I Love You, But Go To Hell (H. Chandler x Male!Reader)

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Requested by: OhYouSillyMoose
Prompt: 122. "I may despise you with the burning white hot intensity of a thousand suns, but that doesn't mean I don't love you"
Info: You annoy Chandler for a very long time. As in, never leaving her alone. And when you finally give up, she gets jealous of you not talking to her anymore.
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I skip around the hallway of Westerburg High School, looking for the three and only Heathers. Books in hand and Veronica at my side, struggling to keep up.


"(Y/n)! Slow your role!" She yells and I chuckle.


"I'm good. I don't feel like it. You go see your boyfriend JP or what ever." I say, joy entangling in my voice.


"Its JD!" She yells again. I smile as I walk into the Caf, seeing the Heathers in the corner. I smile ear to ear and begin to walk over to them.


Heather Chandler sees me first and rolls her eyes. I sit next to her and stare at her, my head in my hands.


"Hiya Chandy." I taunt playfully. "How ya doing honey?"


"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw (Y/n)." She growls.


"Oh, I'd love to fuck you Chandy." I laugh. She growls again and gets up. I smile and yell at her. "Love ya too!"


"(Y/n). Just leave her alone." Veronica tells me, taking the place were Chandler was sitting. "You should really give up."


"Maybe your right.." I sigh.


"Really?" She asks, surprised at my will to give up so easily.


"No." I say, saying it like she's stupid. I roll my eyes.  "But... I might leave her alone for a day or two."


"Ok. That's a start. Is it to see how she reacts?" I nod. She nods back and leaves me to my own. I run my hands through my short (Cause your a boy) (H/c) hair. I sigh and go through my day as usual. Boring class, boring class, boring class, and you get the point. 

I go through the same thing each day for three days for a week, with only one difference. 


I don't talk to Heather Chandler.


Three days after I said I would stop for a while, I'm in the Caf with Veronica and, the boyfriend I don't trust, JD. We're talking about the football team stars Kurt and Ram when the one and only Heather Chandler walks up to us. 


"(Y/n)." She growls and grabs my arm. "With me. Now.


I jump at the cherry blondes girls strength. I almost fall off the seat when she pulls me to get up. I groan and follow her. She pulls me into the girl bathroom, closing the door.


"What the hell? Why haven't you been talking to me (L/n)?" She practically yells. I flinch at the volume and step back half a step.


"What? I thought you hated me?" I ask, shock giving edge to my voice. She rolls her eyes and grabs a fist full of my collar, roughly kissing my lips. She pulls me forward and she lands on the sink. she puts her arms on my waist as I put my hands on her cheeks. Our hands switch places and I rub my hands up and down her legs.


SHe breaks away, lip stick smearing on her soft lips. I breathe in deeply and she grabs my hands. 

"I may despise you with the burning white hot intensity of a thousand suns, but that doesn't mean I don't love you." She whispers and begins kissing me again. We begin what we had started before she broke away the first time. After a while we're still on the counter making out, both of us shirtless might I add.


Then I hear a gasp and a laugh at the door. I break away from Chandler and see Veronica, JD, and Flemming. I grab my shirt and put it over my bare chest, while Chandler does the same. 


"Children these days.." She mumbles and walks away. Chandler slaps my chest and gets off the sink. 


"Come over tonight and maybe you can fuck me." She giggles and walks out of the bathroom, leaving Veronica and JD's turn to make out in the bathroom, and me, stunned as to what just happened. 




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THIS BY FAR IF MY FAVORITE ONE SHOT SO FAR. I AM IN LOVE. I AMD SUCH A GOD DAMN BIASED WRITER. NOT EVEN GONNA DO MY OUTRO THING THIS TIME.


~~Griffon~~



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