Chapter Thirty- Four: Jordan and Celebrity Juice





{Jesy's POV}



"Jes?" I hear from the entry way. I spin around and Jordan is standing there. Perrie and Zayn exit their lounge and I stand up and walk over to my fiancé. How do I tell him this? It will break his heart. "Zayn said it was urgent," he tells me. Zayn called him to ask him to come home.



"Hey Jordan," I smile and kiss him before standing back. "Come over here," I lead him to the couch. "I have something to tell you that is really important and please do not react badly." I say. Jordan nods worriedly and I think of how to word it. "I'm infertile. We can't have a baby."



 Well done Jesy! That was a terrific way to say it- not.



 "P- pa- pardon?" Jordan stutters, pain filling his eyes. "How? When?" He asks.



 "I found out yesterday morning and my fallopian tubes are blocked so I still get my bloody period but no eggs come through," I explain calmly. I haven't cried today and I'm trying to hold off as long as possible. But the look on Jordan's face isn't helping.



 He looks so upset.


"Jord?" I ask trying to get an answer.



 "Um," he rubs his chin. "Wow." He manages to get out. "Um, are you okay?" He asks immediately. Am I okay? I shrug and he pulls me into a tight hug.




 And cue the water works!




 "Shhh," he rubs my back as I soak his top. "It's okay Jesy," he tries to calm me. "We'll make it through this, I love you." He says.




I look up and into his eyes. They no longer look in pain but look worried and loving. "I love you too," I reply before kissing him.


"We can do this Jes. We can make it through this." Jordan reassures me. How is he being so damn calm?




 "Thank you so much. I'm so sorry for having f**ked up tubes," I apologise. He chuckles a little and shakes his head.




 "No Jes. Don't worry, it's not your fault gorgeous," he smiles. "Just remember how much I love you," he smirks.




I laugh and kiss him again. "I love you too," I reply and then hear an aww from the staircase.




"Learn to whisper Perrie!" I yell. Jordan laughs and I hear Perrie and Zayn's feet scrambling up the stairs. "Dinner?" I ask Jordan walking into the kitchen to finish cooking Perrie's egg and bacon rolls she was making.




"Sounds good. Want me to call Zerrie?" He asks. I nod and he yells out their names. They both walk in and sit down at the bench.




"All good?" Zayn asks. Jordan walks behind me and wraps his arms around my waist.




"All good." Jordan and I both nod. Perrie and Zayn smile and I finish making us dinner.




 ★★★★★




 {Perrie's POV}




 Two days since Jesy found out she's infertile. All of us have been comforting her, a little to much for her liking apparently, but who cares? Too many hugs are better than none.




"Ready?" Louis turns to Jade, Niall and I. We all nod and head out of our dressing room. We're currently walking down the corridor, following a stage hand, so we can set up for Celebrity Juice.




"Hey!" Olly Murs comes up on our left. We all reply 'hello' to her and keep walking. Chris Ramsey also joins us and we get lead out to the stage.




 Fearne Cotton is already at her desk and Holly Willoughby is at hers. The crowd stirs as we walk on and one stage hand leads Chris and Niall to one desk and Olly, Jade and I to the other.




"Good luck Pep," Louis hugs me and then runs to his bench. Olly sits down on Holly's left and Holly greets her. I sit on Jade's right and Holly is on Jade's left.




 Hello girls!" She spins around and hugs Jade before kissing my cheek. "And congrats," she smiles at me. 




 "Thanks," I beam back. Jade taps her finger nails on the desk and I adjust my jumpsuit. Jade opted to wear a long jumper thing that is pale pink with black birds on it. It falls around her mid thighs and she's matched it with tan coloured heels, some silver rings, golden hoop earrings and pale pink nail polish, all accessorised with her boyfriend Harry Styles, whom is in the crowd with Eleanor.




 Part of Louis' apology for not being able to spend part of her birthday night with her was that she came to watch. Liam, Indie, Jesy and Leigh are with Zayn back at our house. Jordan flew out again   yesterday and Jesy is doing well.




 My outfit consists of a grey coloured jumpsuit that has long pants that come in at the middle and becomes a short sleeve tee at the top. I'm avoiding high heels at the moment, not only because I don't like wearing them generally but my excuse now is that I don't want to fall again, which is true, I don't! This baby means a lot to Zayn and I, so I've gone with low black Converses and painted my nails black. I've got no earrings in but the ring in my nose is still there and the bracelet Zayn got me for my birthday is sitting on my left wrist.


The stage crew cue for everyone to be quiet and we all do. The show starts and Keith Lemon runs in as we cheer and clap for him.




He introduces himself and the show before turning to Holly. "Now! Our team captains. Holly Willoughby!" He introduces her and we all clap. "Who's on your teams?" He asks her.




"On my left I have Olly Murs!" She says. The audience cheers for the English singer. "And on my right, I have the Geordie half of Little Mix, it's Jade and Perrie!" She turns to us. We smile and wave a little whilst they cheer.




"Fearne." Keith turns to her. Keith is known for having a special relationship on screen with Fearne Cotton. They like to pick on each other. "How are you?" He asks her.




"Are you being kind?" Fearne looks shocked. We all laugh and she sighs. "I'm good. Do you want to know whose on my team?" She asks Keith.




"I know whose on your team!" He laughs. We laugh too and Fearne shakes her head. "But you can tell the telly!" He smirks.


"On my left I have a Geordie too, Chris Ramsey!" She cheers. We all clap. "And on my left, two of the worlds biggest boy band, it's Louis and Niall from One Direction!" She yells. We all clap and cheer, Louis smiles and Niall laughs, typical Niall.




 The studio calms and we turn to Keith. He chats to Chris and Olly and then turns to Niall and Louis.




 "Louis, Niall, how are you?" He asks them. They reply that they're good. "Now Louis, I understand it's your lovely girlfriend Eleanor's birthday today and thank you for coming still. Here's a present for her," Keith hands him a bag.




 "Just check it's not a toy penis or something." Holly mentions. We all crack up and Niall's in hysterics.




 "Just check it's not a toy penis or something." Keith mimics Holly and let's out a cackle. "I'm not that disgusting!" He says.




 "You sure?" Fearne asks. We laugh and Keith shakes his head. I remember one time when I was on here I had to hit a guy over the head with a toy penis.




 "And Niall, I believe it's also your nephew's birthday. How old is he?" Keith asks. THEO! I LOVE THEO! I met him once before and he is the most adorable kid! He's like a mini Niall.




 "Yeah it is. He's five today." Niall replies. They grow so fast. I look down at my stomach and think about how our baby is growing fast now and will grow up right before our eyes once they're here.




 A picture of Theo flashes up on the screen and Niall is smiling like mad whilst we all coo over the photo.




 "He's a cute one." Keith smiles before looking at Jade and I. "Hi girls," He smirks. "How are you?" He asks.




 "Good." We reply in sync.




 "Jade, who are you dating?" Keith raises his eyebrows up and down at her. I judge her and laugh and the crowd laughs too. "Harry Styles perhaps?"




 "Yes." Jade nods. We all 'awww' at how cute she is.




 "Doing a Perrie?" Keith asks Jade. The studio cracks up and I roll my eyes. I'm not entirely sure what he means, but I'm sure there will be an explanation. "I mean because you girls like to just swoop in and grab the One Direction boys." He says. We all laugh and I shake my head.




"Is he a good boyfriend?" Keith asks Jade. She nods. "Do you love him?" Keith asks, tilting his head a little. All eyes are on Jade, this is going to have so much hate but I know the answer.




 "Yes." Jade goes a deep shade of red. We all cheer and 'awwww'.




 "And he loves her back!" Niall mentions. Louis and I agree and Keith 'awwws'.




"Harry Styles has fallen in love." He smiles. "How adorable!" He chuckles. We all smile too. "Perrie!" He smiles at me. I nod. "You're married now." He smiles.




"Yes." I nod. Everyone claps and I smile. "And pregnant!" He exclaims. I nod and Jade, Louis and Niall cheer. "Is that good for you guys?" Keith asks them. They all rapidly nod their heads.




"Yes! Mini Zerrie!" Louis squeals. We all laugh and he does a manly cough to recover.




"It all happened very quickly. One second you were engaged, then married and now having a baby!" Keith says. "I can't put my knickers on that fast!" He exclaims. We all laugh. "Are you happy though?" He asks.



"A bit surprised but very happy." I nod and smile. The all 'awww'. What is with this audience and making that noise?




We play a few games until one comes up.




"Now. This game is a special one. It's called, Who Has a Smaller Willy?" Keith says. We all laugh. "And the contestants today are, Harry Styles and Zayn Malik!" Keith smirks. We crack up and Louis and Niall go hysterical.




"Had to be them!" Olly claps and smirks at Jade and I.




"Can I ask how you know which is bigger and which is smaller?" Chris asks disturbed. Yeah! I want to know how he knows this. I'm kind of hoping not many people have seen their willy's. Mind you, Harry does like to walk around naked- not a pretty sight! I've experienced it a few times! Yuck!


"Well." Keith smirks. "I've had some conversations with Liam and he has said he's seen Harry naked more than once, agreed?" Keith asks Louis and Niall. They both nod and well all laugh. "And as for Zayn, Liam has seen it through his boxers, but we've always got Perrie as back- up!" Keith smirks at me. 


I cover my face in my hands and the studio laughs. 


"Okay! Fearne's team?" Keith asks them. 


"Boys?" Chris turns to Louis and Niall. They confer and we watch Niall giggling like a school girl whilst Louis whispers in his ear. I can actually imagine Niall as a school girl. Blonde pigtails and a little tunic with his blue ribbons in his hair and a smile plastered on his face.


Why did I even imagine that? I have some issues. 


"Okay so," Louis says. "We reckon Harry has a bigger willy. Only because we've seen his more than Zayn's and also because, sorry Jade, Harry has a bigger reputation as a frequent willy user." Louis states. We all crack up and I look at Harry wetting himself in the crowd.


"Frequent Willy User!" Keith claps. "I'm sure he loves that!" Keith laughs. "Holly's team?" Keith calms down. 


"Jade, Perrie?" Olly asks us.


"I'm not inputting." I surrender. They laugh and Jade agrees that she wont input either. I'm not saying anything about my husbands penis. 


"You're no fun!" Niall says to us. We poke our tongues out like little kids and he smiles. 


"I'm thinking Zayn has a bigger willy." Olly says to Holly. Why is that? "Because Harry is known for using his but I reckon secretly it's quite little. Plus, Zayn can use his more like, officially." Olly reasons. 


"Officially?" Louis asks. We all look at him confused.


"Yeah! Like, he's done more official things with his." Olly says. Does he mean that because I'm pregnant?


"Is this because of Perrie?" Chris asks Olly. Olly nods and everyone laughs. I go red and Jade laughs at me. 


"Okay! Holly's team say Harry has a smaller willy and Fearne's team say Zayn has a smaller willy. In actual fact, the lad with the smaller willy is........." I'm kind of scared about this. "Harry Styles." Keith annonces. 


I gasp and Jade cracks up. Not what I was expecting! I was expecting Zayn to supposedly have a smaller willy. 


Louis and Niall are wetting themselves laughing and I soon join them. 


"Perrie wins! Jade loses!" Niall chants three times. Jade and I laugh and Keith smirks at us. What a long night!


 ★★★★★


"Thanks Lou," I thank him. "See you both, enjoy the rest of your birthday!" I smile at Eleanor and say goobye to both her and Louis as I get out of Louis' car. 



We had a great time on Celebrity Juice, filled with pleanty more embarassment and excitement. I walk up  to the front door and push my key into the lock before turning the key and heading inside. All the downstairs lights are off so Jesy, Leigh, Indie and Liam must've left.


I lock the front door again and head upstairs and to our bedroom. When i enter the room I hear the toilet flush and Zayn comes into the room, in nothing but boxers. My eyes immediately go to his pants to actually see how big it is.


"Are you serious?" He asks me, chuckling a little. I look back up and he walks over and pecks my lips. "Come on. Bed time." He says and takes my bag. I kick off my shoes, remove my jewellery and change into my pyjamas. 


Once I've removed my makeup I slide into bed next to Zayn. I lay down on my back and Zayn lies on my right, propped up on his left arm. 


"When's our next ultrasound?" Zayn asks me before running his right hand over my bump again. 


"Well, technically it should be in the middle of August but you're going to be in America, so we are having it on the third of September and it's the big one so you HAVE to come." I tell him. 


He nods and rests his head on my tummy. I run my hand through his quiff and slowly close my eyes. 


"I love you Pep." I hear him mumble. 


"I love you too." I reply before immediatley dropping off to sleep. 


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