Crazy Meets Crazy

"Well then have fun with the dickhead." Y/n laughed. "Guess it'll be just you and me... what's your name?"

"The name's Clemetine~," The woman, named Clemetine says. "You sure you want to take me on alone~?" 

"Please. You're weak and nothing but a bug in view." Y/n glared. "Seeing you scream and beg for me to stop will be music to my ears."

"How odd. I was thinking the thing~" Clementine smiled. 

The two walked as far away from the Momonga's and Nabe's battle. Y/n walked with a smile on his the entire time, his first battle with a human in terms of melee. Clementine hummed, asking questions that while weren't annoying, they sure were getting personal.

"You ask too many questions for someone who'll die by my hands," Y/n said, raising his head to the sky. "Don't you think you should at least prepare to survive on this beautiful night?" 

"Oh come on~. Shouldn't you be angry at me for something? Like the fact I murdered fellow adventurers for fun?" Clementine asked Y/n. Y/n shrugged in response. 

"What's there to be mad about? 'Cause in this very moment death shall be our companion till we kill one another." Y/n laughed manically. 

Clementine looked at Y/n with a bit of surprise. To her, the adventurer in front of her seemed to resemble her but something felt off. He spoke like her, acted like her. It felt odd but nice. Maybe killing him would give her the best- no a godly pleasure of seeing him scream till he dies. 

'I can't wait~~~...' 

"You sure are interesting~ Not like those same-old-boring adventurers who just yell at me for: "You killed my friends" and whatnot." Clementine mocked. "I can't wait to see how you react to being tortured~.

"I'm not cliché to do something stupid. But I want to hear death in my ears coming from you." Y/n turns around and faces Clementine with a mad grin. It seemed unnatural and terrifying. To Clementine who is crazy felt a little fear from looking at Y/n's grin. 

"Besides, I'm too powerful for you. My very existence is god-like." Y/n said. 

"You? Powerful?" Clementine looked at Y/n and laughed at him. It took a good minute before she could continue talking. "Oh, sweetie~. You won't be able to hurt me. No adventurer can! Except for a few..." 

"Then let's fight you crazy bitch" 

"Let's." 

*clash*

*slash*

*whip*

Clashes between Y/n's staff and Clementine's stilettos rang the area, the two of them kept clashing as neither gained an advantage over the other. Likely due to the fact Y/n would control his strength to match Clemetine's. The latter had no idea as to her the battle seemed to tip in her favor. 

Clementine managed to poke Y/n's armor but it proved to be too tough for Clementine to pierce.  

"Tsk. Seems like I need to target a thinner area." Clementine muttered. "I wanted to tear you up little by little. Whatever~". 

Clementine posed like a cat hunting its prey and launched herself at Y/n. Using her speed and defensive skills she managed to hit Y/n again, much to the annoyance of the receiver. 

Y/n grabbed his neck and checked for any damages, but it seemed his auto-heal skill: [God's Blessing] worked to protect Y/n. 

'Mmmmm... I could just kill her right now... And I don't have any minor skills since they're all upgraded to the max... but...'

As Y/n's thoughts spread like wildfire he looks in the direction, Momonga and Naberal are fighting with an undead dragon...

"Are they... Seriously bro..." With a sigh, Y/n scratches his head. "Guess I can't play with you any longer. Well, maybe I can..." 

Clementine looks at Y/n and dashes at his side, ready to pierce his torso. "Oi! Look over here!" 

With one glance, Y/n stretches his hand and grabs Clementine's head. "Now now. It seems my comrade changed plans. Which is annoying but I don't care." 

Y/n holds Clementine high. "You're going to be my toy."

Clementine struggles to get out of Y/n's grip, her struggle seemed more apparent as Y/n's grip increased and her skills could do nothing to help. Y/n pulled her close, too close to his masked face.

"Since Momonga decided to end this, I'll make sure to wrap this up too. Maybe it's best I show despair." Y/n leaned in Clementine's ear and removed his armor. His wings flew freely as it was trapped in the damn armor. 

Clementine saw something that would only be seen or heard in legends, an angel. The only race that shined hope and goodwill. But... But this angel showed the exact opposite. 

"I-impossible!" Clementine stuttered. "You- you're an-  an-."

"An angel. You are half correct. But don't worry." Y/n wrapped his free arm around Clementine's body and let go of her head with the other arm doing the same. "Because I'm going to give you a fate worse than death." 

Y/n increased the tightness of his 'hug' Clementine. 

"Ya-yamerooo!!!" Clementine screamed. 

"Oh? And you think I'll stop?" Y/n asked rhetorically. "No, this is just the beginning. A fate worse than death is serving me; being my slave; my very own thing."

Blood spilled over Clementine's body as her own blood ejected out of her body. 

"Ah ah ah. [Netherite Body], [Heart of Jesus]." Y/n casted 2 skills onto Clementine to prevent her from dying.  "[Creation Magic: Guardians of God]".

"My lord. Your command?" 

"Take this toy back to the Tomb and make sure to take her to the dungeon." 

"Understood my lord." 

Y/n handed Clementine to the angel who teleport to the Tomb and places Clementine in a dungeon cell, no one would disturb it as it belonged to Y/n. 

"Y/n..." Momonga appeared behind Y/n scarring him. "Bruh..."

"You fucking scarred my dude?!" Y/n yelled.

"Right. So the 'bitch'?" 

"In my dungeon." 

"Alright. I guess we head back to the guild?" Y/n asked.

Momonga shakes his head. "No. We still have to save the 'hentai protag'." 

Y/n: 

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"Okay. Now, we can go to the guild and get our reward and go home?"

Momonga nods. "Yes."

"Yes!"

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