A Pet!


"Anone... Mr. Angel..."

"Hm?" Y/n looks behind him to see the blond girl talking to him.

"Ah, your that girl from before. To what I owe the pleasure?" Y/n smiled at her.

"Ah, well... May I know why you're here?" The blond girl asked. Upon closer inspection, the girl is trembling but trying to muster some courage.

"Why are you trembling? Am I too... horrible to look at?" Y/n asked.

The girl took a step back in surprise not expecting the statement of a question.

"N-no! I... uh I..." The girl stuttered in her words.

Y/n laughed out loud, "I'm just fucking with you." With his soft and skinny hand, Y/n touches the girls head.

"I'm here to wait for Momonga. And since he's undercover and didn't bring me WITH HIM! I thought to simply wait here for him." Y/n said in a twisted facial expression.

'That bitch ass, overly sized KSI forehead motherfucker!'

The girl looked away from Y/n's disturbed face. "But won't that cause any trouble? I- I mean to us humans?"

Y/n thought about that but his meme-like, potato brain didn't have the capacity to think of a solution. Well, in retrospect he did but he forgor it.

"I don't really care. As a former hu- As a God, what you mortals do is nothing of my concern." Y/n shrugged.

"Ah! That's right. How are my angels treating you?" Y/n asked.

"The angels that you provided are doing wonderfully! But it's a bit weird commanding angels..." The girl shivered at her response.

"Pfft! They're not gonna hurt you. You're far to weak to be considered a master." Y/n replied with a roast.

The girl lowered her head... "R-right..."

*Pant*

*Pant*

A goblin runs to Y/n and the girl with a pant he stops and tells them of a group of humans arriving at the village.

'Must be Momonga and Narberal...'

Y/n began to walk to the gate of the village with his arms behind his head.

A few minutes of walking to the gate, Y/n, the girl and the goblin came to see a group of humans with their weapons up and ready.

"I would suggest lowering those weapons unless you want a bloodbath" Y/n grinned in a completely different outfit than a few seconds ago.

(A/n: The outfit a few chaps ago)

The girl moved from Y/n's side and saw the the group of humans and recognized one of them. "Eh... Wait, Nphirea!"

"Enri?!" A hentai protagonist look-a-like answers back.

"Know him?" Y/n asked pointing at the hentai guy.

"Hai! He's the pharmacist who comes around regularly to help! And the others are his usual escorts." The girl, now known as Enri answers.

"You mean to tell me that that hentai protagonist dude is a pharmacist...? That's sus, sus as hell." Y/n said.

In the distance, Momonga in his disguise does a 'no' head shake at light speed.

Narberal tilted her head sideways and asked Momonga what's a "hentai protagonist" and "sus" is.

'Oh you innocent little maid of mine.' Momonga thought. It's a good thing that most 25th Century humor did not translate into this world or in Yggdrasil otherwise everything would be chaotic.

"Well since no one is a threat and we have solved things peacefully Imma go and talk with those 2." Y/n pointed at Momonga and Narberal.

~Scene Change~

"Now that you've arrived Momonga-san~" Y/n swing his arm onto Momonga's neck. "We have so to talk about. Right?"

With a stare of death, Y/n makes Momonga uncomfortable and ignores what happened.

"Would you look at that? It seems it's lunch time!" Momonga shifts himself out of Y/n's grip and walks away.

Y/n walks with Momonga and orders Narberal to walk a far distance away from them. "Narberal. Be a dear and leave us for a bit."

"Y-yes my lord." Bowing, Narberal stealthy leaves the parameters.

"So my dear friend of death. Care to explain?" Y/n shows a angry smile.

"Ah... Well... You see..." Momonga tried to tell a reason but failed to come up with a reason or explanation.

Luckily for Momonga, the plot saved him from Y/n's unknown methods of torture.

"Excuse me!!!" A boy... The hentai guy came up running to the duo and panted once he arrived to their spot.

Y)n clicked his tongue. "Tsk. Saved by the bell. Oh well." Walking away from the location, he glared at Momonga. "You're not off the hook mate."

With that Momonga is left with a sense of dread but for now he has to focus on the hentai guy.

~Scene Change~

"Why are we here?" Y/n asked.

"To find some herbs and stuff to make medicine and alchemy." The hentai protag answered.

(A/n: I refuse to call him by his name!)

"Oh... That's boring." Y/n deadpans.

"Well there is a legendary beast here that roams this forest. It might not be boring nor fun." One person of the escort group said.

"Ho? That's interesting." Y/n smirked. "I'll survey the area around us in case the legendary beast is near"

"All right. Just don't stray too far from us." The hentai protag nodded.

Y/n, along with Momonga and Narberal enter the forest in a different direction than the rest.

"This looks like a good spot to do it." Momonga commented.

"All right! Do your thing!" Y/n yelled out at seemingly no one.

"Oke!" A child-like voice answered from above the trio.

Narberal instantly flows magic at her hand ready to shoot at the figure.

"Woah! Hey, don't shoot! It's me!" The figure revealed itself to be...

"Lady Aura!" Narberal lowers her magic charged hand. "What are doing here?"

"I'm here to help you the survey the forest for this legendary beast. Like fath- ah I mean Y/n-sama ordered." Aura answered.

"Yep. Welp, go on and find it." Y/n waved away.

"Hai! See ya in a jiff!" Aura acrobatically fled away.

~A few moment later~

*Shake*

*Ruffle*

*Shake*

The beast comes closer the trio, Aura comes by and announces that the beast is not what she expected.

"What do you mean by that?" Momonga questioned.

With each passing second the shake and rubble of the ground grows. The beast comes into scene and attacks first.

"[Templar Shield]" Y/n summons a defensive skill that blocks the attack.

"Interesting. You blocked my attack. Can you block this then?" The beast spoke in a multi-tome voice.

Dozens of tail attacks come from above and strike at any angle at the trio.

'Wait a minute... This attack pattern looks familiar...' Both Y/n and Momonga thought.

"How much you wanna bet that this is that?" Y/n asked Momonga.

"A morbillion dollars". Momonga replied.

"Fair. Fair." Y/n nods. "Hey, 'legendary beast' are you by chance a Djungarian Hamster?"

The beast is startled by the question and replies sheepishly... "Eh? You know of my kind?"

"Yea... A comrade of ours has one of you as a pet..." Momonga replies.

"I see, I see." The hamster says. "But enough chatter. Let us commence our battle."

"Yea... Well now I'm just disappointed with my day ruined. I was expecting a challenge not a failure." Y/n facepalmed.

(Its super effective!)

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