santa: we are almost at the north pole
dwayne: ok
mario is asleep on dwayne's lap. suddenly, there is a loud thud and mario wakes up. they have landed
santa: welcome to the north pole
they are standing in front of an entrance to a cave with fire everywhere and the cries of the damned
mario: wow! its just like how i imagined!
they start going down
elf 1: i love being an elf so much i get to do all elf things like christmas elf activities
elf 2: yes
they arrive at a throne of corpses surrounded by fire
santa: here we are!
mario and dwayne: woooowwww
santa: ok boys im going to go get my magic wand dont go anywhere
mario: ok
santa goes into a room
dwayne: lets look around
mario: yeah
dwayne finds a piece of paper crumpled up
mario: lets read it
dwayne flattens the paper out
"satan to do list:
torture lost souls X
get mcdonald X
hire more demons X
pretend to be santa to lure 2 boys into doing my dirty work"
dwayne gasps
santa step out of the room and sees them
santa: now what do you think you are doing
cliffhanger