with the Sans who lived here, who they called Blueberry, he could just walk around freely. Error, on the other hand, had to be kept under his watch. And for a good reason, too. Error was infamous-- or famous, in case of Nightmare's gang-- for destroying AUs. Error, who was texting on his phone, glanced over at him as well.


"What is it, babe?" Ink asked, tilting his head thoughtfully.


"Can we do it?" Error asked in return, smirking at the light blush on Ink's face. "Come on, baby."


"R-Right now!?" He squeaked out, his face turning the shades of a faint rainbow. His eyes held a worried look to them. "But we're in public, Ruru!"


"I know~. That just makes it all that much better," he responded. "So what do you say?"


"..... Okay, fine," he looked off to the side with a small smile. "You win."


Ink and Error stopped in their walk, both of them blushing lightly. Ink shifted his sketchbook into one arm, sliding the pencil into one of the loops on his sash of vials. Error anxiously waited for him, holding a breath he didn't know he had. Did he even technically need to breathe? Who knew. Well, Sci probably did, but he was all the way in Sciencetale. Too much of a bother. The two skeletons pressed their hands together, interlocking their fingers. Ink looked away as his blush darkened, a quivering smile on his face. Error puffed up with pride at his victory, and even though it was easily won, it was still rewarding.


"Stars, this is so scandalous...." Ink laughed softly, as they started to walk again.


"Well, if anyone says anything, I'll just teach them a lesson," Error suggested. "..... What? Is that not a good idea?"


"You said you wouldn't cause any trouble," he frowned. "Are you gonna break that promise?"


"Hey, I never promised anything," he replied.


"I will stop holding your hand if you keep this up."


"No, no. I think I'll stop."


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"Ink, what's that injury on your neck!?"


Ink's body froze as the words were shouted from Blueberry's mouth. It brought the attention of the others who were present towards Ink. Blueberry had slammed his hands on the table, pushing his chair out as he stood up on it, due to his significantly shorter height compared to everyone else there. Dream, who had been helping CORE!Frisk and X!Chara make some pastries, ran out of the kitchen when he heard the exclamation. Ink could feel his face heating up out of embarrassment, mentally scolding himself for not doing a better job at hiding it this morning.


"Umm......" Ink tried to look for the words to say, hopefully without revealing that Error had given him a hickey.


"I will ANNIHILATE whoever hurt you!!" Dream cried out, grabbing Ink's face in his hands. "Who did it, Ink!?"


Ink pursed his lips as Dream forced him to tilt his head, so he could see the hickey better. Blueberry had run over as well, equally worried about his friend's well-being. Classic and Carrot, two members of the Bad Time Trio, exchanged knowing looks with each other. Lust covered his mouth to hide his smile, and Cross looked away from the scene, feeling an odd sense of overprotectiveness towards the artist in the room. CORE!Frisk and X!Chara, despite being children, knew exactly what was going on, and grinned to each other.


Just then, Error walked into the room, and was understandably confused by the scene before him.


"Whoa, okay, hold up," Error said. "What's going on in here?"


"Error! Oh, thank goodness you're here!" Blueberry gasped when he heard the destroyer. "We think someone has hurt Ink!! There's a bruise on his neck!!"


"Oh, those?" He seemingly dismissed it, much to Dream and Blue's concern. "Ink normally uses his scarf to hide the hickeys I give him. I guess it isn't working anymore."


"Don't mind Ruru, he's just messing around!" Ink laughed nervously, reaching over to clamp his hand over Error's mouth. "Really guys, I'm fine."


"But I'm not messing around," the glitch continued as he removed Ink's hand. "Those are just hickeys, guys."


"There are teeth marks, too," Dream frowned, but didn't seem all that bothered by the revelation. "By the stars, Error! You're an absolute savage! And not the 'cool' kind of savage, or whatever it is. You're a barbarian!"


"You think those are bad?" Error questioned, pulling down Ink's scarf to reveal the numerous hickeys. "You should just see his back and lower area. His bones bruise so easily, it's pretty hot when in the right situation."


"Oh my!" Dream gasped, blushing bright yellow at Error's bluntness.


"Heh," Nightmare chuckled as he walked over, poking Dream's cheek. "I knew it. Ever since you first brought Ink back to my castle that one night."


"You--!! That was only a year ago!" Blueberry shouted. "You had sex!?"


"Listen.... guys.... I can explain....."


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"Kiki!! You need to relax for a bit, you've been working for the past five hours!"


"I'm too busy right now, Error, don't--"


"HEY!"


Ink looked up from the drawing that he was trying to salvage, as that annoying white dog had somehow gotten into the Doodle Sphere and got paw print tracks of paint all over it. He'd questioned Error about the matter, but the glitch claimed to know nothing about it. The Destroyer of the AUs was clearly taking a lazy day himself. Ink looked over at him to see what would've caused Error to yell like that, with such an angered tone to his voice. When he did make eye contact with his lover, he was met with a pissed off expression.


"What the f--!? My name is BABE," Error growled at him, crossing his arms. "Now get your ass over here. We're taking the day off."


Now it was Ink's turn to glare at the other. Error was used to Ink's various expressions at this point, they'd been dating for like seven years now, but sometimes that glare still came as a surprise. He nervously glanced around as Ink placed his drawing supplies down, standing up. Ink slowly approached Error, an unsettling silence forming between them. Ink tilted his head back to look up at his boyfriend, but all that he got while trying to be menacing were a few snickers. Error was clearly trying to hold his laughter back.


"What's so funny?" Ink asked with a frown, placing his hands on his hips.


"My shorty~," Error cooed, grabbing Ink's face in his hands.


"H-Hey!! I'm not short!! You're just tall!"


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"So! A monster and a human walk into a--"


"You're not allowed to tell jokes."


Ink's eyes snapped open when Error, quite rudely, cut him off. He looked over at his boyfriend, who was busy trying to decide which AU to destroy next. Ink didn't necessarily like that he was destroying the AUs, but it was to maintain the balance of the Multiverse. Error tried to keep him happy by destroying the AUs that were already struggling first, even though Ink had repeatedly told him that he didn't have to do what would make him happy. They had stopped in Underswap to pick up some spider donuts and milkshakes from Muffet's. Well, more like stole them, as Error opened up a portal and pulled Ink and the goodies through before he could do anything.


"W-Why?" Ink asked with a bit of a pout.


"Are you kidding?" Error replied as he looked over at Ink. "Don't you remember what happened last time?"


Ink stared at him thoughtfully, trying to remember what exactly had happened. He had a bit of a memory problem, so that was always a hassle. He remembered that he jotted important things down on his scarf, and he fumbled with the long piece of cloth as he searched for anything related to that incident. When he could find nothing, he helplessly looked over at Error.


"You laughed so hard that you passed out on me," Error reminded him. "And since there's no sound from impacts in the Anti-Void, I didn't even know you passed out until I realized you'd stopped laughing."


"But it was a funny joke, right?"


"That's not the important part!"

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