Dark Humor and Deviled Eggs

Does anyone read these? Let me know what you want me to write (Ships? Prompts? Angst? Whatever.) Anyways enjoy!!!!!!!!!!! ;)))) also appreciate my boy sero or else


3rd Person POV


The Baku-squad Boys (Trademark) were studying in their local [insert restaurant that sells deviled eggs]. Well, trying to study. Bakugo was busy containing the other's idiocy, and Kirishima was mostly staring at Bakugo. Kaminari and Sero were making dumb jokes and doing everything they could to piss off Bakugo. Mina skipped today's study session in favor of "Avoiding the dumbasses," as she phrased it, AKA having a girls day with Hagure, Uraraka, Momo, Tsuyu, and Jiro. Hakure calling it their "Shipping Squad," but Mina and Hakure (and sometimes Uraraka) did most of the shipping. Momo pressed them to "respect the boys' privacy" and "STOP SHIPPING ME WITH JIRO YOU STINKY THOTS," among other things. 


"SHUT UP AND STUDY YOU IMCIPLES," The boys ignored Bakugo's yelling. Kaminari, who has no fear, stuck his tongue out at Bakugo teasingly. 


"You're lucky we're in a restaurant or I'd blow you all to smithereens," Bakugo growls. 


"Whatever. How do I do this?" Kirishima asks, pointing to a math problem. 


"That's easy, Shitty Hair-"


"That's not my name, Katsu," Kirishima interrupts teasingly. Bakugo scrowls. Kaminari and Sero quiet down, unused to Kirishima being "flirty,"  


"--Eijro," Bakugo argues with a single word, looking a little like he wanted to punch Kiri in the face. Kirishima merely grins. 


"How do I do this, Kats?" Bakugo gives Kirishima a death glare before showing him how to do the problem. (I don't feel like actually explaining a math problem rn so-


A little while later, everyone's orders came. 


"Kaminari, what the fuck?" It's rare that Kirishima curses, so the group was slightly shocked. And Bakugo was slightly turned on. 


"It's a deviled egg, bitch," 


"Why?" Kiri made a disgusted face at the deviled egg.


"It's not that bad," Bakugo agrued, being the Gordan Ramsey bitch he is. 


"Then you eat one," The redhead teased.


"Bitch it's my food," Kami interjected.


"C'mon babe," Sero was holding Kaminari's hand under the table.


"Fineeee" Kaminari gave in to his (secret) boyfriend.


At this, Kirishima snatched a deviled egg from Kaminari's plate and plopped it onto Bakugo's like it was on fire. 


"You have to eat one too, Eij," Bakugo said gruffly. 


"I'm not being the only one who doesn't," Sero hopped on the bandwagon. Soon enough, everyone had a deviled egg, waiting. 


"One... Two... THREE!" Everyone popped one in their mouth, three of them instantly d y i n g.


"AAAAHH," Kirishima had not realized that all four deviled eggs were d r e n c h e d in hot sauce. Kaminari's face went RED and Sero was chugging water. Everyone soon realized that Bakugo had not reacted. At all.


"Bro, isn't that hot?" Kirishima's eyes raise in suspision. 


"Not as hot as you," Bakugo mumbles under his breath. 


"What?"


"I said I tolerate spice better than the rest of you," Bakugo added the Sass back to his voice.


"OkAy, dude," Bakugo was positive that Kirishima had heard him, even though he pretended not to. 


They all decided to try what Shinsou had reccomended over text, the "Sweet Version," (sounds nasty to me but-) The group followed the same ritual, counting down from three and all eating an egg. Everyone else downed it, but Bakugo was having some trouble.


"You ok, bro?" Kirishima's eyebrows knitted together in concern.Bakugo nodded, like the stubbern bastard he is.


Eventually, Bakugo gave up on the egg, causing Kiri to burst out laughing. 


"Dude, I thought you where the food master!"


"Can it, soy sauce!"


"Aww, is you ego hurt?"


"NOT AS HURT AS YOU'RE GONNA BE,"


~Later that afternoon~


Bakugo and Kirishima where walking alone down the street, the sunset behind them. Kaminari and Sero stayed back at the resturant ;-). 


"So, about earlier-"


"Sorry, Eij,"


Kiri stopped dead in his tracks. Bakugo. THE. BAKUGO. Just aploigized to him. 


"N- No it's fine- I just- um-"


"What?"


"Uh- I- Uhm-" At this point, Kirishima's complexion was the same color as his hair.


"I THINK I LIKE YOU," Kiri finally blurted out, instantly regretting his whole life.


"Sorry- uh- I just panicked- and-" Kirishima was cut off by Bakugo kissing him.


















AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH 


...should I write a part two?





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