How Babies Are Made (The Truth) (age 12)

Rainbow: hey dad how are babies made?


Bow hothoof: *spits his drink out in shock* W-what?!


Rainbow: *chuckles* you heard me. How Are babies made?


Bow hothoof: *coughing* W-why do you want to know that?


Rainbow: we've been talking about it in school and I wanted more information, so can you please tell me?


Bow hothoof: *embarrassed* Um ask your mother.


Rainbow: *sighs* fine.


Rainbow went and found windy and asked her the exact same question that she had asked bow.


Windy whistles: did you not ask your father?


Rainbow: I did but he went bright red with embarrassment and then told me to ask you.


Windy whistles: *under her breath* ugh seriously? *at normal volume* ok dashie I'll tell you how babies are made.


Rainbow: the truth this time please mum, none of that magic wizard and soil rubbish,  you told me when I was little.


Windy whistles: ok rainbow I'll tell you the truth.


Windy proceeded to tell the rainbow the truth on how babies were made, and she wasn't sure who was more embarrassed herself or rainbow. By the end of the conversation rainbow was looking at her mum dumbfounded and in shock.


Windy whistles: well there you have it dashie, that's the truth on how babies are made, and how you came into the world any questions?


Rainbow: *in shock* n-no no questions mum.


Windy whistles: ok and I don't want you doing anything like that for a long time.


Rainbow: *quietly* don't worry I won't.


Windy chuckled as rainbow left the room and went upstairs to her homework. It was sex ed homework that's why she had asked the question, although she really didn't think she wanted to know the answer. At least now she knew and she definitely wasn't doing anything like that for a long time.


A/N: I didn't want to write the whole truth about how babies are made in detail, because I didn't know how  to write it without it sounding cringe. I just tried to make it as funny as I could.

Comment