Nice: So I hear you have a Creepypasta fan fiction idea for me?

Yami: Yes I do, it's called My Kind Of Hell.

Nice: So, what's the story about?

Yami: So basically it's about this angsty teen who's like super edgy and he doesn't have a great life.

Nice: Ok, ok.

Yami: Also, he's like really good at piano and can sing really well.

Nice: Oh wow, that sounds pretty neat!

Yami: Yeah, and he also only has one eye and his family is dead.

Nice: Oh...

Yami: Basically, when he was 8 years old, a robber broke into his house and killed his adopted family and took his eye!

Nice: That's pretty dark.

Yami: Yeah, people love dark stuff.

Nice: Oh ok!

Yami: So then, the kid kills the robber with a kitchen knife by ripping his arm off.

Nice: Wait, so an 8-year-old boy was able to overpower an armed,  fully grown adult and kill them?

Yami: That's right!

Nice: How does he do that?

Yami: Because.

Nice: That works.

Yami: So anyway, he doesn't like living so he decides to stop.

Nice: Oh, so he tries to like jump off a building or something?

Yami Nope, he goes into some forest people apparently vanish in and assumes that'll kill him.

Nice: Oh, mysterious forests are tight!

Yami: Anyways, the guy finds a mansion in the forest that belongs to a bunch of demon murderers and he tries to get them to kill him.

Nice: So he dies?

Yami: Nope, he suddenly has demon powers!

Nice: That doesn't make much sense, why didn't he have them before?

Yami: Look, it'll be a cool scene and it'll develop the character.

Nice: Oh ok!

Yami: So then, instead of killing the easy willing target in front of them, they make him join their group and give him a shot at a better life.

Nice: So considerate of them!

Yami: Anyways, he basically spends a few months getting to know all the girls in the mansion.

Nice: What about the guys?

Yami: Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that every other character at this point is female.

Nice: Super cool!

Yami: Anyways, the guy falls in love with this girl named Ann.

Nice: Oh, what's her deal?

Yami: She's a hot zombie nurse.

Nice: That works.

Yami: Anyways, after they get to know each other a little better, they go on a date to a natural hot spring.

Nice: Oh, that's nice, some sweet and light-hearted couple-

Yami: And they swim together naked.

Nice: Oh...

Yami: And once they get back to the mansion, they bone.

Nice: Wouldn't putting something like that on the internet be a risky move?

Yami: If it ends up being a bad idea, we'll just remove it.

Nice: Very smart.

Yami: Anyways, after this, another girl in the mansion named Benny takes the guy's knife and it makes him super angry, so he turns into a flaming reaper-like monster!

Nice: Super cool! So what's this Benny character like?

Yami: She has a really nice ass and she's a prankster.

Nice: Very nice!

Yami: Anyways, she gets sad because she thinks the guy hates her now, but he really doesn't and he gives her a hug.

Nice: Aww, so she's gonna be like the sweet-

Yami: And then they bone later.

Nice: I should have seen that coming.

Yami: Anyways, for now, the guy is dealing with having all the girls in the mansion as his girlfriends if they want, which most do.

Nice: That was fast.

Yami: It's a story about Genderbent demon murderers, we don't have to worry about the proper build up.

Nice: That is true.

Yami: So anyway, there's this one girl named Jill who really wants the guy to do naughty things with her, but he keeps shutting her down because he thinks she's going too fast.

Nice: Even though he had sex with another girl only like a month after meeting her?

Yami: We're not gonna worry about that too much. The important thing is that she's being too quick.

Nice: Alright, so what happens next?

Yami: Well, after some filler stuff, the guy's powers upgrade. So now he can turn into a skeleton!

Nice: Oh, skeletons are spooky!

Yami: That's right! Anyways, after he figures them out with little to no problem, we finally get to the meat of the story!

Nice: Is the plot finally starting?

Yami: You bet! So basically, the guy goes into town because he wants comic books and some candy from Benny. But he meets two more demons named Masky and Hoodie.

Nice: And what do they do?

Yami: Well, Masky wears a mask, and Hoodie wears a hood.

Nice: I get it!

Yami: So basically these two want the guy to meet their master, Zalga. But the guy doesn't know that shes actually evil. So he gets kidnapped by Zalga and brainwashed to do her bidding.

Nice: Woah, so what are her powers?

Yami: She has mind manipulation and a lot of mouths.

Nice: Excuse me?

Yami: Also, she's like an evil Slenda.

Nice: And who's Slenda?

Yami: She's like the leader of the main demons. She's very powerful.

Nice: Wow, so it must be pretty hard for them to get the guy back.

Yami: Actually it'll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.

Nice: Really?

Yami: Yeah, he'll just get captured by his friends and they'll turn him back in like 5 minutes.

Nice: So then they get together to kill Zalga?

Yami: Nope, they go find her and the guy finds out Zalga isn't really evil, she's just really horny.

Nice: What?

Yami: So the guy invites her and all her minions to join his harem.

Nice: Well, you know what they say, when life gives you a bung of hot demon girls, own them all.

Yami: That's right.

Nice: So, that's the ending?

Yami: Not at all. After that, Everyone moves into Slenda's mansion and the guy starts to get closer to Clockwork.

Nice: Who's that?

Yami: She's like a big sister to him and she treats him like a little brother.

Nice: Oh, so then she's just a sister figure?

Yami: Yup.

Nice: Cool-

Yami: And then they make out.

Nice: Ok then.

Yami: Anyways, so Clockwork joins the harem and now the guy gets asked on a date with Benny.

Nice: Where do they go?

Yami: The exact same place as the date with Ann.

Nice: Great, can't have too many locations.

Yami: That's right. Anyway, they go there and swim for a bit before going back to the mansion.

Nice: Oh, well that's not so bad-

Yami: Where they bone.

Nice: Knew it.

Yami: Anyways, now the guy is trying to get closer to Jackie, but she's really self-conscious and shy, so she just avoids him.

Nice: Oh, she's a girl! What's her character like?

Yami: She's the only innocent one in the Harem besides one of Zalga's proxies.

Nice: Great.

Yami: So basically, the guy gets really mad because Jackie is avoiding him and ignoring his attempts to talk, so he goes to punch things and break punching bags.

Nice: Oh, I love breaking punching bags!

Yami: That's a very specific thing to enjoy.

Nice: So what ends up happening?

Yami: Another girl pushes Jackie into the room with the guy and makes them talk where he guilt trips her into showing her face that she hides.

Nice: Why does she hide it?

Yami: Because she has no eyes and has pale gray skin.

Nice: Maybe she should keep the mask on.

Yami: That's pretty rude of you to say.

Nice: Sorry, my bad.

Yami: Anyway, they get along better now and so the guy isn't so upset anymore.

Nice: So then what happens?

Yami: Then, the guy has to learn to get along better with Tails Doll.

Nice: What's that?

Yami: Tails Doll is a person.

Nice: Oopsie.

Yami: Anyway, she doesn't get along with the guy because she doesn't want to admit her affection.

Nice: Is that her character?

Yami: She's also a furry.

Nice: Well, it was bound to happen.

Yami: Anyway, after that, we skip ahead a few months!

Nice: Why a few months?

Yami: I don't know.

Nice: Fair enough.

Yami: So now the guy is having problems with having to split his attention so far. He starts to have problems sleeping.

Nice: Oh wow, that'll really make for an interesting story thread-

Yami: He takes a long nap with Slenda and it goes away completely.

Nice: Oh I see.

Yami: So that's all I have so far.

Nice: Really? Will there be more?

Yami: Yeah, just not sure what to do for the next chapters...

Nice: How about a beach episode? Everyone loves beach episodes!

Yami: They do love beach episodes.

Nice: Alright, well with everything you've presented me with, I think this story might do well, but nothing that impressive.

- Iain