What the Fu- (Connor Murphy X Fem!Reader)

Requested: Ayrissa_Christensen
Prompt: 323. "Who brought pot brownies to the bake sale?!"
Info: could you do a connor murphy x female  reader
the reader is married to connor
the neighborhood is having a bake sale and connor makes  special  brownies
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"Thank you all so much for coming and donating to our bake sale." One of the ladies says as people file around the table of delectable treats. Cookies, cakes, and brownies (My kitten lmao) litter the table in different containers.


I stand close to Connor, slightly cuddling into his side as he sucks on a lollipop instead of a cigarette. As the cold afternoon goes by, a lot of goodies are already sold.


But then the same lady at the beginning screeches.


"Who... in the name of Christ brought pot brownies to a bake sale that's advertised for kids!?" She yells. I can feel Connor stiffen at her words, and I look up at him immediately.


"Oh shit..." he whispers. "I... may have missed up my pot brownies and the brownies I made for this."


"Connor Murphy I swear to god!" I harshly whisper back. He shrugs, not knowing what fully to do.


I curse at him and pull him, trying to get him to leave. He doesn't move.


"If we leave it's going to look suspicious." He tells me quietly and through clenched teeth.


"Connor what the fu-"


"Shhh (Y/n).. there are children here!" He gasps mockingly of the last running the bake sale. I snicker and punch his arm.


"We should probably leave though."


"Yea good idea."


~~~
Quick but I love it.


~~Griffon~~

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