Deadpool and I got a new mission right here in Hell's kitchen.

"So what's the mission dad?" I asked as I loaded up my hand guns {I upgraded from just one to two}

"Well we are going to the back streets of hell's kitchen our target is known as the Jester."

"Does this guy has a real name?" I asked

"Not that our client knows of the Jester kidnapped a man known as Anthony Stark and his girlfriend is paying us good money if we bring Anthony back alive and kill the Jester." Said my dad

"Okay got it Kill Jester save Stark." I said as I put on my Red hoodie

"Oh I almost forgot, you know how your last bat brought broke into a million pieces, well happy killing day." He said giving me a new bat with the words 'Deadpool Jr' on it.

"Thanks Dad."

"You got it Red, now lets go kill some people." He said as we got our normal taxi to a warehouse.

"Is this were Mr Stark is being held?" I asked

"Nope but the Jester's lacks have been here for about a week so we may be about to get the Jester where a bouts from one of this goons."

"Are we going in guns blazing or sneaking?" I asked

"Sneaking, Red."

"Fine." I said with a sigh as we got onto the room and landed perfectly on the floor of the warehouse without anyone noticing.

I hid behind a create while my father made his grand entrance.

"Well hello fella's can you chaps tell me where the Jester is by any chance?"

They all pulled their guns out on him.

"No, okay then." Said My father as he pulled his guns out

"Let's party."

"Red go check for other guards around the warehouse and take them out." Said my dad as I bellowed out, "Got it."

I walked down a corridor to find guards I shoot them in the head making red splatter across the white walls and their motionless bodies littered the floor. I notice a man tried up in a room with a bag on his head.

"What's going on?" asked the man with a bag on his head

I took the bag of his head and pointed the gun at his head.

"What the hell kid?"

"What's your name bag head?" I asked the man

"Anthony Stark."

I put my gun away and untied him.

"My names Red, My father and I were hired by your girl friend to save you." I explained

"Do I get a weapon kid?"

I gave him my bat.

"What in the name of fuck am I supposed to do with his?"

"Hit people with it." I answered him as we slowly made our way out.

"Thank you for that Captain Obvious."

"Oh I have a sense of déjà vu, having this conversation with you." I said as I shoot to guards in the head

"Jesus kid you just killed them."

"I prefer Red if you don't mind Mr Stark." I said as we made our way out of the warehouse and into the Taxi that we always take.

We drove off but my dad wasn't in the car, Maybe he got bored and when for Taco Bell during the mission he has done that a couple of times. I will just complete this mission then I will go find him.

"I need my bat back." I said to Mr Stark

"So how old are you kid?"

"Nine." I said reloading my gun

He looked Shocked

"Look Mr Stark I am just going to get paid and go scowled my father." I said as we pulled up a Stark tower.

"Hello, sir are you picking up or dropping off?" asked the reception lady

"Both, Dropping off a Stark and getting 50000 dollars."

"Are yes Mr Red they said your money is in the case." Said the Lady handing me a suitcase

"Well pleasure doing business with you." I said as I leave stark tower and walk home.

It's been three hours and Deadpool is still not home now I am starting to worry suddenly the telephone rings, I answer it.

"Hellooo, Red we haven't meet probably yet but my name is the Jester."

"What the fucking hell do you want?" I asked a little cranky and worried about Deadpool,

"Feisty isn't he anyway Red, I have your father, would you like to say hello to your son, deadpool?"

"Fuck off you wank of a Jester, hey buddy, yeah I was captured by a clown please don't come and get me and do something stup..." The Jester cut off my father by moving the phone back to his ear.

"You see Red if you don't give me back Stark by tomorrow at the Warehouse on Jones, you will never see Deadpool again." Said the jester hanging up.

I fell to my knees with the phone still tightly clenched in my hands. Deadpool...my newly founded father figure was going to be ripped from me like my happy family. I couldn't I couldn't let this happen. I grabbed my guns, my signature red hoodie and my new bat.

Do I play this smart or rush in head 1st?