narancia woke up one day and decided he wanted a happy meal. he had just gotten out of the hospital for eating a tide pod and is feeling much better now :) 

"hey (Y/N), can we go to macdonald's?" he asked. "yeah su-" (Y/N) said, when she suddenly got cut off by a bald four hating teenager saying, "MACDONALDS?! CAN I COME?!". "yeah, sure. let's go." (Y/N) said, grabbing the keys to her 2022 tesla.

 narancia and mista got into the car, narancia sitting in one of those baby seats in the back. "HOW COME I HAVE TO USE THIS STUPID SEAT?!?!?" narancia asked. "idk ask your mother." mista said, mocking the orange gremlin. "HEY IT's NOT MY FAULT BRUNO IS SO OVERPROTECTIVE!" narancia yelled like a toddler. "shut up, we are going to mcdonald's." (Y/N) said, slamming on the gas pedal.

they headed to mcdonalds at 100 miles per hour and got there in a minute, getting into several crashes because the sex pistols kept begging mista to buy them fries. "MIIIISTAAAAAA!" the sex pistols called, swarming around the car like a bunch of rabid wasps. 

"SHUT UP!" (Y/N) yelled, parking the car. the sex pistols stopped making a fuss and hid inside mista's hat. "ok, we're here." (Y/N) said as if nothing had happened. they got out of the car and walked inside the mcdonald's. 

"hello ma'am, what can i get you?" the worker asked, as if running on one hour of sleep and two 5 hour energy's. "can i have a 10 piece chicken nugget meal with a sprite?" (Y/N) ordered. "i want a big mac." mista said, but then got bombarded with the sex pistols pleading, "MIIIISTAAAAA WE WANT ONE!" "actually scratch that, can i get two burgers?" mista asked, giving the sex pistols a dirty look. 

"ok. and what for the kid?" the worker asked, clearly annoyed because they hated their job. "I AM NOT A KID. I AM 17!" narancia shouted. "ok sirrrr. what do you want?" the worker asked, rolling their eyes. "a happy meal." narancia said cutely.

"ok is that all?" the worker asked. "yeah that's it." (Y/N) said, walking away. "by the way, your kid is adorable. you guys are a cute couple." the worker said. narancia looked as if he was going to go feral, but (Y/N) stopped him and thanked the worker. not wanting to cause a scene. 

eventually everyone ate and narancia got his happy meal with a buzz light year toy. "i am never going out with you two shitheads again." (Y/N) said when they got home from that bizarre mcdonald's trip.

Authors note: writing oneshots is so fun. it's just like a place where you can dump your most random, bizarre thoughts and people will read them. i love wattpad because i can make these shitty crackfics for you guys :) love youuuu <3