kind of requested by blackcherry088 

omg thank u for the idea ik u just gave me the title but it made my poopy shart brain start working 😻

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one day jotaro was chillin in his room, reading the latest dolphin magazine when he saw an ad for a SMEXY HOT GUY NAMED DIO BRANDO 😩😻🥵. jotaro's eyes locked on the model and he instantly became jealous, all the women that had a massive crush on joot went to dio instead once he got his BBL 🍑, so jotaro decided to do something about it. 

jotaro grabbed his phone ☎️  and dialed, 1800-poosaytight-bigass 😩 and got his credit card 💳  out, ready to get his surgery done. a woman answered the phone 📞 , "hello, what can we do for you at poosay tight clinic?" she asked. "SHUT UP BITCH I NEED A BBL! 🤬" joot yelled, aggressive for no reason ig. 

"ok sir, gimme one minute." the woman said, clicking away on her computer 💻 . jotaro tapped his fingers impatiently on the table, waiting for her answer. "ok that'll be 6969696969 dollars. 😌" she said. "ok bitch im on my way." joot said, hanging up the phone ☎️  and rushing at 4209642069 mph to the clinic, bursting through the walls, ready for his bbl 🍑. 

"hello sir, we are ready for ur surgery." the doctor said, coming out of the surgery room. the doctor was... interesting to say the least. he had green hair that looked like the corona virus 🦠  and bright purple lipstick on a mouth that always had a giant smile plastered on it. "ew emo.🤢" jotaro cringed, staring at the ugly clown 🤡 ass ohio doctor. 

the doctor didnt pay attention to joots comments and put out one of those box things that u swipe ur credit card on. (im too lazy to look up what its called) "tip? 🤑" he asked, watching jotazo swipe his card 💳. "ugh do i have to?" joot asked. "ye." doctor said. "fine.🙄" jotahoe groaned, picking 25% tip. "ugh cheap bozo. 😡" the doctor groaned, "anyways lets get ready for the surgery." 

jotahoe was led into the surgery room, there was a giant chair in the middle with ton of straps on it. "kinky ;)" he said, sitting down in the chair. the corona doctor flattened out the chair and strapped jotaro down, then he began the surgery without any anesthesia. jotaro screamed as he was tortured, the doctor digging into every part of his body. his fault for picking the sketchiest clinic ever and not tipping 😡. 

anyways shortly after the surgery was over and jotaro now has the FATTEST ASS 🍑😻😩 know to man. he walked out of the clinic, satisfied with his surgery and probably having his liver missing. as he walked down the street his MASSIVE BOOTY CHEEKS CLAPPED WITH EVERY STEP alerting all the nearby women. 🍑💨🍑👏🍑👏🍑👏 .  they all rushed to him, fawning over his massive bootay, abandoning dio brandhoe for jotahoe. the end 😌