Chat name: Demons

Douma
Guys why do I see someone with an axe?

(Y/N)
yeah you're gonna die

Douma
There's two of them

(Y/N)
probably Inosuke and Kanao, you fucked with Shinobu and you killed Inosuke's mother

Douma
THEY'RE BREAKING DOWN MY DOOR

Kaigaku the pussy
that's your problem

Gyutarou
yea, sayonara fucker

Douma
GUYS HELP M

Akaza
Is he dead yet?

Douma is now offline

(Y/N)
yeah bozo's dead, let's party y'all!

Daki
WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nakime
No one is probably gonna go to his funeral, right?

(Y/N)
yea lmao R.I.P Douma

Gyutarou
R.I.P Douma

Akaza
R.I.P Dickma

Kaigaku the pussy
R.I.P Douma

Hantengu
R.I.P Douma

Rui
R.I.P Dogma
Douma*

(Y/N)
LMFAO DOGMA SHDKDKDLCOSKC

Enmu
R.I.P Douma

(Y/N)
.
why is he here?

Enmu
Oh, hello~

(Y/N)
GET HIM OUT HE'S DOUMA 2.0

Daki
wait he was here?

Akaza kicked Enmu out of the group chat

(Y/N)
R.I.P Douma 2.0

Gyutarou
Ah yes, Douma 2.0

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Chat name: Kamaboko Squad

(Y/N)
yo, Inosuke, Kanao, did you two murdered Upper Moon 2?

Kanao
We may or may not did that.

Inosuke
we did

Tanjiro
Wait what?

Kanao
We didn't actually murdered him, we just beat the hell out of him :)

Inosuke
yes

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im tearingup rn
im so proud of you two

Kanao
Aww, I'm touched.

Inosuke
tf?

Zenitsu
I kept hearing some girly screams earlier.

(Y/N)
that was probably Douma lmfao