·(Y/N)'s POV·

After finishing the mission, I took my phone out and saw the pillars chatting

Chat name: the Pillars

(Y/N)
y'all chatting without me? I'm hurt :(

Mitsuri
(Y/N)!

(Y/N) changed Mitsuri's nickname to waifu

(Y/N) changed their own nickname to Y'all ugly

Shinobu
welcome back, (y/n)!!

Tengen
LET'S HEAR IT FOR (Y/N)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Y'all ugly
lmao how y'all doing

Sanemi
we're fine, until u came

Y'all ugly
you're really bad at mentally hurting me, no-eyebrow boy

Sanemi
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY??????

Y'all ugly
I said whoever threw that paper, yo mom's a hoe

Giyuu
why did I laugh at that.

Shinobu
why are you asking us?

Y'all ugly
wait brb someone's messaging me

I went to another group that's called Kamaboko Squad. "What the heck is the Kamaboko Squad?" I muttered.

Chat name: Kamaboko Squad

(Y/N) is now online

(Y/N)
yo

Zenitsu
HGHJSKLKFDJHDJKFL;KNJGHJKL

(Y/N)
tf you okay man?

Nezuko
hello!

(Y/N)
wait a minute, you guys are the kind boy and feral boy and one adorable demon girl r8?

Tanjiro
Yes, we are!

Insouke
THOT

Zenitsu
WHERE DID INOSUKE LEARN THAT

(Y/N)
BRO???? IM HURT </3

Tanjiro
What's a thot?

(Y/N)
you don't wanna know.

Inosuke
thot.

Zenitsu
INOSUKE DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

Inosuke
NO AND THAT'S WHY I'M SAYING IT

(Y/N)
you mean type? dumbass

Tanjiro
(Y/N)! We have a child here!

Nezuko
·-·

(Y/N)
AND YOU CANT STOP MEEEEEEE

Bzz!

"Oh my God, how many groups do I have?" I groaned. I switched to another group.

Chat name: Demons

Douma
IF SHE BREATHES, SHE'S A WHORE!!!!!

Akaza
DOUMA YOU TWINK GIRLS ARE LOYAL

Daki
THIS IS WHY I WANT THE GIRL FROM YESTERDAY!!!!

(Y/N)
You mean me?

Daki
(Y/N)!

(Y/N)
yo

Gyutaro
wsg

(Y/N)
how y'all doing?

Hantengu
we're fine.

(2 minutes later after everyone in the chat stopped talking.)

(Y/N)
y'all, before my mission ended I almost got kidnapped so I knocked them out

Douma
That's random, somebody knocked me out with a bat!

(Y/N)
...that wasn't me

Kokushibou is now online

Kokushibou
Akaza, who is this?

Akaza
don't ask me, ask Douma

Douma
I added a random lady because she seems fun!

(Y/N)

Daki
look, now (Y/N) is silent because of Douma!

Gyutaro

Douma
(Y/N), I'm sorry, I can kill some humans if you want

(Y/N)

Daki
you do know that (Y/N) is a human right

Douma
She is?

Gyutaro
she already fucking said that she's a pillar dumbass

Rui is now online

Rui
hello

(Y/N)
hello :)

Rui
who are you

(Y/N)
jo

Rui
jo?

(Y/N)
jo mama

Rui
my mom's dead.

Gyutaro
bro
did u know
his ass got kicked by a pillar lmao

Rui
shut up

(Y/N)
y'all mean this dude?

Kaigaku
LMAO THAT'S THE ONE

Douma
That's the one who Shinobu hates right~?

(Y/N)
go fuck yourself, Douma

Douma
No, I'll let you fuck me instead~

(Y/N)

Daki
how many images type of those do you even have?

(Y/N)
only three of them.