they are riding on the sleigh very fast

santa: are you boys enjoying yourselves?

mario and dwayne: yeah

mario and dwayne have been making out in the back seat for the past 15 minutes

santa: shit

mario: what is it santa?

santa: we are low on gas

dwayne: theres a gas station like 2 miles away

santa: ok

they get to the gas station. mario and dwayne go into the convenience store to get some snacks

mario and dwayne get their snacks and go to the checkout. mario looks outside and sees santa tormenting a small child. santa was stabbing the child relentlessly with a big red pitchfork. a demonic laugh filled the air

mario (thinking): huh, weird

mario looks back over and the man in front of them is almost done checking out

dwayne (whispering to mario): damn this guy really likes gatorade

the man was scanning his 34th gatorade. there were only 3 more to go. after a while, they finally check out and go outside to see santa waiting for them by the sleigh

santa: come on boys, we have no time to waste

they hop back in the sleigh and get going