"You forgot to wash the bathrooms"

"My bad, I was busy last night"

"Yeah, no shit Daddy"

"Don't fuck around with that nickname, I'll get hard"

"Good joke, get cleaning"

The boys lowly bickered at each other as they met for the first time in the day. Dabi was off to his first class in the morning and Hawks had just woken up. Once again Keigo had ignored his tasks and made sleeping difficult for his roommate. Yesterday was one of the worst nights ever, as Hawks and his friend were especially loud this time. He recently decided to mock Hawks by calling him "daddy" since that's what his one night stands would call him. Hawks was pretty annoyed at this, Dabi found it undeniably hot on the inside, but he was a good actor.

"Remember tonight we have that thing"

"What thing"

"You dipshit, the Spongebob special marathon"

The boys shared a fond appreciation when it came to the cartoon. When they were younger they used to watch it day and night, only making their bond stronger. They had many memories when watching the show.

"Right"

"If you don't wanna watch it fine, I have other options"

"Are you trying to intimidate me?"

"No, we both know I'm the one who gets the invitations to go out"

Dabi chuckled at his own comment as he saw Hawks get heated up. Keigo hated being challenged by him since his ego was off the charts. However, he had to admit the boy was right, Dabi had the connections to exclusive parties and whatnot. They then went their separate ways until night arrived.

8 p.m.

The pale boy was in his comfortable clothes, all washed up and free of his assignments to spend this leisure time with his best friend. He sat up on the couch with his phone glued to his face, looking over at the time while simultaneously changing channels. Where the fuck is he? It's gonna start soon, he thought.

The door creaks open after a while of more waiting and he turned his head. What he saw was not amusing at all. His view displayed Hawks coming in with a girl, and both of them did not appear to be the tiniest bit of sober. Touya only had an expression of disappointment on his face, making eye contact with Hawks.

"This is my roommate Touya~"

"You gotta be fucking kidding me.."

"What was that Dabi?"

"Goodnight"

Dabi said in a sharp tone, picking up the snacks he had prepared, and went straight to his room, closing it shut. Hawks had noticed his change in attitude and shrugged it off, as he forgot why he became upset. He laid with the girl on the couch, starting a heavy make-out session. As they were fighting a war of tongues, the blonde boy turned his eyes to see the television. The Spongebob marathon. He stops the action between him and the girl as he realizes the actions behind his friend.

"Give me a second baby.. I gotta talk to my roommate"

"Screw your roommate, finish what you started"

"I guess he can wait... now, where were we?"