requested by: blackcherry088 

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weather was chillin in the prison bathroom, takin a fat dookie when he heard a mans voice, "hey is this occupied? i need to take a shit." the voice belonged to peter griffin. the man that weather had a huge crush on. weather blushed, "yes" he whispered quietly, but peter didn't hear him. 

peter bursted through the stall door, "OH MY GOD THERES SOMEONE IN HERE TAKIN A SHIT!!!" peter yelled covering his eyes, then he uncovered them and smirked seductively, "have you seen a woman named lois?" peter asked. weather shook his head, still on the toilet. "petar the whorse is here." a woman with a really weird voice said from the female bathroom. 

weather assumed that she was lois. then there was a loud gunshot and a country accent, it was probably just some guy with a gun stand, but lois was dead. 

"NOOOOOO LOIS" peter screamed, "oh well, time to find a new lover." he sighed, "you, who are u?" he asked. "weather report" weather got up and whispered in his ear, shit dripping out his ass. 

this turned peter on for some reason (don't ask me idk what im doing) and peter kissed weather passionately then they had sex in the prison bathroom with some guy with pink hair watching, traumatized.