santa's workshop

santa: we are almost at the north pole


dwayne: ok


mario is asleep on dwayne's lap. suddenly, there is a loud thud and mario wakes up. they have landed


santa: welcome to the north pole


they are standing in front of an entrance to a cave with fire everywhere and the cries of the damned


mario: wow! its just like how i imagined!


they start going down


elf 1: i love being an elf so much i get to do all elf things like christmas elf activities


elf 2: yes


they arrive at a throne of corpses surrounded by fire


santa: here we are!


mario and dwayne: woooowwww


santa: ok boys im going to go get my magic wand dont go anywhere


mario: ok


santa goes into a room


dwayne: lets look around


mario: yeah


dwayne finds a piece of paper crumpled up


mario: lets read it


dwayne flattens the paper out


"satan to do list:


torture lost souls X


get mcdonald X


hire more demons X


pretend to be santa to lure 2 boys into doing my dirty work"


dwayne gasps


santa step out of the room and sees them


santa: now what do you think you are doing


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