Lewin POV

I mean, sure, Noah and I are, technically, not supposed to drink. BUT: It's my cousin, Amy's 19th birthday, so she's allowed to drink, and so she had alcohol at her party, and we weren't gonna be the only people drinking water.

"Heeeey, Lewin!!" Amy slurred once my boyfriend and I entered the house. I noticed that she'd undone the top three buttons of her shirt.

"Jeez, are you drunk already?" I laughed

"Hell yeah, Bitch!" She kind of hopped a bit, "Count how many people I hook up with!"

Amy leaves us alone.

"Hey, Noah, over there. Look. That's Marcus. Amy's brother. He has the alcohol."

"Oh! Uh... are you sure?" Noah's clinging to my arm.

"Yeah, it's fine, Marcus is cool." He isn't. But he'd be fine with me drinking.

"Okay then..." We maneuver around all the people at the party and meet Marcus.

"Hey, my dude." He says, already pouring us drinks, "Here you are." He hands each of us a cup.

Noah cheers' with me because we're dorks.

**Not long later**

I think Noah is drunk. He's actually really cute when he's drunk. (TBH he's always really cute)

He comes over and sits in my lap, holding another drink while I'm on the couch talking to Amy, whose shirt is now completely undone.

"Hey, we should go home." He drunkenly 'whispers' in my ear.

"Hey, why?" I ask, honestly kind of expecting kinky dirty talk.

"I need to peeeeeeeeeeeeee."

"Can't you just... go here?"

"There are girls fucking in the bathroom."

I sigh, "You should have gone earlier."

"I did!" He downs his drink, "I need to pee again! Really bad!!"

I sigh again. "Amy, is anyone here sober?"

"Oh, I dunno." She stands up on the table and yells, "IS ANYONE HERE SOBER AND WILLING TO DRIVE MY BABY COUSIN AND HIS BOYFRIEND HOME?!"

A skinny blonde girl raises her hand

"Found your driver, Kiddo."

The blonde girl walks over to us. "Hey, y'all, I'm Karrin. Do you want me take your car or do you want to come in mine?" I glance to Noah.

"I don't care, I'm just gonna have one more drink before we leave." He leaves to get one.

"He... knows... that alcohol makes you piss, right?" Karrin asks

"Oh. I don't think so..." I think for a second, "We should take my car, then." Karrin laughs.

"I'm ba-ack!" Noah appears next to Karrin, holding his crotch with both hands and cringing.

"Here we go!" Karrin gestures for us to follow her out.

Noah is kind of waddling as I show Karrin to my car. She gets in the front and right as I open Noah's door for him, he wails and I see a wet spot forming on the front of his jeans. It dribbles down and down until there's a small puddle at his feet. He slowly looks up at me silently.

"Am I still allowed in your car?"

Of course he is. And once he's in, he starts to laugh and tell Karrin what just happened.

Once we're at my house, I clean Noah up and we get in bed together.

We wake up to wet sheets.