In the distance of the plaza, Y/n, Momonga, and the village chief all see silhouettes of horses coming closer to the plaza. Among those horses, a man by the look of his early 30s is the first to be visible. 

The guy who is visible speeds up, separating himself from the rest of the men that follow behind him. Once the guy comes in close to the plaza, he slowly stops his horse and jumps off it landing a couple of feet away from Y/n and Momonga.

The guy (*insert Your not the guy meme*): "I am the guy!"

Y/n by the power of me, reverses time. 

The guy: "I am the Captain of these warriors behind from the Re-Estize Kingdom, Gazal Armstrong. I am here by the order of the King to hunt down the imperial knights of the Empire."

The guy now known as Gazal looks at the 3 figures before him and stares with a calculating and over-the-edge look.

Gazal: "To whom do I speak?" 

The village chief walks forward slightly bowing at Gazal. Then speaks to introduce himself.

Chief: "I am the chief of this village Gazal-sama. These 2 men with me are the people who helped in defeating the imperial knights. Their names are Momonga and Y/n: death and life itself." 

Gazal has a split-second look of confusion before taking a closer look at Momonga and Y/n seeing the wings of Y/n and the frame of Momonga.

Gazal: "Forgive my manners of speech. I did not expect to see the legend of chaos to be here. But as much as I have to respect them, I come here to identify the situation I have been tasked with."

The village chief quickly talks back to Gazal about what happened of today's events.

Chief: "There is no need for that Gazal-sama. For these 2 two embodiments have helped the village in defeating the imperial knights just hours ago." 

Gazal's eyes slightly widen. To him, the skullfucker and featherspit are what many in this world would say are chaos and the beginning of the end -- which is true -- but to say that in the history of the world has chaos ever helped is unprecedented.

Gazal: "I see. Then I must thank you for helping us, mortals. Mere words cannot convey my gratitude." 

Y/n: "No prob. Think of it as nothing."

A soldier of the army, 100 men strong that is led by Gazal comes by his side and relays a report that is delivered by the scouts 133 meters away from the current location of where everyone is.

Solider #40: "Captain, the scouts have reported a group of hoodie men just 133 meters from here. We have reason to sus(pect) that they are part of the Slaine Theocracy." 

Gazal looks west of the location he's in. Then looks at the soldier who told him of this report.

Gazal: "Tell our men to spread out and find suitable places for an ambush or to plan an attack on the mages." 

Soldier #20: "Yes sir!" 

The soldier salutes and goes to the 'army' informing them of the orders Gazal has put in place.

Gazal: "My men are not suitable for fighting mages of the Slaine Theocracy. Would you help me in disposing of them with us when the time comes?". 

Y/n mentally sighs but looks west to see the situation that is unfolding. '[All-Father's Eye]'.

Blinking thrice, Y/n can see clearly through all, no matter the condition. Any and every thing are visible to him by the atom. Seeing past what most people can see, 7 to 9 mages are in a formation of a semi-circle, all chanting some random Latin demonic phrases. 

'Fuck me sideways... Actually, can you fuck sideways...?' 

Shaking his head, Y/n responds to Gazal's request. 

Y/n: "Sure why the hell and back not." 

[Scene Change]

Gazal: "It seems the situation is more complicated than what was reported by the King. The Slaine Theocracy must have planned the 'invasion' of the Empire. Those killed soldiers are from the Theocracy along with those mages who are a spec-op created and led by the Pope of the Theocracy."

Y/n: "I don't know man. Looks like to me that the reason they're here is 'cause of you, no?"

Gazal snickers and replies with a: "You could say that." 

Momonga who has not talked in this chapter will force me to make dialogue for him. Please help he has a gun and is threatening me to shit myself!!!

Momonga: "It seems that you already have a plan formulated in your head. If so, take this." Momonga extends his hand and hands over a wooden doll (Russian Edition). To Momonga the doll is worthless. The item is known as ~The Babayaga's Bell~, an item that cheats death once with the added effect of... (Drum roll please)... applying every fucking fuck status effect known to the gaming world.

Gazal: "A gift? From someone who is death's servant. I thank you, it seems death will favor me today." Gazal bows his head and parts ways with Momonga and Y/n.

Y/n: "Are you Covid-positive that giving him the item is worth it?" 

Momonga shrugs and simply replies: "It is useless to me if I am already the strongest." 

Y/n: 

Momonga: 

[10 minutes later]

The scene is gruesome. The army that Gazal is leading is massacred. over 80% of his 100 soldiers are dead or going to die. Gazal himself is doing somewhat fine. Blood flowed from his head, his left shoulder, and his lower body. 

???: "Die or fight dying. Once we are done with you, everyone will die in that village." 

Gazal unexpectedly laughs then steadies himself. 

Gaza: "Don't make me laugh... I AM THE KINGDOM'S CAPTAIN! I FIGHT AND DIE TO PROTECT MY BELOVED KINGDOM FROM SCUM LIKE YOU!"

???: "That is a pity. But a good pity to holster. Death is at open arms for you Jotaro. *JoJo poses* All of your efforts have been muda muda muda muda muda muda MUDAAAAA!!!" 

[Scene change]

Y/n: "Looks like Gazal is about to die. What a shame. A strong man gone to waste. If ONLY there was a way to save him!" 

Y/n being an overdramatic asshole annoys the hell out of Momonga.

Momonga pulls out a gun: "This is your friendly reminder to shut the fuck up." 

Y/n childishly pouts: "You're no fun. *sigh* Fine I'll do it myself. [Equivalent Exchange]".

In an instant Y/n and Gazal swapped places. 

Y/n: "It's showtime baby." 

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Next time on Why that fuck am I narrating this? I fucking quit! Will Y/n be absolute god and destroy whatever the fuck the mages have or will he go berserk upon learning the angels are being used without his permission?

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