lost lovers - johnny x shrek

requested by: blackcherry088ย 

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shrek was shitting in his swamp when a piss haired wheel chair user came rolling into his swamp at 1000932993 miles per hour and smashed straight into his house.

"AWW FUCKERSHMUCK!" the country boy yelled from the floor surrounded by all the debris. shrek stared in shock, still not processing what just happened. johnny crawled out of the wreckage, surprisingly not hurt. "WELL WHAT THE FUCK ARE U DOIN?! HELP ME!" johnny yelled. shrek blinked twice, "I'M TAKIN A SHIT! NOW GET OUTTA MY SWAMP!" shrek yelled, wiping his ass on a tree and pulling up his pants.ย 

johnny wasn't used to people treating him like a normal person, usually once they noticed his disability they always helped him. "wow, no one had ever treated me like that before." jaw knee said shocked. "im not like the other girls. ๐Ÿคญ" ย shrek said, blushing like an anime girl.

shrek finally came over to jaw knee and helped him reassemble his wheelchair. "i love u shrek. ๐Ÿ˜ป" jawknee said. "i luv u jawknee ๐Ÿฅฐ" shrek said before kissing johnny passionately. while they were making out they heard a rustling in the bushes.ย 

"SHREK HOW COULD YOU-YOU INCOMPREHENSIBLE MOLDY TOENAIL!!!!" donkey yelled running away from the two, ass shaking in the wind.ย 

shrek was devastated, he had betrayed his love, donkey, and had led on the HOT horse jockey, jawknee hoestar. shrek sobbed and ran after donkey, but it was no use. donkey was gone. he had fell of a cliff bc he's stoopid and shrek was devastated at his lover's death.

ย johnny wheeled over to where shrek was, crumpled up in a ball on the dirty swamp floor. shrek sobbed, snot getting all over his shirt, "HES DEAD AND ITS ALL MY FAULT!! WAAAAAA-" the ogre sobbed, but he was cut off by johnny.ย 

"don't worry baby girl ๐Ÿซฆ daddy's home." johnny whispered in shrek' s ogre ear. shrek immediately stopped crying and got hornee. "ok daddy ๐Ÿ˜ฉ" shrek moaned, BUT they were interrupted again by a pizza mozzarella loving cowboy.ย 

"YEEE HAW WHAT IN THE MOTHERFUCK?!?!?!" gyro yelled, startling the couple. "gyro! its not what it looks like!!!" johnny yelled. "no... i've heard enough jawknee... EAT SHIT ASSHOLES! FALL OF YOUR WHEELCHAIR!" gyro yelled and galloped away on his horse.ย 

now johnny was the one crying, "GYRO! WAIT! I LOVE YOU!" johnny yelled, pushing shrek away. shrek was devasted, how could his second lover abandon him?!ย 

johnny wheeled as fast as he could but eventually fell over, tumbling in the mud. gyro had left, now he was eating pizza mozzarella with donkey toppings bc he found free food at the bottom of a cliff.ย 

now without anyone to turn to, johnny and shrek sobbed beside eachother, eventually getting hornee again bc they needed to rebound. they started to have sex and 9 months later shrek gave birth to three UGLY ASS babies. the endย 

their babies ๐Ÿฅฐ yes i made this edit in 3 mins just for this fanfic ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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