It Christmas, I can't believe this. Like I can yesterday was Christmas Eve, I mean I can't believe how my life had changed so much within 5 months. From me running away from my Biology father to getting two amazing uncles {Foggy and Matt} and have new kick ass father {Deadpool/wade}.

I work up to Deadpool singing,

"I wish you a merry Killmas day, I wish you a merry Killmas, I wish you a merry Killmas and a bloody New Year."

"Well there is a version of Merry Christmas I never know existed." I said making my presents be known to him.

"Well then you have never been to one of my Christmas before."

"No kidding." I said as I sat down in the living room to see a Christmas tree fully decorated and lit up and on top instead of an angel or a star no there was a bloody handgun on top.

Okay that wasn't there last night.

"Hey dad where did the bloody tree come from?"

"Right I did that, last night." Said my dad going back into the kitchen and was cooking

"You do realises trees live outside people's house, right?"

"HA HA, Fucking hilarious my dear boy." Said deadpool very sarcastically

"Why is there already 7 presents under the tree, I thought we agree only one present each?"

"Well 2 are from Logan and another 2 are from Colossus." Explained my father

"Then there are our presents to Matt and foggy." I said

"Then there is my present to you and your present to me, who is the 9th one from?"

"I don't know it was left outside my door with your name on it and N.R. on the card." Said dad

"Oh Natasha got me a gift, kind of creepy that she knows where exactly we live now."

Suddenly there is a knock at the door. I get up and answer it.

"Hey Foggy, Matt Merry Christmas."

"Killmas." My father yelled out from the kitchen

Before Foggy could open his mouth I said, "It's a long sorry."

"Okay so where we put the presents?" asked Matt

"The tree is in the living room can't miss it, it has a hand gun on top of it."

Matt, Foggy and I went into the living room to be greeted by Deadpool.

"Okay time for presents." Said Deadpool handing me a present

"This one is from me." Said deadpool as I opened it

"This is amazing thank you dad." I said

I was a wolf shaped mask.

"The best part about it is that it's adjustable so you can wear it when your older." Explained my father

"Okay well I guess I should give you my present for you now." I said to my dad as I gave him the box and he opened it

"You are the best thank you so much." He said hugging me

It was a scrapbook of our times together.

"Okay onto foggy this gift is from My dad and I because of it's bigger then most of the others." I said giving it to him

"I love you both your amazing." Said Foggy

We had given him all the original Captain America comics and an America bear.

"Okay and now for matt this is also a gift from both of us." Said deadpool

He opened it and looked shocked

"It's so you can stop being a ninja."

"And it's red." I added

We had given him a devil suit for him not be daredevil in.

"I am speechless, just thank you." He said with a big smile

"Okay back to Stiles this one is from Logan."

I opened it to see an image of dad naked on the box.

"I am blinded, burn it, burn it." I said as dad did and I got the fire exghusture

"I really hate that guy." I grumbled as Matt and Foggy laughed

"Okay my turn ." said my father opening the gift from Logan only to get a cream pie in the face.

He wipes it off before he too grumble, "I really have to agree with you son."

"Okay foggy this one if from me." Said matt

Foggy opened it, "Thank you so much Matty bear."

Matt had gotten Foggy two tickets to the captain America Musical.

"Okay Matt this one is from me." Said foggy

"Thank you fog." He said it was a shirt that said better then Captain America.

Then again, he was blind so he didn't know that until Deadpool read it outloud.

"Okay so there are Colossus next?" Asked my father and I nodded

We got both of his presents.

"On three, ready... three." Said my father and we opened the present they were ugly christmas sweaters

"Throwing them?" I asked

"Oh yes." Said Deadpool as he opened the window and throw them out.

"Okay our presents next."

"Deadpool this one if from you from Matt and me." Said Foggy

Deadpool opened it

"I love you guys so much thank you."

It was an 10 free chimagana card from Taco bell

"Okay stiles this one is from us." Matt said giving it to me

" I love it thank you." I said with a smile

It was a teddy bear that they had turned into the winter solider.

"So what are you going to call him?"

"Buddy." I said

"Okay now the last on from Natasha for stiles,"

I opened it and I was impressed, it was duffle bag with dads symbol on it.

"Okay enough of the presents time to eat." Said my father as we followed him into the kitchen

It was a great day all and all. I got ready for bed and asked dad if he could tell me a story.

"Of course." He answered

"In the beginning God created deadpool and God looked upon his creation and he thought: "What the @#$% did I just do?"

"Really?"

"Yes now go to bed Deadpool Jr." he said kissing my head before he left my room Bullet come up to him and he let out a {girly} scream yet again.