dwayne sees santa claus, the real one

santa: ho ho ho, who stole my identity

satan walks out

satan: i did

santa: please give it back

satan: no

santa: please

satan: ok

satan takes off the santa clothes and hands santa his drivers license

santa uses his jolly christmas magic to kill satan

dwayne: wow

mario is dead

santa: lets get you boys out of here

santa unlocks the cages, dwayne steps out

dwayne: mario come on

mario is still dead

dwayne: come on

mario is still dead

santa: hes dead dumbass

dwayne cries

after 2 hours, dwayne stops crying

santa: ok come on dwayne

dwayne goes with santa