summary: the mystic falls gang having to call Klaus's wife to calm him down

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"Will Klaus ever stop trying to kill me?" Elena looked at her friends.

"Probably not." Damon replied.

"Is there anyway we can stop him." Caroline sighed.

"We can't." Stefan answered. "His siblings also want you dead, his sires and hybrids will do anything for him. There may be one person."

"Don't." Damon pleaded. "Don't call her."

"Who is he talking about?" Jeremy raised an eyebrow.

"Y/n Mikaelson." Stefan answered.

"I thought there weren't any more Mikaelson siblings." Elena furrowed her eyebrows.

"She's Klaus's wife, they had been together before they turned, she's also an original." Stefan explained.

"How do we find her?" Bonnie asked.

"Not that hard, she's in New Orleans with their adopted son, and she is like the mother of any new baby vampire from Klaus's bloodline." Damon answered and looked at Stefan.

"Is she like him?" Elena became worried.

"She's like a cinnamon roll." Stefan tried to calm her down.

"That can kill you." Damon added which didn't help Elena.

"Really?" Stefan looked at his brother. "She's not bad, but her and Klaus had a falling out in the 20s, hasn't seen him since."

"To think he had a good marriage." Jeremy muttered which everyone agreed too.

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"Are you sure this is a good idea." Elena asked for umpteenth time as the group sat in a booth at the Mystic Grill.

"You want to stay alive right?" Damon asked to which Elena nodded. "Then this is the best idea."

The Mikaelson's sat on the other side of the room with Rebekah and Kol playing pool, while Elijah silently enjoyed his drink and Klaus burring holes into Elena's head. It was probably one of the only times the two groups could be in the same building without being at each other's throats.

"You've got to be kidding me." Klaus muttered once he saw who walked through the restaurant, walking towards the bar. He looked over to the group across the room to see Damon with a smirk on his face.

Klaus let out a string of curse words before getting up leaving his siblings and walking towards the bar.

"A vodka martini." He stood behind her ordering for her.

"You remembered." She turned and looked at him.

"You always order the same thing." He said on the stool next to her. "Now which one of your baby vampires called you to watch over me."

"I don't know what you're talking about." She fake gasped. "Can't a woman visit the place she spent her childhood. And they aren't my baby vampires, they're yours." Klaus didn't say anything and just stared at her.

"Fine, the Salvatore brothers did." Y/n gave in. "They don't like that you're trying to kill their doppelgänger, again."

"I wasn't going to kill her, I just needed the moonstone." Klaus exclaimed. "Alright fine, I may of have thought of snapping her neck."

"You know, New Orleans is quite lonely without you." Y/n sighed. "As much as I don't want to admit it, I miss you, it isn't the same without you there."

"Then stay here, our son can handle New Orleans on his own." Klaus placed his hand on top of hers. "I know New Orleans is your current home, but Mystic Falls will always be your first. I have a beautiful house where we could live here forever."

"Is there a room for my piano and cello?" I asked.

"Yes love, your instruments have their own room." Klaus laughed at his wife's priority.

"If I stay, do you promise to stop tormenting doppelgänger's?" Y/n asked.

"Of course, but only doppelgängers, everything else is free reign." Klaus narrowed his eyes.

"Then yes, I'll stay." Y/n smiled taking a sip of her martini.

"This causes for a celebration, I'll have a dress for you by this evening." Klaus kissed his wife's cheek. "Now go tell your little boys."

"Yes of course, I love you Nik." Y/n caressed his cheek.

"And I, you." He said with adoration.

"Always calling me when you have a problem you can't solve." Y/n smirked as she walked up to Stefan and Damon.

"Well did you solve it?" Damon tapped his foot.

"Is that you talk to the woman who saved your plaything." Y/n replied. "But yes I did."

"Hi, I'm Caroline." She beamed.

"My, aren't you bubbly." Y/n teased. "Y/n Mikaelson."

"Bonnie."

"Jeremy."

"Elena."

"Ahh yes the Petrova doppelgänger." Y/n said. "I never really liked any of them, Tatia was in love with Elijah and Klaus and played with their feelings, Katherine, I couldn't stand her at times, and now you, you have yet to make an impression. I would make it good."

"Why are you here?" She spat.

"Now, that isn't the way to speak to woman who just sparred your life." Y/n growled. "Because I can bring you to Klaus and the rest of our siblings right now and let them have free reign. Or maybe I can kill you myself right here, you think Kol and Klaus are bad, you have another think coming for you."

"Alright now darling." Kol put his hands on her shoulders. "We don't want another massacre, let's go." He let her towards the pool table.

"Hello family." Y/n smirked grabbing a pool stick.

"Y/n, looking radiant as always." Elijah nodded his head.

"Elijah, still as proper." Y/n teased. "Bekah."

"Y/n/n." Rebekah smiled.

"Don't I get a hello?" Kol teased.

"Yes, hello Kol, still as annoying." Y/n winked.

"No wonder you and Klaus got married." Kol grumbled.

"Just remember, I'm the nice one." She ruffled his hair before sitting on the armrest of Klaus's chair.

"I don't like her." Y/n looked at Elena. "The second I started to talking to her boytoys she was glaring at me."

"And you see why I want to kill her." Klaus looked at her.

"I somewhat understand." Y/n smirked.

"Now my love, what shall we do today." Klaus placed a hand on her thigh.

"How about we go for a walk, I haven't been here in centuries, I want to see what has changed." Y/n answered.

"A walk it is." Klaus lifted her hand to kiss her knuckles.

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