{Louis' POV}

I sit in my chair in our dressing room whilst Lou fixes my hair. I mean most days I do it myself but I like to be pampered sometimes. Plus, Lux is here. I laugh and Lux starts brushing Zayn's quiff. Zayn is currently wearing fairy wings and has a wand. Lux has a tiara and huge wings. It's really quite funny watching a twenty- five year old man playing fairies with a seven year old girl. 

"You're done Louis. Where's Harry?" She looks around. Harry hasn't arrived yet and our interview is in five minutes. Liam sighs and picks up his phone just as the door swings open and Harry LITERALLY strolls in. 

"Good morning lads! Lou! Queen Lux and Fairy Princess Zayn," Harry smiles. I laugh a little at Zayn's facial expression. "You should go out like that! No one would believe you that your news is real," Harry laughs. The rest of us laugh and Lux takes off Zayn's wings for him. 

"Nice to see you arrived Harry." We hear a voice from the corner. I spin around and see Paul sitting freakily in the corner. "Why are you so late?" He steps out of the shadows. That was actually pretty freaky. 

"I forgot to set my alarm last night. Was in a situation," he smirks. That dirty boy!

"Did you and Jade have 'fun' on your date?" Zayn asks Harry standing up. Jade! He had sex with Jade! Oh my gosh! I laugh and so does Niall. 

"How do you know I was with Jade?" Harry spins around to Zayn. Lou gasps and we notice the curl fall to the ground. "Is that my hair?" He points at the ground. Lux cracks up along with the other boys and me. 

"It's only a little bit. Not noticable but please stay still," Lou instructs. Pity he doesn't have like a bald patch. That'd be really funny! We could make so many jokes. 

"Perrie told me," Zayn replies to Harry's original question. "Jade told Perrie," Zayn adds. Harry sighs and we smirk at him. 

"So what's your big news Zayn?" Lou asks. She doesn't know? Zayn and Perrie are crap with this information thing. I don't think they've told their parents yet but they will find out soon. 

"Perrie's....." Harry does a bump with his hand and informs Lou. Lou turns to Zayn suddenly and squeals before running and hugging him. 

"Great! Another child to look after on tour. I'm already going to have you nine!" Paul sighs. We crack up. 

"The baby will only be two months," Liam laughs. "I don't think the baby will be running around." I laugh at the thought of it. 

"One Direction. You're on." A stage hand says. We walk out into the main area and see the presenters, Susanna Reid, Ben Shephard, Charlotte Hawkins and Sean Fletcher move onto the couches. 

"Now our next guests have been in the industry for eight years now but still, there are thousands of girls outside screaming for them," Ben says. 

"Please welcome One Direction!" Charlotte smiles. We walk out to the What Makes You Beautiful riff. 

We sit down on the other couch. Harry closest to the presenter's couch followed by Zayn then me and I have Niall and Liam on my left. 

"Hello lads," Sean smiles. "How are we all this morning?" He asks fiddling with his papers. 

We all reply that we are good and the presenters ask us about the music side of things. 

"And you performed on X Factor with Little Mix," Charlotte says. "And also at the Brits with them. What sort of girls are they like on and off stage around you?" Charlotte asks. Have they not met Little Mix?

Niall decides to speak first. "Well obviously on stage, they're amazing! Like, I sometimes feel a bit belittled by how powerful their voices are and how big their vocal ranges are," Niall starts. We all nod like we normally do in interviews. Agree with each other. "And like they really get into it and perform their best all the time along with like getting their fans and ours as well excited," Niall explains. 

"Most Little Mix fans are fans of you boys right?" Ben asks. We nod and shrug a little. Some yes, some no. 

"And off stage," Harry chuckles. We laugh. "They're like our sisters. We are like a big family," Harry says. We all nod smiling. "Like we have dining room tables biggest enough for us all to fit and we don't care if one just barges into your house and starts eating your food," Harry says. 

"Jade and Perrie," Liam coughs. We laugh and agree. Jade, Perrie and Niall are constantly stealing each others food. Me too I guess though. 

"And like although we have different personalities there's always one girl we get along with really well that day," Harry continues. "Like Jesy and Liam are often sitting there wondering why they chose to hang with us," Harry starts explaining. We laugh at that statement. "Zayn and Jade are the two who have fun in a different way," Harry looks at Zayn. True, true. "Um, Leigh and Niall like to prank everyone."

Oh yeah! They have the best pranks in the world!

"And Perrie and Louis. Don't let me get started on them," Harry says. We all laugh. 

"They're probably the two who bounce off the walls," Liam says. The presenters laugh and we agree. Yes, I'm agreeing I'm a bit spastic. 

"And Liam you're with Indie Angus and she's a photographer right?" Sean asks. We all turn and look at Liam. 

"Um yeah I um and we're very happy," Liam smiles. We all smile at him as he goes a little red.

"And I don't mean to bring up any wars if we do but Danielle Peazer had a baby. Is this true?" Susanna asks. We all nod.

"Yeah. A gorgeous little girl called Zuri," I reply. The presenters 'awww'. 

"Niall, girls?" Sean asks. 

"The oposite of boys," Niall replies cheekily. We laugh at his joke and Niall smiles. "Nah, um I'm good at the moment." He replies. Yes, apart from the fact you went on a date with a Doctor last night. A doctor with a three- year- old daughter called Asha. He only told me and said not to repeat that. 

"Harry?" Ben asks. Harry smirks. Yes Harry you do have a lady friend. Jade Thirlwall prehaps. "Another older woman?" We crack up and I realise Jade is older. Two years older though, not fifteen or whatever. 

"Louis. You and Eleanor adopted another dog," Susanna reads. I smile at the thought of Eleanor and then smirk when I realise they're leaving Zayn until last. 

"Yeah! We already had a Border Collie called Barnabe," I say and the boys crack up. I glare at them and they stop. I like that name! "And because we loved having Barnabe we decided to get another Border Collie and her name is Coco. They're both three," I add. The presenter 'awwws' and a picture of Barnabe comes up. He's really a beautiful dog. Coco is a bit hyperactive but that's okay. 

"Zayn," Sean says. Zayn nods and I notice Niall has sweaty hands, Liam's tapping his foot nervously, Harry is biting his lip and I'm getting a litter heat hotter. Zayn is playing with his wedding ring. "You and Perrie Edwards got married," Sean says. We all smile and Zayn nods. 

"Yeah we did," Zayn replies smiling.

"And is she still Edwards?" Susanna asks. Zayn nods but shrugs at the same time. 

"She goes by Edwards for work and stuff but it's Edwards hypen Malik," Liam explains. Zayn nods and thanks Liam for explaining. The female presenters 'awww'.

"And Zayn," Ben says. "There's a rumour Perrie is pregnant." Bingo! "We're guessing this is just a rumour?" Ben asks. Nope.

"Um, no actually," Zayn replies. I feel my heart getting faster so I can only imagine how Zayn feels. "Perrie is pregnant and we're expecting our first child later this year," Zayn confirms. We all smile and so does Zayn. 

The presenters look more than a little shocked. 

"Well congratulations," Susanna smiles. The others congratulate him and we all smile from genuine happiness. 

"You boys get to be uncles," Sean smiles. He's come back to reality. We all cheer and high five each other. 

"Along with Jonnie," Liam adds. We all nod. "And your gorgeous sisters will be aunties," Liam smiles at Zayn. He smiles at the mention of his sisters.

They leave the baby thing there probably because they weren't expecting Zayn to say that Perrie is actually pregnant. 

{Donyia's POV}

"And Zayn," Ben says. Mum, Dad, Waliyha, Saffaa, my boyfriend Aasir, his Mum, his Dad and his sister, who is Safaa's age, are all sitting in Mum and Dad's lounge watching the One Direction interview on Good Morning Britain. "There is a rumour Perrie is pregnant." Ben continues. I heard this rumour from a friend but couldn't be bothered listening. Zayn and Perrie would tell us if it's true. "We're guessing this is just a rumour," Ben asks Zayn. 

I look at Louis smirking next to Zayn. All five of them look really nervous. What's the smirk for Tomlinson?

"Um, no actually," Zayn replies. What the heck? I sware the whole room goes silent and I gape at the television. Waliyha turns it right up. "Perrie is pregnant and we're expecting our first child later this year," Zayn adds. All the boys start smiling and Zayn looks like he's in utter joy. 

We watch the rest of the interview in shock and soon the presenters say goodbye to them. As the ads come on the first one is for Alan Carr Chatty Man tomorrow night. 

"Catch me and my celebrity guests including my friends from Little Mix, tomorrow at six!" He smiles. 

Waliyha turns off the television. 

"I'm going to kill him." I mutter. How could Perrie be pregnant and he not tell us?

"At least Liam called us gorgeous," Safaa tries to break the awkwardness. We laugh a little.

"We're guessing you didn't know?" Julie, Aasir's Mum asks. We all look at her. 

"No. We didn't," Dad replies. This is really annoying but exciting but I'm still furious at him for not telling us. 

"Are we going to watch Chatty Man tomorrow?" Safaa asks. Of course Safaa!

"Yeah Safaa," Waliyha replies. 

"Will Perrie go?" Aasir asks. Fair enough point.

"Jesy, Leigh- Anne and Jade don't generally do things without her and plus, she can't be that pregnant because she wasn't pregnant at their wedding, which was only four months ago or something," Mum explains. She'd have to be into the second trimester though because if she wasn't there's the risk of miscarriage. 

"Looks pretty pregnant to me," Waliyha is holding her iPad. I look at my sister's iPad. Oh woah! "How far does this look Mum?" Waliyha hands her the iPad. Mum's jaw drops when she sees the photo. 

"Oh woah!" She says. "Maybe three or four months," Mum says. "I'm thinking thier honeymoon."

"Ewww Mum! That's our brother you're talking about!" Safaa covers her ears. We laugh at her childishness. Sixteen but still gets disgusted by the thought of sex. 

"Text Debbie," I poke Mum. "See if she knows."

I watch Mum text her. 

To Debbie Edwards: Did you watch Good Morning Britain?

She replies almost immediately. 

From Debbie Edwards: Yep I was about to text you. I'm going to kill Perrie. 

To Debbie Edwards: Donyia is going to kill Zayn. Are you going to watch Chatty Man?

I sit and wait watching Mum's phone, along with Mum. How did Zayn and Perrie forget to tell their families? 

From Debbie Edwards: Yeah I am. I'm not going to talk to them until they tell me. 

To Debbie Edwards: I think I'll do the same. Unless we plan something. I have a great idea!

I watch as Mum and Debbie plan this idea. It's actually a pretty good one to shock Perrie and Zayn, along with the others apart from Harry. Apparently they're going to use his house. I cannot wait!

{Perrie's POV}

I sit in the lounge eating ice cream, yeah it's not brilliant for me but I was craving it, sooooooo. The front door opens and closes and Zayn walks in, sits down next to me and uses my spoon to have some of the ice cream. 

"Nicely done," I smile. Zayn groans and slides down the couch. 

"They didn't know what to say? It was so awkward! Was it awkward?" Zayn asks sitting up suddenly. Yep! It was definatley awkward. The boys were smiling like idiots whilst the presenters were in shock that Zayn said the rumours are true. 

"Do you want to watch it?" I ask getting the recording up. Zayn shrugs and we watch it together. I laugh a little and he sighs. "And?" I laugh. 

"Perrie is pregnant and we're expecting our first child later this year," he mimicks himself. It was funny at the time. I cracked up and Jade was laughing too, as for those poor presenters....

I lay down with my head in Zayn's lap. He starts doing something with his phone in his right hand. He lifts up my top with his left and rubs circles on my stomach. It feels really nice and relaxing and it's cute on his behalf. 

"Speechless Presenters," Zayn reads off his phone. I listen in wanting to hear this. "Good Morning Britain hosts Charlotte, Ben, Sean and Susanna were left in shock, as well as the rest of the world, when Zayn Malik confirmed wife Perrie Edwards pregnant," Zayn reads. I laugh and urge him to keep going.

"Rumours had been spectulating that the blonde Little Mix singer was pregnant to One Direction member Zayn Malik and when the presenters of Good Morning Britain asked Zayn if him and newly wedded wife Perrie were expecting a child the reply the boy bander shocked not only the presenters, the country but the world," Zayn finishes. I laugh and he looks down. "Funny hey? Wait til your interview tomorrow night," he raises his eyebrows. 

"Um, for starters my interview is with Alan Carr and everyone feels comfortable around him and secondly I'm not announcing to the whole freakin world that I'm pregnant," I explain. Zayn rolls his eyes and throws his phone at the end of the couch. 

"What are you going to wear?" Zayn asks making the circles on my stomach more frequent now he's not thinking about something else.

"I was thinking a crop top," I joke. Zayn looks shocked. "I'm joking," I smile. "I'm not sure. Whatever I feel like. Probably jeans, a jacket and tee along with flat sole shoes," I explain. Zayn nods and places a gentle kiss on my forehead. 

"Whatever you wear you'll look beautiful in," Zayn smiles. I have an idea considering One Direction are coming to watch. 

"Do you want to help me pick my outfit tomorrow?" I ask. He looks a little confused. "The boys are you are coming to watch apparently," I inform him. 

"Oh we are?" He aks. I nod. "Of course I will gorgeous," he pecks my lips, which turns into a heated make out section and then the next thing I know I'm laying next to him wrapped in the sheet from our bed, on our bed, panting. 

"Why did we wait so long to get pregnant?" Zayn asks. I gasp and hit him before laughing. 

"Zayn!" I hear footsteps coming up the stairs. It's Louis! 

"Lad where are you?" Niall's voice asks. I stare at Zayn who covers himself with the doona and at the last second pulls me under with him.

I sit there covered up, remembering the first time Zayn and I had sex and Louis and Niall, suprise suprise, decided to come and see Zayn early in the morning. I hid under his bed and Niall saw me but not Louis. 

"What the heck are you doing?" Louis asks. 

{Louis' POV}

Niall and I walk into Zayn and Perrie's room and I look at Zayn and Perrie sitting on the bed, which doesn't haven't a sheet, the pillows are on the floor and Zayn and Perrie are covered with the doona. 

"What the heck are you doing?" I ask. Zayn glares at us. What are they doing? Are they naked or som- oh I know!

"Do you mind?" Zayn asks. I then remember why we came here. 

"Sorry! Um, are you two free to come to Harry's on the 11th of July? He wants us for some reason?" Niall asks them. They nod and then we're all there in akward silence. 

"Right, good bye," I drag Niall out of the room and we drive back to Harry's in silence. Niall and I head straight into the lounge where Harry, Liam Leigh, Jesy and Jade are all seated. 

"And?" Harry asks. We nod and sit down staring at the wall. 

"What happened?" Jade asks confused. Okay we didn't see them doing it or see them naked but still! Niall and I look at each other and crack up. Zayn and Perrie's faces were so hilarious! 

"What?" Leigh asks. All of our friends look confused. 

"Perrie and Zayn had 'fun' this afternoon," Niall says. The others look disgusted. "We didn't hear or see! We just walked into their room and they we're sitting naked under their doona," Niall explains. 

The others crack up along with us. Oh we're going to have fun teasing them!

"Um, wouldn't it be hard?" Harry asks. We all look at him and stop laughing. "With her bump and all?" He asks.

"It's not huge! It's smaller than average I think," Jesy replies. She does seem smaller than when my Mum was pregnant. Mind you, the two pregnancies I remember she was having twins but other people I know were'nt that small. 

★★★★★

{Perrie's POV}

Our stylist asked us to pick our own outfits from home, do our make- up and hair, which I prefer to do myself and just come along and they'll make sure we don't go shiny. 

I walk into the wardrobe wearing my pajamas. I hear Zayn come in behind me and he looks through his racks. I watch him pick out a pair of black skinny jeans, a burgundy jumper, black Nike high tops and a black trench coat that only comes up to his hips. Once Zayn is ready he turns to me. 

"What are you going to wear?" He chuckles. I place my hands on my hips and look at my clothes. I watch Zayn go through the shelf with my pants and skirts. He pulls out a pair of light blue skinny jeans and my navy blue TOMS. He then grabs a plain white tee from his area. 

"Here," he hands them to me. I smile and change my trackies for the jeans and bed socks for the TOMS. I pull off my top and put it into the wash basket. When I turn around Zayn pulls me hard into his torso. I laugh and push against his chest. He doesn't budge. 

"Excuse me sir, I need to get dressed," I say and peck his lips to try and get away. He lets go and I pick up the tee. Zayn pulls it over my head and it drops down to a centimetre below my hips. Normally it would come down around my bum but it's got a bit caught on my bump. 

"Okay sir. How shall I do my hair?" I ask leading him into the ensuite. 

"Where you braid it across the front," he smiles. I sigh. I sware if Zayn did my hair it would always look like that. 

I braid it across the front and then Zayn gathers it up into a high ponytai. I smile as he ties it up with an elsatic. "Thanks," I smile before doing my make- up. All the skin buisness with the whole smokey eye and pink lip gloss. 

"Ready?" Zayn asks. I nod, grab my clutch with my phone in it and we head out to the end of the drive. It's a little chilly but I'll live. 

I soon see the black Dodge van come down our street. It pulls over and the door slides open to reveal Louis. 

"Get in my lovelies," he smiles. I climb in followed by Zayn and plonk down next to Jade. Liam is driving with Jesy in the front with him. Louis and Niall are in the very back seats and Zayn joins them. Jade and I are in front of the three in the very back. Harry and Leigh are going in Harry's car. 

In twenty minutes we get to the studio where Alan Carr is held, The London Studios. We get out of the car and a few fans start screaming. Paul has appeared and leads us into the building. I start getting nervous and we get led into our change room. The timetable says we're first on. 

"Look who's after you girls," Louis points out. It says Spice Girls and then Demi Lovato and Simon Cowell. "Good line up tonight!" Louis smiles.

"We're staying on stage the whole time apparently," Jesy says. Awesome! i love being there when the other interviews happen. Leigh and Harry come in. 

"Right lads, let's go freak the audience," Harry smiles before hugging Jade. Zayn comes over and hugs me.

"Good luck Pep," he hugs me tight. "Don't worry. If you get stuck just avoid it and I'll be in the crowd," Zayn makes me feel better before kissing me and placing his hands on my bump. "See you after," he waves walking off. I smile and turn to the girls.

Jesy is wearing a black pair of skinny jeans, black combat boots and a grey, white and black printed tank top that hangs around her mid thighs. Her hair is out and pulled to one side. Jade is in a long pants, singlet top jumpsuit that has a black background and purple and pink flowers on it. She is wearing black Adidas high tops with purple stripes that match her jumpsuit and her hair is left out. Leigh- Anne is wearing black leggins, an orange peplum top and black heels. Her hair is in a sleek high ponytail with a quiff. 

Leigh looks the best out of us all.

"Little Mix," the stage hand says. We follow her out and down the corridoor. We get to the top of the stairs we have to walk down. I'm okay going down and up stairs but I don't like standing near them.

{A/N: This bit will probably have a lot of dialog due to the whole interview thing but I will try and get as much thought into here as possible} 

"It's okay, I've got your hand," Jade whispers. I nod smiling at her. Little does she know I'm freaking out about once I'm off the stairs and my bump gets aired all around Britain, put on Youtube, Twitter, Facebook, Instagram with tag lines full of hate.

 "Leigh, Jesy can-" Jade goes to say. 

"We go first. Sure," Jesy smiles walking forward holding Leigh's hand. 

Alan Carr finishes his hilarious entry speech until he get's to introducing us.

"Now! I'm always given the privilage to see these girls once if not twice a year on my show! I don't have the words to introduce my next guests because they're so amazing! It's Little Mix!" Alan says. Move starts playing and Leigh and Jesy walk down the stairs. 

I have the biggest butterflies in my stomach and they're going at full pace. We walk down and Alan hugs Jesy and Leigh. I step up to hug him.

"Hello darlin! Oh!" He gasps looking at my stomach before hugging me. I wait for Jade and then we walk over together. Jade sits closest to Alan and I go after her then Leigh and finally Jesy.

"Drinks!" Alan claps. Ewwww! I HATE alcohol. "Now Perrie you're not allowed any but your bandmates can," Alan smirks. They laugh.

"She doesn't drink anyways," Jesy reminds Alan. He gasps. He is a real character. I love Alan Carr! He always makes us feel happy and gives us a good old laugh.

"I forgot you don't drink!" He laughs. "Anways girls. I have a lovely champagne here!" Alan offers the girls. They agree, get their drinks and Alan hands me a apple juice. I thank him and open it. We all sit there and have a sip. I cross my legs and Alan places his drink down.

"Now girls! You've had an amazing past year!" Alan says. We all nod. "And you're newest suprise, as a band," he says. We laugh. "Is performing with One Direction!" Alan says.

We all nod.

"They're here!" Leigh points them out. We all look at them and everyone turns to look. They all smile and Zayn mouths 'you good?". I nod and we turn back to Alan.

"I though I saw their 'too perfect for the human race' faces in the crowd," Alan says. We all laugh. "So you girls obviously have done two mash ups and in the Brits, yes it's headlining, you girls rubbed your bums against their penises," Alan says. Jade chokes a little on her drink and we crack up going red. I'd prefer to not look at it in the way, 'I rubbed my bum against Niall's crotch'.

"Sorry! But that's what it looked like," Alan raises his hands in surrender. "Poor Harry didn't get to touch your bums though," Alan sighs. We laugh. "Are you not old enough for him?"

We crack up and I see Harry shaking his head.

"Well Jesy and I are older than all five of them. Jade's older than Zayn, Liam, Niall and Harry and Perrie is older than Niall, Liam and Harry," Leigh explains. We all nod.

"Oh so you are older but not old enough?" Alan asks. We laugh and nod. "So um I'm going to embarass some people deeply here," Alan warns. We all nod. "Do you reckon Niall liked having Perrie in his crotch girls?" Alan asks the other three. Oh dear God!

They crack up and I sigh.

"Was there a re- match between Zayn and Niall over the girl?" Alan asks. We shake our heads and laugh.

"The only thing that was touching were the boys hands on our hips," Jade explains. Alan sighs. I didn't find it that awkward but it was a little strange that they paired us with 'look- a- likes'.

"So which boy did you girls like before you met them?" Alan asks reclining in his chair. I know all the answers to this.

"Jesy start," Jade nods. Jesy laughs.

"Are you trying to make this awkward for us?" Jesy asks Alan. He nods before sipping his drink. Jesy sighs. "I though Zayn was hot," Jesy comes right out. We all smile. "Jade?"

"Zayn." Jade replies. Alan starts to smirk and the audience laugh. "Leigh?" She looks at Leigh. I'm just imagining what Alan is going to come up with.

"I liked Zayn," Leigh sighs. The audience cracks up and Alan claps.

"And let me guess Perrie, you liked Zayn?" Alan asks. The girls shake their heads and I go a little red. "Oh god! Who'd you like?" Alan sighs.

"Louis," I say. Alan claps laughing and the whole place laughs. The boys are laughing too, which is good!

"Hang on! So Jesy, Jade and Leigh were all like, Zayn's hot and Perrie was like, 'let's play a game called steal the guy my friends like!'" Alan says enthusiastically. We all laugh and the audience claps. 

"It didn't work like that," Jesy informs. 

"Oh! Well Leigh you got your revenge. Got to rub your ass in Zayn's crotch, probably going 'pay back Perrie' in her mind," Alan impersonates Leigh. We all laugh. "So how did they pick? Did they go like, 'who wants to pair with who?" Alan asks. "Because I'm just imagining Leigh screeching and tackling Zayn down as hers and Niall jumping onto Perrie's back," Alan says. We crack up and shake our heads. "Well if you think about it, it's probably a privilage to have done that. There are so many girls who would've loved to rub their bums against One Direction's penises and you girls have had that experience," Alan smiles. 

We laugh. "Some more than others," Jesy mumbles. Jade, Leigh and I stare at her and she laughs.

"Jesy you dirty thing!" Leigh gasps. I shake my head and Alan looks at us confused. "Sorry, Jesy had a dirty minded moment," Leigh explains. Jesy nods and we all smile.

"So, Leigh- Anne, you had a boyfriend but now you don't?" Alan asks. We laugh and Leigh nods. 

"Yeah Aden. Things didn't work out so we seperated," Leigh replies. Didn't work out? He lied and did some horrible things! I don't like the guy anymore!

"And Jesy, you and Jordan are engaged! Congratulations!" Alan smiles. We all clap and Jesy smiles too. "To big tall Jordan am I correct?" Alan asks. Jesy nods. "Can I see your ring?" He asks. Jesy extends her hand and Alan runs over and looks at it. "That's a very nice ring!" Alan smiles before sitting back down. 

"Perrie!" Alan smiles. "How's Zayn?" He asks. I look up at Zayn. 

"Alive." I reply. Everyone laughs and Alan shakes his head. I like being cheeky like that. "He's well I'm pretty sure," I smile. Alan nods. 

"And you got married," Alan smiles. We all nod. 

"You were there," Jesy mentions. We all crack up and Alan rolls his eyes at Jesy.

"Yes I was there. I saw you all crying! All of you, not just their Mums," Alan recites. "Jesy was crying, Leigh was crying. Jade was crying. Niall was crying, Harry was crying. Liam was crying. Louis was crying. Perrie was crying. Zayn cried even Simon Cowell had some tears," Alan explains to the crowd. We laugh. "And you girls gave a lovely speech with the One Direction boys, bar Zayn and Perrie," Alan says to the girls. They evily laugh and I smile. 

"It was a very nice day," Alan says. We all smile and I thank him. Is that what I should do? 

"Jade," Alan turns to her. He seems to be avoiding the baby at the moment but I have a feeling he has planned how to mention it. "You and Sam broke up!" Alan does a sad face. "Why?"

Jade sighs. "We had our differences. Decided to move on. Not everyone has a fairytale," Jade smiles. We all 'awww' and she shurgs. Yeah differences. He cheated and she got a broken heart. 

"Okay so ladies you went on X Factor to perform like I mentioned earlier. Was it strange seeing Tulisa on the pannel again?" Alan asks. 

"Yeah. I mean back in 2012 we performed DNA, woah that was ages ago," Jesy sighs. We all nod. "And Tulisa was on the pannel then and I guess we always feel a little safer having her there," Jesy says. We agree and everyone 'awww's. 

"That's cute!" Alan smiles. "And it was all over the news, Little Directon Perform Again," Alan says. We all nod and I find the whole 'Little Direction' name cute. 

"Perrie," Alan looks at me. I nod. "I see you've put on a bit of weight," he says with no expression. The whole place cracks up including Alan. "Sorry, that was mean," he apologises. I tell him not to worry. 

"Don't worry, Jesy made Perrie feel great!" Jade says. Jesy sighs and Jade and I laugh. Leigh hasn't hear this yet. 

"Oooh! Tell me!" Alan smiles. Jade looks at Jesy. 

"So Jesy and Jordan arrive to lunch three days ago and Perrie and I get up to say hello to our darling friend," Jade starts. I start to laugh and Jesy starts going red. "Jesy hadn't seen Perrie for maybe a week and a half and in that time she'd grown quite a bit. Perrie goes to hug Jesy, Jes turns around and says 'You're Fat!' whilst laughing," Jade explains. 

Leigh gasps and the rest of us laugh. Jesy burries her head in her hands. 

"Jessica! You cannot say that!" Alan shakes his head. We laugh at her. 

"I know. I'm very sorry," Jesy looks at me. I just smile and shake it off. 

"So Perrie obviously as Zayn shocked the whole freakin nation yesterday, you're pregnant," Alan smiles. I nod smiling. "I was sitting in my bath robe watching the telly and enjoying the sun and Zayn admits it and I sprung up very quickly I probably flashed the poor neighbours," Alan explains. We all laugh. 

"And did you have bad morning sickness?" Alan asks relaxing in his chair after reenacting his actions. 

"Perrie was lucky and had morning, midday, afternoon, night, midnight and break of dawn sickness. Not to mention pasta, milk and egg set her off," Jesy explains. I nod. That was digusting!

"Ouch!" Alan looks disgusted. 

"She vomited in front of Simon Cowell," Jade says sweetly and innocently. The place cracks up and I give her a death glare. "Sorry," she mutters. 

"On him?" Alan asks. I shake my head. That would be super embarassing! "How far are you?"

"Four months!" Leigh cheers holding out four fingers. I love how we answer each other's questions. I personally don't mind. 

"Now I don't want to make this weird but we're guessing baby wasn't planned?" Alan asks. I adjust my body and look at the ground for a moment. What will Zayn say if I say something stupid? What will the world think? Here it goes. 

"What do you think they sat down and planned it out like a business schedule?" Jesy asks. We all laugh and Alan smirks. 

"Well I doubt they were sitting," Alan replies. My eyes grow big with shock and everyone else cracks up. I shake my head and face palm. 

"Sorry Perrie. Zayn," Alan looks around the crowd randomly. "Um, were you going to say something before Jesy did?" Alan asks me. 

"Um, well," I mumble. "I hate when people say un- wanted because I don't think a baby is ever un- wanted. Un- planned yes, but for us, it definitely was a suprise but it's a great suprise! I couldn't be happier," I beam. Leigh slings her arm around me and Alan pretends to wipe away tears. We all laugh. 

"And girls! Who are your celebrity crushes?" Alan smirks. We laugh and Jesy starts. 

"Um well, does Jordan count?" She asks Alan. Alan nods. "Well then Jordan," she smiles. We all 'awww'.

"Mine is probably Jaymi Hensley from Union J. He's looking damn fine these days," Leigh smirks. We all laugh. "Pep?" Jesy asks. 

"Pep?" Alan asks confused. We laugh. 

"Pep. Perrie," Leigh hints. 

"Oh! That's a cute nickname. Why that though?" Alan asks. Jesy laughs and points at One Direction. 

"Only Louis, Zayn, Jonnie and I call her that because Zayn went to say Perrie and it came out Pepe. So we call her that or Pep," Jesy explains. The audience laughs and Alan claps. 

"Was he drunk?" Alan questions. We laugh and shake our heads. "Well that's embarrasing. Fancy saying your partner's name wrong," Alan looks at me funny. 

"Are you imposing something?" I ask. He laughs and nods. "It's my accent!" I complain. The audience laughs. "Whatever," I laugh. "Um, my celebrity crush is my husband," I smile. The audience 'awwws'. "He'd probably cry if I said otherwise," I add. The place laughs and I look at Jade.

"Um. Honestly Harry is pretty good looking," Jade smirjs. We crack up and I look at Harry. Yes, we know what they did. 

"You and Harry have 'fun' together don't you?" I ask. Jade's eyes grow big and she slaps me. Jesy and Leigh are cracking up and I can hear Niall laughing. 

"Moving on please," Jade turns to Alan. 

"I asked that because I have done my research and found out celebrities that like you girls," Alan smirks. Oh dear God. Please be someone far away from England or someone Zayn doesn't know. "Jesy, Solo Tohi from Justice Crew mentioned he thinks your very pretty, funny and he respects you for being so strong," Alan reads off a card. Leigh hugs her and she smiles.

"Leigh- Anne. Perri said in an interview that you're very sexy," Alan raises his eyebrows up and down. 

"Hang on! This one?" Leigh looks at me. I never said that. Alan laughs. 

"Sorry! Not this one. Perri Kiely. I just wanted to scare you," Alan says. We roll our eyes. "Jade," he turns to her. "Mr. Ashton Irwin mentioned back in 2013 that you were his celebrity crush, but that was five years ago and he now has a new one, so I did some more research and Alex Pettyfer has said you're very pretty," Alan explains. We all 'oooh' and Jade laughs. "And finally Perrie," he looks at me. I nod. "Now, I'm going to make things very awkward for One Direction here but that's okay," Alan smiles. Oh no who is it? "In an interview three days ago Five Seconds of Summer were asked who their celebrity crushes are and Luke says 'Perrie from Little Mix! She's really hot!'," Alan recals. (A/N: Not true btw). 

The audience cracks up and I cannot believe it. I

"Um, are you lying?" Jesy asks. Thanks Jes! Thank goodness I'm not the only shocked one. I glance up at Zayn who looks as shocked as me. 

"No! Here it is," Alan points to his television. 

"Who's your celebrity crushs boys?" The interviewer asks. 

"Perrie from Little Mix! She's really hot!" Luke raises his hand and says immediately. 

"Well," I mumble. 

"Well, we will be back after the break!" Alan smiles. The cameras get cut off and we get moved to four stools behind the couch. Luke Hemmings thinks I'm hot. I've met the guy three times! He was at our wedding! What the heck?

After sitting down in the same order I look up at Zayn and shrug. He holds up his thumbs and nods. I smile and Alan looks at me weirdly. 

"Look at you two communicating!" He chuckles. A few people who heard him laugh and so do the girls and guys. "I have one for you," he says. 

I watch him as he holds up both his pointer fingers and makes them hug. He then pretends to put rings on both his ring fingers before placing his two pointers together to kiss each other. After that he makes them fall over, one on top of the other, before doing the whole circle with one hand and shoves his pointer finger on his other hand in and out of it. He then uses his hands and makes a bump on his stomach before rocking his arms as if he's holding a baby. 

The place cracks up and I go bright red, I can feel it. 

"Alan!" Jesy laughs. I shake my head and Alan's actions. 

"Sorry. That goodness that wasn't on the telly!" He sits back down. "I'd be called a rude person," he sighs. "I'd be worse than Simon Cowell!" He exclaims. We laugh and they say the cameras are starting again. 

All five of the Spice Girls came and so did Demi and Simon and it was a lot of fun. The Spice Girls told us that they listen to our music and we signed things for their kids and took photos with them. Mel C even said we should perform with them, which would be amazing!

We go back to our dressing room and put on deodrant in case we smell. It ends up with us spraying each other and Louis when he comes in. 

Louis drops us all home and I go straight up to our bedroom. Poor Zayn has to come up and down the stairs with me everytime I do because I'm so scared of them at the moment. 

We go up to our room and I change before flopping down on the bed. 

"I'm happy I'm alive," Zayn teases. I groan and he lays down next to me. "I like that you got me," Zayn rolls so he's laying on his side and looking down at me. I laugh. "And Luke better stay away from you," Zayn mutters. I laugh and Zayn shakes his head. "He was at our wedding!" Zayn exclaims. 

"Don't worry. No one is as good as you," I say before looking down at my hands where my wedding and engagement rings are. 

"Pep you handled the un- planned thing really well. I found that really sweet," Zayn says. I look at his smiling face and smile too.

"Did I?" I ask. He nods before kissing me. God I love this boy so much. Much more than I will ever be able to explain to him or anyone else.