santa: boys, i need your help

mario: w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-why?????

dwayne: y-yeah w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-why??????

santa: there was a tragedy at the north pole, toy production has declined by 70% because of it

mario: oh no! how am i gonna get my 10 inch premium brand comfortable fit 5 star platinum made in paris vibrator now!

santa: that, my boys, is where you come in, i will grant you the powers to go to every grocery store tonight and buy every present by morning, but first we need to go to the north pole so i can find my magic wand

dwayne: ok mario, lets go with him

santa: follow me

santa leads them outside to a magnificent sleigh with at least 4 reindeer pulling the reins

mario: wooooooowwwwwwwwwwww

santa: hop in boys

they get in the sleigh knowing they are about to have the adventure of a lifetime