The ship then crashes. Everyone in the group has survived the crash except Groot, who is now a pile of twigs strewn all about, Rocket holds a bunch of the twigs in his hand in sadness. I felt sad for Rocket he just lost a friend... 

"I called him an idiot." Rocket muttered to himself

Ronan emerges from the ship's wreckage.

"Does this guy ever just stay dead... In fact can every bad guy just stay dead for once?" I said to myself as Rocket faces Ronana.

" You killed Groot! "

But Ronan throw Rocket aside like a rag doll

"Behold! You're Guardians of the Galaxy! What fruit have they wrought? Only that my father and his father shall finally know vengeance. People of Xandar, the time has come to rejoice and renounce your paltry gods! Your salvation is at hand." said Ronan

"I am not part of this mob I just came to help out some friends."I told Ronan straight to his face as Peter started singing...

  "Ooh-oo child, things are gonna get easier. Ooh-oo child, things'll get brighter."Listen to these words. "Ooh-oo child, things are gonna get easier. Ooh-oo child, things'll get brighter." Now bring it down hard!  "Some day, we'll get it together and we'll get it..."

 "What are you doing?" asked Ronan

"For once I am going to agree with Ugly over here... What are you doing quill?" I asked the strange man

"Dance-off, bro. Me and you."  said Peter as he dances he holds his hand out to Gamora.

"Gamora." 

Gamora shakes her head

 "Subtle. Take it back. " saidPeter as he continues to dance

 "What are you doing?"

"I'm distracting you, you big turd blossom." said Peter as Rocket and Drax appear beside Ronan who use the super cannon to destroy the warhammer which frees the Infinity Stone, both Ronan and Peter go to grab it.

"I did not see that coming." I said as Gamora yells 

"No."

Peter grabs the stone which then begins to destroy him.

"Peter." I yell in a panic 

 "Peter! Take my hand!" Yelled Gamora

"Peter take my had."

We all join hands and we glow purple through all of us

"You're Motal! How?" yelled Ronan

"You said it yourself, bitch. We're the Guardians of the Galaxy. " Peter said

Together with the power of the stone they destroy Ronan and Gamora uses the orb to contain the stone.

Suddenly out of nowhere this blue dickhead turns up

 "Well, well, well. Quite the light show. Ain't this sweet. But you got some business to attend to before all the nookie-nookie starts."

 "Peter, you can't. Peter." said Gamora but little did Gamora know that I knew Peter was giving Yondu an orb that didn't have the stone inside of it.

"You gotta reconsider this, Yondu. I don't know who you're selling this to, but the only way the universe can survive is if you give it to the Nova Corps." said Peter

"I may be as pretty as an angel, but I sure as hell ain't one. Hand it over, son. " said Yondu as he turns to leave with his men.

"Yondu. Do not open that orb. You know that, right? You've seen what it does to people. " I told Yondu

" He's gonna be so pissed when he realizes I switched out the orb on him." Said Peter

"He was gonna kill you, Peter."

"Oh, I know. But he was about the only family I had." said Peter

"No. He wasn't." 

Rocket is sat by Groot's pile of twigs crying when Drax sits next to him and starts stroking his head to comfort him.

"I am sorry about Groot, Rocket."