{Harry's POV}

Jade and I head around to my place in time for everyone to arrive. I told the special guests an earlier time to the others. 

"So Harry, who's coming?" Jade asks. I just smirk and continue wiping down the kitchen bench. "Please tell me."

I throw the cloth into the sink and go and sit on the couch with her. She sits on my lap and I wrap my arms around her waist. 

"Our families," I reply. She suddenly turns around shocked and looks at me, eyes wide open and jaw dropped. "Perrie and Zayn didn't tell their parents. I decided with Tricia and Debbie that they can ALL come here for lunch. Select parts of each of our families." I explain to Jade. She nods starting to take it in. 

"So, they're coming here?" She asks. I nod and hear a knock at the front door. First family!

Jade stays upstairs and I go down to the front door. When I open it they are all here. 

"Hello Harry!" Mum hugs me and kisses my cheek. 

"How are you all here at the EXACT same time?" I ask. She laughs. 

"We all waited for each other," she replies. I nod, hug Robin and then lead all of the people upstairs. My Mum, Robin, Gemma, Jade's Mum Norma, Leigh's Mum Debbie, Perrie's Mum Debbie and brother Jonnie, Zayn's Mum Tricia, Dad Yaser, sisters Waliyha and Safaa along with Donyia and her boyfriend Aasir, Louis' Mum Jay and husband Daniel, Louis' sister Doris and brother Ernest, Liam's Mum Karen and Dad Geoff, Jesy's Mum Janice and Niall's family couldn't make it due to being in a different country. 

Jade stands up and runs to her Mum. 

"Hello Jade," she hugs her tight. 

"Why's Jade the only one here?" Gemma leans next to me against the bench as everyone else sits around. I turn and look at Gemma's smirking face. 

"Who told you?"

"Louis did. I talk with Lou, nice to know. She your girlfriend yet?" Gemma asks and I tell her to be quieter. 

"And yes, but we're not announcing that yet," I reply. Gemma smiles and hugs me. 

"Yoo- hoo! Harry!" I hear Leigh's voice. I chuckle. 

"Up here Leigh!" I call. I hear more than one set of footsteps and Leigh, Jesy, Eleanor and Louis come running in. 

They see everyone and freeze.

"Mum!" Leigh squeals running at her. Jesy does the same to her Mum and Louis and Eleanor rush to Jay,  Daniel and the twins. 

"Bring families together, how lovely," Gemma smiles. I hit her playfully and wait for the others. Any minute now! I told Niall to get here with Zayn and Perrie later but didn't tell him why because he'd tell them. 

I hear footsteps against the wooden stairs and Liam and Indie appear. 

"Hey Har- woah!" He looks around. Indie looks shocked at all the people.

"Hello Liam," his Mum and Dad walk over and Liam introduces them to Indie. The clock hit's eleven thirty and I hear the door downstairs open. Right on time Niall!

The footsteps come up the stairs, but two sets seem to be running. 

"Hazza! Perrie's chasing me!" I hear Asha squeal. Niall brought Asha, of course!

Asha runs in squealing and Perrie grabs her from behind, another squeal releasing Asha's mouth. 

"Asha! Inside voices!" Niall walks in with Zayn and his jaw drops. I look at Zayn who looks worried and Perrie looks up from ticking Asha to see everyone. No hiding it from your families now guys! You've broadcasted it across Britian twice and Perrie may be wearing a tee that's not tight on her but it's still noticeable she's pregnant.

Perrie stands up, her eyes not moving from her Mum and brother. "Hi," she smiles. Jonnie smirks and Debbie gives her a very motherly look. 

"Harry," Niall says. "What's going on?" He asks looking at me. I just smirk at Zayn and Perrie who are glaring at me. 

{Zayn's POV}

I walk into the room and look at Perrie tickling Asha. That's when I look up and see all of our families, apart from Niall's, in the room. 

I immediately find my parents and three sisters, along with Aasir, all looking between me and Perrie. Harry is so going to pay. 

Perrie stands up and I look at her watching her brother and Mum. This is a set up, it has to be, because quite frankly I forgot about my family and I think Perrie did too, which makes us sound horrible and I hate that I forgot them. 

"Hi," Perrie cracks a smile at her Mum and Jonnie. Jonnie smirks and Debbie gives Perrie an unsatisfied look. 

"Harry," Niall says. I look across at Harry who has a smirk plastered on his pretty little face. "What's going on?" Niall asks. 

"Family get together obviously," Leigh mutters. Perrie nods and I notice my Mum has her arms crossed now. She isn't happy. 

"Hello Mum. Dad. Donyia, Wali, Saf," I say hello to them. Still don't particularly like Aasir although I flash him a smile. 

"Hello Zayn, Perrie," Mum replies. Do you reckon they'll let us do this somewhere else or in front of everyone? "Happy Birthday for yesterday," Mum says to Perrie. Perrie thanks her and the other people who wish her 'Happy Birthday'.

Mum walks over and stands with Debbie. We're going to be questioned about why they found out over television. 

"Want to tell your families anything?" Debbie asks. I close my eyes hoping I'm imagining them all being here and this is a dream. I pinch my leg and open my eyes to find them all here.

"Zayn it's not a dream you idiot." Donyia rolls her eyes. 

"A nightmare maybe?" Waliyha shrugs. Louis and Niall laugh a little and then stop when Harry glares at them. 

"I think you may already know," Perrie replies to her Mum's original question. 

"Funny that," Jonnie smiles. He's probably bursting with joy due to the fact he wanted a nephew or niece. 

"Hey! Your wish is granted lad!" Perrie reminds Jonnie. I nod and he smiles and nods. 

"So you want to talk about it?" I ask hoping they'll say no and it will all be happy and fine. 

"Yes Zayn." Mum replies as if it's obvious. 

"Downstairs?" I try and get it away from everyone. 

"Don't worry Zayn! We've had much worse in my family," Gemma smiles. We laugh as she glares at Harry. "And I'm sure in others." She looks around and they all nod. 

"Right, so where do we start?" Perrie asks both our Mums. Maybe with congratulations and it's fine you forgot to tell us. 

"How long have you known?" Debbie asks. Our band mates laugh and I sigh. Perrie goes a little red. 

"One and a half months," Perrie says barely audible, but of course our Mum's hear her. 

"AT TWO AND A HALF MONTHS!" Jonnie yells a little shocked. Louis, Leigh, Niall, Harry, Jesy and Liam are losing it. "How do you not know?" He asks confused. 

"Perrie's oblivious to things right in front of her," Debbie replies. Louis chuckles. 

"I can see you very clearly," Perrie fake smiles at Debbie and we try not to laugh. 

"Explain." Debbie says to Perrie.

"What part? I'm thinking you want us to explain a lot to you," Perrie asks her Mum. My Mum and Debbie nod. 

"How you found out? How you didn't know for two and a half months," Debbie replies. 

"Um well Liam took me to the doctor-"

"Liam?" Jonnie asks a little confused why Liam did.

"Yes Jonnie! Liam. The tall one with the brown hair, Liam," Perrie replies to Jonnie like he's been living under a rock. "I thought I had gastro because all I did was vomit all day long. Turns out differently obviously. Had an ultrasound, found out how far along. Came home, couldn't sleep, told Zayn, blah, blah, blah, told Simon, told band mates and that's the finding out part," Perrie explains. We all nod. 

Asha starts humming to herself as she sits ON Perrie's feet. 

"Um, who's the little girl?" Waliyha asks us. We all turn to Niall.

"That's Asha. Ella's daughter. She is my friend and she is a doctor so I take care of Asha for her. They're also Perrie and Zayn's next door neighbours," Niall explains. We all nod and Asha smiles. 

"Singer and child carer. If I knew any better you like Ella," Gemma smirks at Niall. Niall blushes and we all nod. 

{Perrie's POV}

"So what have you been doing that's stopped you from telling us?" Mum asks me. I look at the ground and then back at her face. She isn't happy one bit!

"Writing and recording," I reply. Mum sighs from the same old excuse. 

"One phone call Perrie," Mum says. "One call." 

"We know Debbie," Zayn says. "But we have been so preoccupied. I don't know why we forgot," he sighs. "We were meant to but ever since Perrie fell we have been doing something everyday," Zayn says and then covers his mouth. Great one Zayn. 

"Fell?" Tricia asks. "Where? When?" She panics. 

"Eight days ago," I reply. Everyone looks shocked. "The stairs aren't that steep," I say then realise I said that. Zayn groans and Mum and Tricia look like they're going to have heart attacks.

"Stairs?" Donyia screeches. We nod and I point at the ones behind me. 

"Only to the landing," I say. 

"Perrie you fell backwards down the stairs, that's hardly a little fall," Louis says. I shoot him a glare and he mouths 'sorry'.

"How the heck did you fall down a staircase?" Norma asks. Jade hints that she will explain. 

"Um well we were having lunch together and Leigh and Zayn went to get some food and Harry's ex girlfriend Molly came to give Harry some of his stuff back," Jade starts. "Then she wouldn't say hello to me because Harry left her because he is in love with me," Jade continues. Harry smile and Gemma 'awwws'. "Then I grabbed her arm and she physically attacked me because I stopped her because she called me a slut and I said I'm not a slut and she said I'm not a slut, Perrie is," Jade mentions that. "So we started physically attacking each other and no one else came to pull us apart," Jade glares at the others. "So Perrie did and one of us accidentally pushed Perrie backwards down the stairs," Jade finishes. We nod.

"You pushed Perrie down a staircase!" Norma yells at Jade. 

"No! Molly did! I swear it was Molly!" Harry covers for Jade. He really likes her. Mum turns back to me and Zayn. 

"Yeah! I hit the stairs and then became unconscious for an hour and Doctor Oscar brought me back," I explain. 

"Dr. Oscar is my Mummy!" Asha squeals. 

We all nod and smile at her cuteness. 

"Dr. Oscar? Ella Oscar? Leo Oscar's little sister?" Norma asks Jade. Jade nods and we laugh.

"Leo Oscar? With brothers Aengus, Hugo and Zain and sister Ella?" Jonnie smirks at me. 

"Jonnie." I warn. 

"What?" Louis asks. Jonnie smirks at I glare at him praying he doesn't mention it.

"Perrie went out with Leo Oscar," Jonnie says. I squeeze my eyes together and the others laugh.

"When?" Jade asks me. 

"We started dated in September 2010," I reply. Jade gasps. 

"You're the girl he cheated on me with!' Jade exclaims. I didn't know he cheated? "He said she went to your school and had blonde hair!" Jade says loud. 

"Okay, yeah I get the picture. I didn't know and that was eight years ago. I think you've moved on and I certainly have," I reply. Jade nods and calms down. 

"Is the baby okay?" Mum asks.

"Yeah! It is and so am I in case you were worried about that too," I reply. Mum nods and Jonnie tries not to laugh. "We had an ultrasound the next morning and it's all good," I say. 

"Girl or boy?" Waliyha asks. We shrug. "Or you don't know," she sits back down. 

"So where is this conversation going?" Zayn asks our mothers.

"Are you even happy?" I ask really confused. They're sending mixed emotions our way and I'm not sure they're happy.

"You think we're not happy?" Mum asks. "Of course we are Perrie!" Mum looks like she's going to cry and Tricia already is. So are the other parents. 

"Well Mum and Deb, all you've done and I know I'm probably over reacting but you've acted like your absolutely mad at us!" Zayn says upset. 

"Zayn. We just got a little upset that we had to find this out over the television," Tricia replies.

"And Perrie, I was furious that I had to find out on the telly," Mum says. Oh great! Thanks Mum.  

"I wasn't!" Jonnie smirks. I glare to say 'not now please'. 

"Perrie I thought you'd want to us around?" Mum asks.

"Yes Mam! I do! I want you to be here! We have no f**king clue what the heck we are doing? Sorry about the language, don't repeat that Asha," I look down at her. She nods and does a zip across her lips. "All Zayn and I have are two ultrasound pictures, a onesie from the girls and a toy duck!" I exclaim. "But we also have a family, which includes not only our band mates but our biological families," I start to cry. I think everyone else is so that's okay. "I just want my Mam. I'm terrified and I know you can help me because you managed to bring up two children that turned out half decent," I say. Jonnie laughs and I smile at him. "I need my Mam," I wipe my tears away. 

"I'm sorry," Mum wipes her eyes. "I'm so, so, so sorry. When I found out I was upset that was how I found out but I was happy, excited and then when we watched Alan Carr and I saw how happy you were I cried because I was so proud of you two," Mum says. She's melting my heart. 

"And Zayn, I'm sorry that we reacted like this. I'm so proud of you! I always have been. Yes Donyia wanted to kill you for not telling us, yes I was hurt we found out over the telly and yes Aasir's family now thinks we're the freaky family," Tricia explains. We laugh a little.

"No they don't Mrs. Malik," Aasir replies. Tricia, Yaser, Donyia, Waliyha and Safaa all turn to him.

"Aasir, I said hello to your sister at school and she didn't know what to say so she ran off like she'd seen a ghost," Safaa replies. We crack up and Aasir shrugs. 

"I'm sorry baba," Mum smiles at me. I run at her and hug her tight. I mumble that I'm sorry to her and she just hugs me. I feel Jonnie's strong arms around me and then the girls, who are all crying, followed by everyone else. Yes! One Direction and Little Mix, along with their families and Asha, all wrapped around each other as a hysterical mess. 

 ★★★★★

"So you two are dating?" Gemma asks Jade and Harry. Jade is sitting on Harry's lap and they're in the armchair. Everyone else are on couches or dining room chairs. Zayn's sitting on the L- shaped couch with his legs running down the L bit and Safaa on the end. I'm sitting in his lap but facing the oposite direction to him and my Mum is next to Zayn with my legs on her. Niall is leaning on my Mum and has Liam and Jesy on the end. Asha is mucking around on the floor with her toys whilst the rest of us lounge around. 

I wonder if Harry asked Jade yet, I mean they've been on a few dates and slept together a few times and actually properly SLEPT together most nights. 

Jade smiles at Harry and they both nod. We cheer and clap and Harry kisses Jade on the lips quickly. Our reactions soon turn to 'ewww' and they laugh.

"Jesy how's the baby plan going?" Norma asks her. 

"You know?" Jesy questions Norma before turning to Jade who is looking at the ceiling. We smile and Jesy turns back to Norma.

"Yeah good! We've been unsuccessful so far but at least our oracle has fallen into place," Jesy smiles and Leigh and Jade cheer. I groan and the others look confused. 

"What's your oracle?" Donyia asks. One Direction, Eleanor, Indie and the girls laugh. Our families look confused though.

"So we had this thing with BBC Radio 1 that Perrie would be engaged first and what do ya know?" Jesy does the whole 'what do ya know' bit in Aussie slang. The families nod.

"And then after that we went back in and she said we're the oracle three, Jesy, Jade and I and that we are right," Leigh says. "So she asks, who's going to be first to have a baby and we said Perrie," Leigh continues. Everyone nods.

"Please, continue," Louis smirks. We all laugh.

"When we had been in Australia earlier in the year we'd been asked and we all said Pezz and she freaked out and then in the BBC Radio 1 interview she was like 'you have got to be joking'," Jade smiles. Everyone laughs.

"But I recall, from watching this interview the other day, Jesy, you said 'If I have to go around there when they're having naughty naughty and put a thing on the end of it I will'," Louis recalls. We crack up. "And Leigh- Anne said she'd help. What happened to that plan?" Louis asks. We laugh and Zayn shrugs. 

"They were a bit far away," Jesy replies. We nod.

"How pregnant are you?" Waliyha asks. I shrug and look at Zayn.

"Around four months," he replies unsure. 

"So it was somewhere in between the twentieth to the twenty- seventh of March you forgot to wear a condom," Niall says. Everyone looks at Niall and he covers his mouth. I down up at Zayn who is glaring at Niall.

"You were'nt supposed to repeat that!" Zayn growls at Niall. 

"Obviously," Waliyha mutters.

"Waliyha," Yaser warns. "And what did I teach you mister?" Yaser points his finger at Zayn. 

"Wrap it up," Zayn replies. We laugh as Zayn goes red. 

"I think Zayn's happy he didn't wrap it up," Harry says. Zayn smiles and nods and the girls 'aww'. I'm very lucky to have him. 

"Did your Dads give you weird sayings for that?" Harry asks us. "Or was it just mine?" He asks. The boys all nod and we ask them to tell.

"My Dad's was if you really love her, use a cover," Niall explains. That's a good one. Simple but sensible. 

"Mark said to me, now Louis don't be a fool, cover your tool," Louis explains. We laugh and Louis shakes his head. 

"Dad yours to me was avoid a frown, contain your clown," Liam looks at his Dad. Geoff laughs and we all laugh as well. That's a good one. 

"I remember Perrie was in the room, I don't know if you'd remember though?" Jonnie asks me. I shake my head relieved. "I was fourteen and he was preparing me so he goes don't make a mistake, cover your snake," Jonnie says. We crack up. Typically my father would say that. He was a funny one. 

"I remember Jade, my sister not this one and I were in the room with Jonathan and Joe and Jonathan goes to Joe, got no protection, can't use your erection. Jade and I were mortified," Jesy shakes her head. We laugh. That's a pretty dirty one!

"My Dad's was cover your stump before you hump," Harry states. We lose it. That is the worst and best one I swear. 

"Trust Dad to say something like that," Gemma sighs. I feel Zayn rubbing circles again and look down. I swear he doesn't even realise he's doing it. 

"Do you have any ultrasound pictures?" Tricia asks us. 

"Yeah. Not on us though," I reply. Liam grabs his wallet out and I look at him confused.

"I do," he says and pulls the tiny picture out of his wallet. The first one except his is a lot smaller than ours. 

"Why?" Louis asks. 

"I got one," Liam replies. 

"No! Why is it in your wallet?" Louis asks confused. 

"Oh! I haven't taken it out yet," Liam passes it to Tricia. I remember that day. I was so shocked and I felt sick and scared but the excitement was bubbling beneath. 

"When was this?" Tricia asks smiling. 

"First scan. Two and a half months," I reply. Tricia nods and hands the scan around. I look down at Zayn and he keeps rubbing circles on my stomach.

"We have to thank Harry later," I run my fingers through his quiff. He nods and tries to knock my hand out of his hair. I laugh and he moves his head in random directions. 

"Perrie," he growls. I laugh and move my hand. 

"Did I touch your hair?" I ask like he's a little kid. He gives me a angry look and I smile. He then pecks my lips and goes back to his position. 

I watch Asha drawing a picture. I cannot wait to have our own little one who learns from us all and wants to be like us when they grow up. 

"Nio! I drew you a picture!" Asha stands up and hands Niall the picture. She's too cute with Niall. 

{Tricia's POV}

Once I hand the scan on I look at Zayn and Perrie. I cannot believe I'm going to be a Nan. I cannot believe Zayn and Perrie are going to be parents. They still seem so young but they're married now and growing up.

I watch Zayn rubbing circles across Perrie's stomach. He's grown up. My baby boy has grown up. It's still hard to imagine him holding his own little one in his arms when it seems like only yesterday I was holding Zayn. 

I watch Perrie run her fingers through Zayn's hair. He tries to knock her hands out of his hair whilst she laughs. I look around and some of their friends and families are watching. Others in seperate conversations and others looking at the scan.

"Perrie," he growls. She keeps laughing and moves her hand out of his hair. Is it creepy that I'm smiling at how cute this is?

"Did I touch your hair?" Perrie asks Zayn like he's a little kid. He gives her an angry look whilst she smiles it him. That's before he places a kiss on her lips and then smiles at her.

He's one lucky boy! I could never have wanted more for Zayn.  

{Niall's POV}

"Oh lads," Louis smiles. We all look at him. He's got his phone in his hand and is reading something off it. 

"Actually, Niall, Perrie and Jade," he looks up. "I've got an email from Uncle Simon and he has said us four have been invited onto Celebrity Juice next week," Louis informs. The others whine and Jade, Perrie and I cheer. 

"That's un fair!" Harry says. 

"Don't worry Hazz. Boys we're going to America next month, for the whole month!" Liam smiles. Us boys cheer and Jesy and Leigh still don't look satisfied. 

We're going to America! I love America but I also love Asha. Maybe I can take Asha and Ella with me? What the hell Niall! She's not even your girlfriend, but maybe in America things will change? Baby steps first lad, Celebrity Juice comes first.