summary: steve's girlfriend meeting his 'children'

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I groaned once I heard someone knocking, more like slamming their fist onto the door. "Steve. Steve." I let out another groaned once he didn't respond. I slid out of bed grabbing one of his shirts that went down to my thighs, tying my hair up in something like a bun and walked downstairs.

"I'm coming, jeez." I complained midway down the stairs when I heard the doorbell.

I unlocked the door to see a group of 13 year old kids are the door. "Sorry I don't want cookies or whatever you're selling."

"Um who are you?" The boy with black hair asked me furrowing his eyebrows.

"I'm Y/n. I'm going to close the door now." I started to close the door before they all stormed into the house. "Okay then."

"Babe." I heard Steve say coming down the stairs. "Babe where did you go?"

"Oh my god, Steve put on some pants!" Another one of the boys covered their eyes.

"What are guys doing here?" Steve asked grabbing his pants that were hanging off the couch.

"You were suppose to take us to the arcade but never came, we thought you were dead or something?" The third boy answered.

"Steve, who are these kids?" I looked at him confused.

"Oh, this is Dustin, Mike, Lucas, Will, Max and Eleven, but she goes by El." Steve introduced.

"Now, who are you?" Mike looked at me.

"No need for sass kid." I shot back. "I'm Y/n."

"And why did you answer the door in your underwear?" Dustin looked at me.

"Because five kids decided to ruin my beauty sleep with my boyfriend." I answered walking towards the kitchen.

"Boyfriend!" They all exclaimed. "I didn't know you were getting laid, Steve."

"Steve why are you friends with 13 years olds, we're almost 18." I looked at him.

"I'm like their mom." He scratched his head. "I do mom things with them."

I looked at him and started laughing and no one else seemed to laugh with me. I slowly stopped before looking at Steve again. "You're not joking."

"Nope." The kids answered.

"Right then." I said. "Um, do you guys want food?"

"Yes!" They all cheered. I gave an awkward smile before walking into the kitchen while Max and El followed behind me and Steve and the boys are sitting at the kitchen table.

"So how long have you and Steve been together?" Max asked jumping up to sit on the kitchen counter.

"Almost 9 months." I answered grabbing the bag of flour to start making waffles. "How long has Steve, been your...mom?"

"A couple years." Max answered.

"Are you hurt?" El spoke for the first time.

"No, what makes you think that?" I furrowed my brows at her.

"There are bruises on your neck." She answered. I looked in my reflection of the toaster and saw some hickeys from last night.

"Oh, um, these are love bites." I tried to explain it to her in the best way possible which cause Max to start laughing.

"Why are you laughing." Dustin walked into the kitchen opening the fridge looking for something with Lucas.

"El saw bruises on Y/n's neck and thought she was hurt, but they were hickeys from Steve." Max state smiling which caused Dustin and Lucas to start laughing.

"Hey, don't laugh." I scowled at them. "Steve watch your kids."

"Yeah guys, don't laugh." Steve entered the kitchen which the rest of us.

"So now that Steve is our mom, can you be our dad." Will said which caused me to choke on my own breath and bringing me into a coughing fit.

"Jesus, I think you broke her." Steve came by my side.

"No, I'm fine, sorry." I caught my breath. "Can't I be like your cool aunt, whose rich and takes your shopping."

The five kids all looked at each other before all coming to an agreement. "Yeah, sure."

"Right then, waffles are ready." I smiled putting them in a stack in the middle of the table. We all sat down, each making our waffles to our own liking. We each took our first bites, before our faces slowly become not so pleasant.

"So how are the waffles?" I asked trying to sallow mine.

"Good." Steve hesitated.

"Amazing." Mike gave a fake smile.

"My favorite." Dustin gulped.

"I don't know about you, but these are terrible." Lucas said honestly.

"Lucas." Max smacked his arm.

"No, he's right." I spit out my waffle into my napkin. "These are disgusting, I can't cook for shit. Do you kids want to go to a diner or something."

"Yes." They said quickly.

"Right then, I'll go change, you too Steve and we'll be done in like 10 minutes." I grabbed Steve's hand pulling him back up to his bedroom.

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"So what do you kids like to do?" I asked while we all piled into my moms van and started our way into town. "Aside from fighting against weird animals from a different dimension."

"You know about that!" Mike exclaimed.

"Steve got drunk one night and started rambling." I chuckled.

"Well..." Lucas started trying to think something they did as group but really didn't come up with anything.

"We used to play D&D." Will answered.

"No idea what that is, but cool?" I smiled.

"What about you?" Max asked.

"I like shopping and making fun of Steve's hair routine." I laughed.

"Hey you wouldn't make fun if your hair looked like mine." Steve said from the passenger seat.

"Whatever you say babe." I shook my head.

"Right then, welcome my children to the Rodeo Diner. A Hawkins hidden gem." I pulled into the parking lot.

"Don't worry El, they have waffles." I winked at her, knowing her love for waffles.

"Bitchin'." She smirked.

"Yeah bitchin'." I replied.

"Steve can we get extra bacon." Dustin asked while we seated looking at the menu.

"Get whatever you want, I'm paying." I answered.

"Do you pay for anything?" Mike looked at Steve.

"Hey, I bought her flowers on our first date." Steve defended himself.

"I pay for most things, I'm like his sugar momma, he makes it up for other things." I gave him a subtle wink.

"Oh, gross." Lucas fake gagged.

"Hey I didn't say anything dirty, I'm just stating facts." I hid my face over my menu.

"But we saw that wink." Lucas looked at the two of us.

"What wink?" Steve faked innocence. I copied his look and looked at the 5.

"Whatever." Lucas went back to his menu.

"So if your Steve's sugar momma, does that make us your sugar babies."

"MIKE!"

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welcome to my new book, Multifandom One Shots. This is going a story of one shots from different fandoms, Stranger Things, Riverdale, Outer Banks, The Maze Runner and many more.