"What do you think?"

"Hm? hummed Ishida.

"About the word?"

"What word?"

"Have you not been listening to my silly and pointless rant for the past thirty rants?"

"I never listen to you, period."

You punched him in the shoulder. Ishida smiled softly, "What is it?"

"Kitty-corner."

"Caddy-corner you mean."

"Whatever. I heard hit earlier. Tell me what it means."

"It means placed in a diagonal nature from a subject in question."

"Oh ho ho! Look at Mr. Encyclopedia! NEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRDDDDD!!!!"

Ishida sighed and stood up, "Are you just going to bash my intelligence? Because if you are, I might as well leave."

"But then I'd be bored."

"Have fun."

~

Uryu walked home to his apartment and quickly slipped in. Immediately he flicked open his knife and began scratching into the wall.

Really, it had become a habit of his. Where he would spend hours just scratching into the wall. He couldn't stop it, and nobody else would stop it.

Her name was written everywhere. ________'s of course. Who else would you expect? His moon and stars. His queen.

But yet, he was only the nerd that entertained her day by day by day by day by day by day by day by day by day by day....

Uryu slammed his fist into the wooden floor and growled. He was tired of being like this. ________ was all he thought about anymore. All the time. He had even sketched her picture into his wall, using a photo of her he found in the school year book.

Oh how he waited for her texts. He just sat there for hours and stared at his phone, ignoring everyone else. He would only move when she answered.

Was this obsessive?

Probably.

But Uryu didn't care. He only wanted the (h/c) girl in his arms. He wanted her to be there next to him.

He wanted to be her prince. And she would be his princess.

~

"Oi Uryu!" she grinned. She waved him over and made room for him on the train, "Did ya have a good jerk off last night?"

Uryu inspected his hands for any paint and/or blood that could remain under his nails from last night's scratching session.

"Vulgar as always _______."

She laughed and said, "You know I'm only kidding though."

Uryu smiled, "Yes I know."

"What do you plan on doing this weekend?"

"Oh you know....Nothing really."

"Then why don't we go to that new cake place~"

"Where is it?"

______ grinned smugly and said, "Kitty-corner to the laundromat."

Uryu sighed pleasantly and said, "You're going to use that for a long time, aren't you?"

"Oh you betcha."