*singing loudly* 'TIS THE SEASON TO BE JOLLY-

*readers tackle me* IT'S NOT CHRISTMAS YET! IT'S STILL SEPTEMBER!

*laughing sheepishly* Ahahaha...sorry guys. Anyway, this ship. 

UUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooo.

First of all, Santa is WAY too old for out buddy N over here. And second of all, imagine that time at the mall when N was little...

*N sits on Santa's lap*

Santa: Now, what do you want for Christmas, little boy?

N: For the Pokemon to be set free, and for my father to let me go outside, and not have the weight of my destiny on my shoulders.

Santa:...A Ponyta it is! Next!

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