I wake up to a well known laugh. "well hiyah doll" J say's looking at me he looks over next to me and I follow his gaze to see boi waking up his arms were wrapped lazly around my waist his head just inches away from mine. J points at boi with a wide grin that masks his furry (not very well anyway) "you you are a dead man" J says. again it feels like a habit by now I pull boi into a tight hug hiding his body from jokers line of fire. "what did I tell you last time I caught you in bed with her?" J asks boi. "that I would get a bullet hole in me next time it happens" "that's right and what do we have here? oh right your in bed with her again!" J yells. "enough!" I yell at J getting up and walking between him and boi. "I'm sick of all the bullshit J!" I yell. "all we do is fuck and fight we have no real relationship" I say. "well what the hell did you think a relationship with me was gonna be like rainbows, gifts and dates?" he asks cockily. "well kinda I mean I thought you would change" "oh princess I don't change for no one if anything I changed you" he say's. "yah your right you showed me that your a sick maniacal bastard!" I yell at him. "you know it doll" he say's giving me a wink. oh I know how to get payback I crawl back into my bed on top of boi who is always as quite as a mouse around J. "what are you do-" I cut boi off by smashing my lips against his it took a minute but boi started to kiss back. the next thing I know I'm being yanked off of boi. "get the hell off him!" J yells. "you can't come into my house tell me you will never change and then get mad when I kiss another guy oh and let me predict whats next your going to say that I'm yours well your wrong jack your so fucking wrong! you are the last person that will own me!" I yell. J doesnt say anything he just nods turns around as if walking away then I see a flash of a gun then pow I look behind me to see boi yelling in pain with a bullet in the shoulder I turn around to see J is already gone. "boi oh my god!" "here come with me" I say grabbing his arm and helping him down to the batcave. "alfred!" I yell he comes running to me. "please get the bullet out and stitch him up" I beg. "of course but how did this happen?" he ask's. "Joker" I sigh. "you know he's know good miss wayne" alfred scolds me. "yah yah I know just help dave." I say he just nods I sit there as he takes the bullet out then stitches up his shoulder. "thank you" I say. alfred just nods. "come on" I say leading boi out of the batcave and to my room. once there I strip the bed of the bloody sheat's leaving just a blanket and two pillows. I slowly take off boi's shirt he winces as I take his arm out. "I need your help with something" I say to him. "anything" boi say's back to me. "I need you to be my fake boyfriend to mess with joker" "okay only for you sweetness" he say's I kiss his cheek and we get into bed since it was only five when joker burst into my bedroom. "goodnight" he say's "goodnight" I say. and we drift off to sleep.