☘ STRENGTHS AND WEAKNESSES

"Everybody wants to be my Enemy"



Nigel dropped us off a Clearing out of
the Forest as the doors shut behind me.


"It's okay, you can Handle this. In real life people love you. You can hook up with anyone you want" Bethany says "Is that what you tell yourself when you're scared?" Martha frowned.


"Can you not Judge me for like Two Seconds? I split up with Noah, I turned into a Guy and I cannot find my Phone! I am allowed to be Upset"


"Doctor Bravestone, here's a Map of Jumanji, you must go to the Bazaar and find the missing Piece "The Bazaar" Spencer repeated "Missing Piece of what?" I asked while Nigel prepared to drive again "Cheerio!" He waved us goodbye "Wait you can't just give us a ride to the statue?" Fridge said unbelievably.


"And remember if you wish to leave the game, you must save Jumanji and call out it's name" He shouted while Driving away from us.


We all looked at each other not knowing what the fuck to do.


"You want to uh...put this in there?" he hand it out to Fridge "No" he shook his Head "Come on, you're the only one with a backpack, Fridge"


"So what? we have a Map. So now we're supposed to go and find?..." Fridge shoved the Jewel into his Bag.


"The Bazaar I guess" Spencer says "So we return the Jewel to the Jaguar Statue...a-and then we go home, no problem" Martha said nervously.


"Why can't we just leave? Stop the Game, without doing all this....Stuff?" Bethany whined "We have to finish the Game" Spencer looked at us.


"I think...I think we have to save Jumanji" I stared at him in admiration as he turned his back on us to look out the Forest. "Damn that is a Man right there" Bethany whispered to me, I just crossed my Arms and look away.


From there we started walking.



"Okay, this is what I'm good at. Playing Videogames, it's what I do. It's literally the main thing that I do" I watched him uncomfortably while he Muttered to himself "Playing a game like this, there's gonna be levels, in order to finish the game we gotta complete all the levels. Levels are gonna get harder as we go along. We complete the levels-" I cut him off.


"Spencer do you even know where we're going?" I asked throwing hands in the air, he turns around to look at me "Kinda"


"Kinda? Oh that's good then. We're in good hands" I smiled sarcastically as he took out the map "Okay, the missing piece I'm guessing"


"Oh my God. That must be what we're looking for, the missing Piece of the Map" Martha said


"But the problem is, there's nothing here" he flipped the Paper from the sid eto the other "What do you mean there's nothing there? It's a map just like he said. It's the map of Jumanji" Bethany chimed in.


"Cartography" Martha looked up


"What's that?"


"The study of Maps, it was one of Professor Oberon's skills!" she exclaimed "Yes that's Right" Spencer confirmed.


"Oh so you can't see this but I can?" Bethany takes the map


"The characters we chose, we all have certain skills. So there's gotta be a way to access our-" a List pops up above our heads that came from Spencer. "What'd you just do?" Fridge stared at it.


"Strengths:
Fearless
Climbing
Speed
Boomerang
Smoldering Intensity?" a wrinkle curled up on his eyebrow as he switched Facial Expressions to a Heroic Gaze onto the air.


"What the hell are you doing?" Fridge says in Disgust "What just happened?" Spencer returned to his bubbly self "Uhm you just Smoldered" Bethany grinned.


"Weakness: NONE?"


"How'd you do that? That List?" I asked "Well I just...I think I just pressed m-my enormous Left Pec"


"It's like the Boob Area here let me show you" Fridge moved closer to me to touch my Chest but I hit his head with my Palms "Get the Hell away from me" I glared "At least press it in front of us so we know exactly how" I turned away slightly and pressed my 'Chest'


A Blue list pops up.
"Strengths:
Parkour
Stealth
Pistol? what the fuck
Sword Fighting" I scoffed "I learned Fencing at my Dad's but we weren't using Training Swords-" I chuckled while they looked at me in shock.


"Weakness:
Fire"


Typical


Martha tapped hers
"Strenghts:
Karate
T'ai Chi
Aikido
Dance Fighting?" she turned to us confusedly "Dance fighting is that even a... thing?"


"Weakness:
Venom"


Bethany's List Opens up "Seriously? 'Paleontology' what does that even mean?" she read "Uhm Study of Fossils. I think...that's kinda cool" I shrugged.


"Says the Gorgeous Marksman Badass to the old fossil guy who doesn't have any Endurance"


Fridge pressed his as a red list appears "I hate this Game" he says seeing his Skills "Weakness: Cake?" Martha said "Yes, Cake is my Weakness. Along with Speed and Strength huh" he chuckled "Strength is my Weakness Hey, can I- Quick Question" Fridge raised his Hands "How is Strength my weakness?"


"Somebody explain that to me and Why would I need Speed? why would I need to fast when I'm being chased by an enormous killer Zebra or some shit in this dumbass hat?"


"You're also a Good Weapons Valet" Martha says "What does that mean?"


"Well I think it means, you carry my weapons in your backpack and you give them to when and if I nerd them?" Spencer answered "You guys! The Map. It's changing" Bethany exclaimed.


"What do you mean?" I looked at the Map, standing beside her "What's it say" Spencer said "Okay, well there's not a lot of information. But a minute ago it didn't say this and now it does" she pointed to an area appearing on the map "It says 'The Mighty Roar'"


After she said that, drums sounds erupted around us "I don't like that" Fridge shook his head "I'm done"


"What else?" I asked an looked at the Map again "Okay. And right here it says 'From the deep'"


"The Hippo came from the deep. The one that-"


"Yes, the thing that did the thing. That's it, Moving On" she cuts me off


"So if 'From the Deep' is the first level, then 'The Mighty Roar' must be the second level" Spencer said "Which way?"


"Okay, if that is that....and that is here. Right here I think" then a Missile flew in between us and dudes in motorcycles showed up from the other side of the hill "What is this Game?" Fridge grunted. The four of us started running for our lives, I was right behind Bethany.


Bombs and Bullets came after us, a few seconds later Spencer came zooming past us. "Come on Legs!" Fridge yelled behind me "Why am I running so Slow?!"


"Oh My God!" Bethany repeated for her dear life.


Spencer waited for us in front of a tight space towards the forest. Martha and I entered first followed by Bethany and Fridge. We ran past a Small Pond and continued running. "This Sucks!" Bethany bellowed, I noticed there were many dudes after us so I ran away from the two of them so I could attract some of the Motorcycle Freaks.


"Y/N where are you going?!" Martha shouts "I'll be right back, I have a Plan" I yelled as I ran in a Fallen Tree and jumped away from them.


I have Three Guys after me so I started searching my Belt for any weapon. I took the silver thingy for whatever reason and clicked the button at the top and it extended to a Long ass stick with a few buttons on the side.


I hid behind a bush and watched them look for me.


Stealth


I snuck on to a tree behind them and carefully let down a Vine from one of the trunks. I'm not really used to using Pistols but I grabbed one from my Belt and fired it to the air. "Hello Bitches~" I waved at them as they began to fire at me but I quickly kicked them on the Face while hanging from the Vine.


I tried throwing them my Metal Thingy but it did nothing "Stupid!" I hit myself on the head still running until I see Bethany falling over with the dudes right in front of her so I changed my direction and see Martha ready to attack too, we roundhouse kicked the two of them in the face.


We got on our feet again and looked at each other before turning around seeing Bethany look at us in amusement, the two of us took in a little bit of air "Come on!" Martha says.


"Spencer! Put me Down!!" I hear Fridge and gunshots on the other side of the forest, we eventually reached a Edge of a Waterfall. Fine, I almost fell but Martha stopped me with her arm. "You have got to be Kidding me" Bethany said looking down at the river. Then Fridge and Spencer arrived, I accidentally snorted looking at Fridge who was on Spencer's back.


I look back to see the Motorcycle Freaks getting closer "We have to jump" I said "Are you out of your Mind?!" Bethany yelled "I would literally rather do anything else right now but that" Spencer chimed in. "Jump!" I shouted then jumped off, I can see Martha jump too as Bethany yelled out names.



I swam to the surface coughing up a little bit of water. "I think I'm having a Coronary, I'm having difficulty breathing" Spencer panted "That was the most humiliating moment of my Life!" Fridge says "Don't you do that Again!"


Bethany laid on a rock while I sat on another one "I took in a lot of water" Spencer said. I can see Martha bent over and her hands on her chest "They got me" she turned to me revealing her bleeding chest.


"Oh no" Fridge says not sarcastically this time, we all look at her in worry "Martha?" I walked towards her but she turned to a red substance or something I don't know if it was her guts bit that'd be cool.


"Wait what- what just happened to her?" Fridge pointed at Non-existent Martha "Is she dead? did she die?" Bethany panicked "wait a second" Spencer looked up. We heard a Twinkling sound from above and see Martha falling down.


"What the hell is hap-" not Fridge though. Marta landed on his bag while he let out a adorable 'ow'
"Get off of my Back!"


"Are you okay?" I asked "I think so" she said "...Off me, Goodness Gracious. Get off!" Fridge continued whining "I'm getting off of you" says Martha as she did so.


"Anybody care if I'm Okay? What am I, a Human Landing Pad?"


Spencer stepped forward towards Martha and looked at her wrist, Uh here's that weird feeling again. I turn away from them and started nibbling on my Nails and walking back and forth while listening to him. "That's what I thought" he said "We each have three lives, guys. These little tattoos on our arms. Jesus, would you look at the size of that thing" he got distracted by Doctor Bravestone's Muscles.


"Spencer!" Fridge yelled


"What?"


"You were saying?"


"It's our life count. Bethany got eaten by Hippo so now she only has Two lines" Bethany quickly rolled up her sleeves to take a look "He's right"


"Wait. What happens if we use up all our lives?" Martha asked "Well, usually that would mean..." he looked at all of us "Game over"


"What do you mean 'Game over'? are you saying that we could actually die in here?" Fridge frowned- scowled? whatever, Frowled.


"I mean I don't know for sure-"


"You're not sure? you're not sure Mister-Video-Game-Genius?"


"Well I've never actually been stuck in one okay?! So I'm not certain but, yes. I'm afraid we all could die" he said staring at the ground "That is my Big Concern right now" we stood there in Silence for a second.


"We better find the missing piece then" I said looking down still biting my nails in nervousness.


"Okay" Bethany takes out the Mao that was surprisingly not wet "Looks like there's a Village on the other side of this mountain. Maybe that's the Bazaar"


"Let's do it" we started walking "wait" Fridge says "I gotta take a leak first"


"I've been dreading this all day. But so do I" Bethany sighs.


JUMANJI WELCOME TO THE BATHROOM (there's no bathroom)

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