We began our journey of 2 players in a new virtual yet new reality with them screaming.

Y/n: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

Momonga: "WTFFF!!! AHHHHHHHHH".

Y/n: "STOP SCREAMING YOU SKELETOR RIP-OFF!".

Momonga: "I CAN'T LOG OFF!!!"

Y/n: "ME TOO!!!!"

Both: "HAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

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Y/n: "Let's think for a second. Maybe this is a glitch? The servers are shutting down."

Momonga: "If that were the case then wouldn't we already have left? This seems something outta an isekai."

Y/n: "..."

Momonga: "..."

Both: "Nahhhh..."

Y/n: "Unless?".

Momonga: "Then wanna go check that out?"

Y/n: "You bloody bet!".

With both idiots coming to a correct conclusion based on only manga. Both stood from their seats and went towards the door, opening it— though the door doing it automatically as they still have the game interface and all. But that's not the point, the is the 2 of them are going to check their conclusion. 

The 2 walked out the door and were met with a white-haired butler and several maids bowing their heads— a simple gesture made often by the in-game NPCs. The only problem was whether the 2 could tell the difference between AI-made routines or real maid and butler actions not made by the AI.

Momonga: "Follow us." Ordered Momonga to the maids and the butler.

Within 20 feet of walking distance, Y/n, and Momonga went to the throne room where the Guild Master would sit and be greeted by Albedo— the Guardian boss of the 10 guardians who protect each floor of the guild. Y/n, being guild master went to the throne and sat in it with his legs crossed, and his wings let free— 3 on each side: 2 regular-sized and 4 at a smaller size. Momonga stood by Y/n's left side as Vice Guild Master.

Y/n: "Bow down." With that command made the maids, the butler and Albedo kneeled before the 2. With the 2 looking at the banners that represented each member. Momonga's being a skull and Y/n's being a halo that was lifted by multiple hands.

Y/n: "Nostalgic isn't it. I wish we all could've met IRL."

Momonga: "Yeah..."

Y/n: "Is the log-off button still not there?". Y/n's reply was a headshake signifying no.

Y/n: "*sigh* It isn't showing up on mine either."

Both: "*sigh*"

Momonga: "Well I think we can confirm it now."

Y/n: "Yep. We're totally stuck here."

Both sigh again but this time it's questioned.

Albedo: "Is something the matter, Supreme Ones?". She comes closer and repeats the question again but horny O_O.

Y/n: "Uhh... *looks at Momonga*".

'Her... Her mouth is moving?! *Internal screaming*'

Y/n: "N-no. Everything is fine Albedo. There's no need for concern."

Albedo: "I see. Please forgive my rudeness."

Momonga: "No. It's fine. You were just worried. But there is something I'm worried about. *looks at Sebas* Sebas."

Sebas: "Yes."

Momonga: "Survey the area to which Nazarick is confined in. *looks at the Pleiades*  Pleiades. Go to the 9th floor and guard it against any possible intruders."

With the commands, Momonga gave to Sebas and the Pleiades, the throne room was now alone to 3 people.

Y/n: 'Something's not right. No something isn't right.'

Y/n: "Albedo. Bring forth all the guardians except for the fourth and eighth floor ones, and gather them all to the classical arena on the sixth floor. Make the preparation in an hour." With that order given directly from Y/n made the task filled with importance that needed to be done as soon as possible. 

Momonga: "Y/n, why did you give that order?".

Y/n: "I want to confirm something."

Momonga: "Which is?"

Y/n: "Your mom."

Momonga: "..."

Y/n: "..."

Momonga: "..."

Y/n: "Low blow?"

Momonga: "Low blow."

Y/n: "..." 

Y/n: "L-lets go to the sixth floor." He said feeling a bit embarrassed.

|Scene Change - 6th Floor|

Y/n: 'The twins should be here...' He thought as Y/n looked around looking for 2 dark elves that were made by one of his members and friends.

Momonga: "Found them *points to the right*". 

 ???: "Tooooooha!" Yelled a dark elf. One of the twins, who is a girl but dressed as a boy. The tomboy dark elf ranned to the location of the 2 Supreme Idiots. 

(The narrator— me, will continue to insult these two for as long as I can.)

Y/n: "Aura."

Aura: "Welcome, Supreme Ones! To the floor we protect and guard!".

Y/n: "And your... *looks around*".

Aura: "Mars! Come out of there and greet the Supreme Ones!" He- I mean she yelled out at the direction she jumped out from.

Mars: "B-but..." Yelled the other twin, whose gender won't be revealed until it comes with in regular talking distance.

Aura: "Mars!"

Mars: "F-fine!". The other twin finally jumps to the arena floor albeit with a minor clumsy landing, runs towards the Angel of Dick and the Skeleton of Shit.

(You can't stop me!)

Mars: "I'm sorry f-for making you w-wait, Supreme Ones." Said the male with male clothes.

(I'm making Mare a male male!)

Y/n: "It's alright. We only came here today to have the 2 of you help us with something. Among other things. So Momonga will you show them da way *click*?"

Momonga summoned the holy god s-tier level item: Ainz Ooal Gown.

Mars: "W-wait, i-is that the l-legendary item only the Guild Master and Vice Guild Master can use?"

Momonga: "That's right. And I was hoping I could test it with some challenges."

Aura: "Yes! We will go and prepare them for you!".

Y/n: "By the way, Aura, Mars. I've called the guardians here. They will come within the hour or less."

Aura: "Eh?... Does that mean that Shalltear is coming here as well?". Both twins looked a bit down hearing that Shalltear will be on their floor. 

Y/n: 'Relations are a thing now I suppose... *click* Mhhhmmm nice.'

|3 Minutes later|

Momonga: "[Primal Elemental]!". Once the words Momonga uttered out of his mouth with the staff of A.O.G (Ainz Ooal Gown) a large and spinning fire emerged, then within a couple of seconds a beast of fire made its entrance.

Y/n: "Hoh. A level 80 monster... Aura, would you like to fight it?".

Aura: "Huh? R-really?". She said with excitement.

Y/n: "Why not. How about you Mars?".

Mars: "M-me? W-well I just remembered I have something to do s-so..."

Y/n: "Mars, I believe in you. You can take down that monster no prob."

Mars: "W-well if the Supreme One says so..."

|Lil' Timeskip|

Y/n: "No response still?".

Momonga: "No."

Y/n: "Naruhodo". 

Momonga: "Oh. The 2 of you did well." He said as he saw the twins running towards their location.

Aura & Mars: "Thank you very much!".

Aura: "I haven't exercised this much in a while!".

Mars: "Same here."

Momonga: "I see. The 2 of you must be thirsty then." Momonga pulls out a vase containing water from his inventory and pours in water to the glass Mars and Aura have on hand.

Both twins look at each other and begin drinking the water. While the twins drink, Momonga puts the vase of holy water back into his inventory.

Aura: "I thought you would be a scary person, Momonga-sama."

Momonga: "Hm? You think so?"

Y/n: "I mean look at you. You look like a dead person".

Momonga: "No shit sherlock."

While the 2 bitch boys were having a argument, a portal popped up revealing all the guardians who were ordered to be called by Y/n.

Albedo: "Everyone. Our Supreme Ones, the presence of Gods."

???: "The guardian of the first, second and third floor, Shalltear Bloodfallen. I bow before the Supreme Ones."

???: "Guardian of the fifth floor, Cocytus. I bow before the Supreme Ones."

Aura & Mars: "We, the guardians of the sixth floor, Aura/Mars Bello Fiore. We bow before the Supreme Ones."

???: "The guardian of the seventh floor, Demiurge. I bow before the Supreme Ones."

Albedo: "And finally, the leader of the guardians, Albedo. I bow before the Supreme Ones. Other than Gargantua and Victim, guardians of the fourth and eighth floor respectively who are exempted. All guardians have gathered to bow before you. Please bestow us your orders, O' Supreme Ones. We, your loyal servants and creations are here to you."

Y/n: "Excellent!..."

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Harem, who and when? Don't worry that's already taken cared of. Also typing Supreme Ones makes me think of Y/n and Momonga being dripped out like sheeeeeeeeeesh. Anyway here,

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