Y'all ugly
ORA ORA ORA

Shinobu
What's the matter, (y/n)?

Y'all ugly
IS MITSURI OFFLINE?

Obanai
She's sleeping safe and sound.
And let's prepare now

Y'all ugly
LET'S FUCKING GOOO
DO Y'ALL HAVE GIFTS FOR BBY GIRL MITSURI?

Kyoujurou
I do!

Obanai
I would never forget my girlfriend's birthday.

Shinobu
I haven't wrapped mine yet

Y'all ugly
Fatherjima

Gyomei
What is it, (L/N)?

Y'all ugly
Do you have a present for Mitsuri?

Gyomei
I do.

Y'all ugly
We're all going to Mitsuri and Iguro's house, you're coming with us

Gyomei
...okay.

Giyuu
We got quiet when (Y/N) and Himejima talked-

Tengen
Ikr lmfao

Y'all ugly
OKAY, PREPARE YOUR PRESENTS AND SNEAK IN MITSURI'S HOUSE

Shinobu
Mhm!

I closed my phone and plugged my earphones, listening to Cha Cha by....I don't even know the artist. I shoved my phone in y pocket and tool my gift for my best friend Mitsuri.

~Time skip bought to you by Reader almost burning the cake~

We all met outside Mitsuri and Obanai's house, we all were quiet. We opened the door slowly and silently. Obanai pressed his index finger on his...face mask lmao. He was sitting while Mitsuri was sleeping on his lap. We all stared in awe and put our presents on the table. Obanai slowly put Mitsuri away from his lap and closed the lights.

Shinobu put the cake in the middle of the table as we heard Mitsuri falling on the couch. "Owieee...ow." she whined as we heard her standing up. "I can't see...!" She mumbled as she turned the lights on. "Surprise!" We all jumped, I blew the kazoo as we were throwing neon green and pink balloons everywhere. "Wha-?!" She exclaimed.

"Happy Birthday, Mitsuri/Kanroji!" We all yelled as she covered her mouth with her hands, almost crying. "You guys..!" She muttered, hugging us. "Group hug!" I yelled as we hugged her back.

We all sang the birthday song, we ate the red velvet cake, it was really sweet, Mitsuri destroyed the piñata with Obanai's help, we all had a great time. My gift was a necklace with a heart shape, she loved it, I didn't really care the others' gift, as long we enjoyed her birthday and we are happy.