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AHHHH MY DAD CAUGHT ME WATCHING A KIRIBAKU CMV AND IT WAS LOW KEY WEIRD SO AHHHHHH AND HES HOMOPHOBIC AHHHHHHHHHH

Bakugou POV:

You would think that after two hours they would realize that my hearing aids are off but nope, they don't. Well that's not entirely true, Deku and Round Cheeks keep glancing at me, each other then there boyfriends trying to decide if they would break it to them that I don't care what there saying.

Another car drives by as I glance out the window only for it to park and after a couple seconds a group of about five people climb out of it. I watch as one of them throws on there hood heading in the direction of the bar. Then it hits me, These are the assholes that trashed my windows.

I stand up with my new found rage and storm over to the door. I turn on my hearing aids so when I started yelling at them I could understand myself speak. Of course doing so I could here Mr. Do No Wrong yelling at me to come back.

I throw open the door and I watch as the group comes to a halt in shock.

"Do you asshats enjoy tearing people down?! What? You decided that you didn't do a good enough job the first time you trashed my windows and came back to try again?! Speaking of which, one of you fuckers better pay up for my broken window right now before I beat you up so badly that you wished that I would have killed you!"

The group looks at me in fear. I watch as Eye Bags steps in front of Off Brand Pikachu (literally that guy dyed his hair so he has a black lightning streak in it) and Pink Shit reaches for Black Shit's hand leaving the read head, who has his hair styled up in a really shitty way, standing all by himself. Of course he was the first one to recover.

Instead of seeming intimidated like the rest he started acting like a little child and pouted. "Wait, someone trashed the bar? That isn't manly. I'm sorry bro but I promise no of us did that."

"Like I fucking believe that!" I shout back in fury causing my hearing aids to give me a little feedback.

"Honestly man! It wouldn't make sense for us to do that since we have been come to this bar for what," he glances at Pinky for help totally not noticing that she is frozen in fear, "four years? So I promise we had nothing to do with someone trashing your bar."

I open my mouth to call him out for lying again only to feel a hand on my shoulder. I turn to Pink Cheeks.

"Bakugou calm down."

"Calm down? Calm down! These bitches-"

"Kachan! I'm sure they didn't do anything!" He gestures at the group before his eyes widen. "Wait, were you the guy who served us our coffee?"

The red heads eyes widen before speaking, "I think so, order for Todoroki?" He glances between Broccoli Boy And Daddy Issues.

"Yeah! That's us! See Kachan, they couldn't have done that since I saw that the coffee shop doesn't close until 8:15." I roll my eyes before turning around to go back inside.

"So does that mean we aren't going to the bar?"

"Come on Kaminari. We cannot go inside, he probably had a bad day and I bet the bar won't be open till the windows fixed. Lets just go home."

"You're too nice Kiri."

For some idiotic reason I turned around and called out to the group now retreating to there car. "Wait, where do you think your going?"

The all stop and become tense. Shitty Hair turns around, "I told you that we didn't-"

"Shut up, I'm not talking about that anymore. You idiots said that you have come here every Friday for four years and your just gonna break your streak like that?"

His face lights up like a kid in a candy store before he hesitates, "Are you sure man? You seem like you had a rough day and I bet having us won't help any."

"Yeah Kachan, are you really fine with them coming to your bar right now after everything that happened?" Deku asks being concerned for me like always.

"Yes, I'm sure nerd. I wouldn't have offered if I wasn't fine with it. Now hurry your sorry asses up, it's cold out here." With my reassuring words we walk into my bar and I go behind the counter. "What do you idiots want?"

All at once Pinky and Dunce Face start shouting over each other, screaming which drinks look good and who should have what.

"Calm down Babe." Eye Bags says before the whole group visibly stiffens and sends each other looks that seem to be of fear. I play it off that they weren't comfortable with disclosing his relationship with Pink Shit although they totally don't seem like the type to date.

Soy Sauce clears his throat before placing an order for a drink with very little alcohol. The others order something like the first before I turn to Shitty Hair.

He acts like a two year old and if that how we based who to give drinks out to he would not be allowed to have any but looks wise he was clearly older, taller then me with broad shoulders and a super hot fac- What the hell am I thinking?! No way he is gay so shut up thoughts.

Just as he opens his mouth for something his phone starts ringing. His brows scrunch in confusion and once he fishes the phone out of his pocket he only looks more confused.

"Mina, did you give one of your friends my number again?" He turns to Pinky.

"No, why? Who's calling?" She try's to lean over his shoulder to see the screen.

He shrugs his shoulders before showing off his phone. "I don't know. It's not programmed and basically everyone I know is right here."

"Wow, way to make yourself sound super lame in front of Bakugou." Pikachu says making Reds face turns bright, well, red and he glances over at me clearly embarrassed. That's a nice nickname for him. Red. I already feel it catching on.

"I-I'm going to take this." He points at his phone before walking a few feet away from the group and picking it up.

As I turned around and started on the drinks I didn't mean to ease- That's bullshit I totally did. I can't help but feel curious who calling him.

"Hello?" Out of the corner of my eye I see him jump, probably out of how loud the person he's on the phone with is and my thoughts are confirmed when he turns the volume down.

"Wait, how did you get my new number?"

This makes my body become rigged. The way he said it shows that who ever on the phone is someone he doesn't feel comfortable around. I glance at his friends who are too caught up in there own conversation to hear his.

"What? Are you oka-" he gets cut off by the other person on the phone. I watch as he nods his head along to them and place down the two drinks I just finished and start on the other two.

"Fine but I'm not going to wear a dress." He says the last part under his breath like as if it's a big secret.

I can't help but wonder if he's ever worn one before, I bet he would look good in one.

"No. I'm a grown up and your the one asking me for a favor."

A few beats of silence as I place the last two drinks.

"No. Did you not just hear me? I'm not."

Another few beats.

"I will see you in two days but I'm not-" he stops talking and pulls his phone away from his ear. He groans at the fact whoever he was talking to hanged up. He walks back over to the group with a down look.

"Who was it?" Soy Sauce asks.

"Nobody important." He reply's visibly tense.

"Oh, so it was spa-"

"I said it was nothing important so shut the fuck up about it!" Everyone's eyes widen as well as mine. He doesn't seem like one to curse and especially drop 'f bombs'.

He becomes more tense and looks down in shame. "Im sorry Sero, but can we just talk about this later." That basically is like a slap to the face. He really means, 'can we not talk about this in front of him' but I get it. I'm a random stranger so why would he want to share his personal life with me. For some reason I want him to.

"It's fine. Just order your drink." Red looks up at him with a regretful smile and the other just smiles sweetly back.

"Um, can I have United States Smash?" My eyes widen at his order.

"You know that's the most intoxicating drink we have right?" He nods his head with a bright smile.

"Yeah, that kinda was the whole point." I start to order as they glance around the basically empty bar. I see my extras start walking over and I roll my eyes at them.

Mochi smiles brightly before speaking, "We didn't properly introduce ourselves. I'm Uraraka!" Round Face, "This is my boyfriend Iida," Glasses, "That's Mydoria and Todoroki," Deku and Icy Hot, "and thats Bakugou." The fucking best person alive.

"Nice to meet y'all! I'm Mina, this is Sero my boyfriend," She getures between herself and Black Shit. Weird, I thought her and Eye Bags was dating, "Kaminari and Shinso," waves her hand in the direction of Dunce Face and Eye Bags, "and Kirishima." So thats Reds real name. Not to shabby.

I finish the drink and pass it to Red. He grabs it immediately and down over half of it. I grab his wrist so he can down anymore.

"What the hell Kirishima!" Raccoon Eyes shouts in at him in shock. He just sighs before looking at me. I let go of his hand and he starts to walk around the bar taking small sips.

"Who was on the phone with him? I swear I have never seen him not smile." Eye Bags says as Red starts to near the left side of the bar.

"Same." Pikachu says glancing at his friend worried.

Pinky looks over at him but with a different look in her eyes. "He hasn't acted like this since high school and unlike you guys I was there with him during that time." Everyone stays silent as if urging her to continue. After she sits down along with everyone one else she does. "I don't know if he wants people to know about it but I guess I'll tell you guys as long as you don't-"

"Guys they still have the Karaoke machine!" He shouts interrupting Pinky.

All of Reds friends faces light up as they scramble to there feet and race over to him. I look at my fri- EXTRAS to see them with the same confused look. Shrugging Deku makes his way over there followed by the rest of the remaining group so I go as well.

"Omg yes! You so should and you are totally wasted so this is going to be epic!" Soy Sauce shouts.

I give Red a once over. He doesn't seem to be drunk other then the fact that he's stumbling a bit and his eyes are slightly dilated but maybe that's how he gets when he's drunk.

"Okay! I will am I'm going to rock it! Also in the car earlier I lied, people are gonna come around the world to see me sing because I'm that good." Now that's the kind of attitude I expect from a drunk person but even then he's not slurring his words.

"I got the song guys! But he needs someone to sing with him and I need someone to record him." Raccoon Eyes looks at the group expectingly. Grumbling Eye Bags takes out his phone muttering something like 'I'll record it but I'm not singing with him again'.

"Bakugou, you should do it!" I look at Pink Cheeks like she lost her mind.

"No fucking way."

This caused a chorus of complains. Like as if I cared a damn what they wanted me to do.

"You know Bakugou, singing does help you feel better." Glasses says idiotically.

"Fucking first, I'm not feeling bad in the first place and second that didn't help your case at all. Now I definitely in hell not doing it." Everyone starts pouting again before Pinky's eyes widen and an evil smirk is thrown on her face.

"I bet you have a terrible singing voice and that's why you don't want to sing~" She hums out mockingly.

I caught on what she was trying to do immediately. "That's not going to work."

Everyone was silent for a second and I scowled.

"Fine I'll do it but it's not because of what you said Pinky." She barks out a laugh and I climb onto the makeshift stage. Red passes me a mic and the music starts up.

"Ahhh! Such a beautiful day, uh" (Yeah)
"The sun's shining in a beautiful way, uh" (Whoo)

I groan at the stupid song they picked, 'Life Is Fun' by Boyinaband. Of course the idiots picked this.

"Gonna take a shower, brush my teeth and"

"Life is ultimately meaningless"
I said it with so little emotion that Red didn't even have to act/sing the next part.

"Uhh... Uhh..."

His eyes lit up as he realized that this was just a song and he started singing again.

"But I'll get out of the house
Get on the road, top down, hands out
Put on my favorite song and nod to the rhythm"

He had walked out towards the edge of the stage while singing and I harshly garbed his arm so I could hold him back, both figuratively and literally. Like he's so drunk right now that I was scared he was going to fall off the edge of the stage.

"The planet's being destroyed by your carbon emissions"

He frowns and I notice how beautiful his voice sound even though this song isn't a very, what's the word, 'singy'.

"But I- I-, I'll head to class
Try my best on every test 'til I pass
And my grades are screaming in my face, hey"

I roll my eyes at his cuteness.

"98 percent of what you learn is a waste"

His frown is back and he steps away from me as if he is offended by my negativity.

"I get to hang out with all my friends" (Yeah)
"My friends are the friendliest friends
Can't think of a better way to spend my time"

He gestures to the people watching us and hear an audible 'awe'.

"Your brain is flawed, and all your friends will die"

His job drops to the ground and I can tell he has totally forgotten that I was only singing the lyrics I was suppose to.

Never mind!

Tears sprout in the corners of his eyes and it's time for me to be shocked.

I'm alive in the greatest nation!
So proud of the exploitation of natives

"Shit Red..."

This graceful bird means freedom for all

A sob passes through his lips and I franticly look at his friends and my extras. Half of the group looks mortified and the other half looks like they are about to burst out laughing.

Tell that to the slaves, and bald eagles aren't bald

"It's just a song!" I yell at him and it seems to finally re-click in his brain. He smiles brightly and picks up where we left off.

"I can live in the moment, milk every second"

At any time you could get clinical depression

"I don't think I can sing anymore."

"But I'll just be happy, no matter what's in store"

It's quite genetic, and we have no cure

"Come on Bakugou!" Pinky shouts at me.

"Uh, at least
We are young"

Not for long

"I'm not going to."

"Life is fun"

It only goes downhill

"Balugou please!" Pink Cheeks shouts.

"We gotta make the most of it! Make the most of it!"

Or you'll regret it

"No! He'll cry again!" I protest at the idiots.

"We are young"

For now

"P-Please!" Dunce Face gets out while holding in laughter.

"Life is fun"

For some people

I glance over at the red headed idiot. "Fine but if he cry's again I'm going to kill you." They just snicker at my threat.

"We gotta make the most of it! Make the most of it!"

"Good luck"

His eyes light up and he bounces over to me on the small stage.

"Woo! I got a brand new job today!" (Yeah)
"Doin stuff that'll help the economy" (Uh)
"I'll save money and buy things at the store"

"Banks can crash and capitalism is flawed"

He just rolls his eyes.

"And it's all because of my hard work"

"And the thousand advantages you lucked into at birth"

"I put a lotta effort in my resume!"

"Good thing you don't have a black person's name"

He starts pouting again and moves so he's further away from me.

"I'm proud to be a functioning member of society
Finally, I can be the citizen I dream to be
Part of the community, contribute with my tax
What could possibly stop me?"

This song is too much like his real personality and it's too funny.

"The shrinking middle class"

His eyes widen and he looks at me in shock.

"I've at least got a nice stable job"

"Until it's outsourced to China or replaced by a robot"

"OH GOD! Well, then I could relax a bit"

"You'll be empty with nothing to distract from it"

I hear a snort come from the group and just roll my eyes.

"But man, I'm a passionate graduate
I can be different, and I have a career paths to pick from
I could be a rapper or an animator if I'm lucky"

"Neither of those will make you happy, trust me"

His frown grows as he shakes his head at me.

"I'm able to choose what I pursue" (Yeah)

"You're a slave to people born richer than you"

"Then screw it, I'll keep going in
Then I'll party on the weekend and sing," no, oh, oh oh

I snort.

"Thanks to autotune"

"Hey!" He shouts at me and I just roll my eyes. I change what I said earlier, he is definitely drunk.

"We are young"

"Not for long"

"Life is fun"

"It only goes downhill"

"We gotta make the most of it! Make the most of it!"

"Or you'll regret it"

"We are young"

"We still die"

"Life is fun"

"Until you die"

"We gotta make the most of it! Make the most of it"

"Because you'll die"

I see a flash of anger go through his face and he stomps over to me and shoves his finger in my chest.

"Life is a wonder"

Part of me is intimidated by him right now and that only makes him hotter.

"You'll never know the answer"

His face scrunches up.

"Nature is a miracle"

"Natural disasters"

"It's good to be alive"

"You could wake up with cancer"

"But I'm healthy"

"Healthy people still get cancer"

The fact that he seemed actually baffled was adorable.

"I love this show"

"It's the last episode"

"The sun is shining"

"It's going to explode"

"Every species is beautiful and unique, though"

"Children have malaria thanks to mosquitoes"

Once again he seems close to tears causing me to frown.

I met a cute girl with a ponytail

"Calm down Red it's just a song."

Statistically that relationship is going to fail

"It is?"

I have a wonderful family, it's like no other

I hear a snicker from the 'crowd'.

You're not special, and one day you'll bury your mother

"Yes."

"No matter what, I can find a home!"

He picks up we're we left off and I roll my eyes for what feels like the hundredths time.

"We, Will All, Die, Alone"

Tears pour down his cheeks but he continues to sing anyways.

"There's amazing potential in every human on earth"

"There's no escaping the heat death of the universe"

"I don't have to live life based on negative parts
No matter how bad they are, they're just thoughts"

Yeah, that's fair

He looks at me expectantly but I remain silent.

Wait, really?

"That was your line."

Yeah that seems reasonable

"I'm not singing this part."

Wait, wait, wait, wait but you were just telling me to-

"Why?"

Whatever man, I dunno, live your life how you want

"Because it's stupid."

I'm not forcing you to do anything, I'm just saying

"But-"

Oh...
Well in that case...

"No. It's stupid."

He rolls his eyes and throws his grin back on finishing the song.

"We are young!
Life is fun!
We gotta make the most of it! Make the most of it!
We are young!
Life is fun!
We gotta make the most of it! Make the most of it!"

Enjoy it while it lasts

We get a round of applause and I have to be honest, Four Eyes was right, I really do feel better. We climb down and for the rest of the night goof around until they have to leave.

I can't wait till Red comes back again.

3581 words not including this. I forgot how long that song was -^- and let me tell you this, that took forever to get done.

I underlined the song this time so it would be easier to just skip the lines .

Also! I decided to do a song per chapter and a collage although most collages are going to be trash.

Till next time
Meowz~