one day jotaro was very hungry. he just finished work and sat down to watch a dolphin documentary when his stomach grumbled and shook the whole house. "ah fuck i have to eat something." jotaro muttered, standing up from his dolphin couch and walking to the kitchen.

 the only problem is that jotaro can't cook. his kitchen was a mess and he never cleaned it and the only food he had in the pantry was a loaf of moldy bread and a can of sardines. jotaro looked in the moldy empty fridge and searched the kitchen for any edible food, but he didn't find any. 

"ugh im gonna have to go out." jotaro sighed. before he stepped out of the dirty kitchen, he found a single ten dollar gift card for subway. "hm, guess ill have to eat subway." he said, grabbing the gift card. 

he got in his car and started driving at 10929920 miles per hour to subway, running over a old man and a baby, also some weird guy in a purple suit with crusty piss hair and a hand fetish. 

jotaro didn't really give a fuck and he continued on his journey to subway. he got there and ordered a foot long  meatball sub with lays, a cookie, and sprite.

 once he got his food he spotted a annoying teen with steak hair and his best friend that was stupid as fuck. (sorry josuke and okuyasu) jotaro ran out of the subway, trying to not let the stupid teens see him, he ran to his honda and got in, letting out a sigh of relief. 

"OIIIIII JOTAROOOOOOO!" okuyasu screamed, "CAN WE GET A RIDE HOME?" "no." jotaro said, starting his car and driving away, running over some weird mangaka guy with smelly green booger hair. 

he stopped his car to let a really small guy cross the road, "hi jotaro san!" coochie said waving. "hey coochie." jotahoe said. "its koichi." coochie said. "ok coochie." jotaro said, not caring. "can i get a ride home?" coochie asked. "yea" jotahoe said, opening his honda door. coochie hopped in the car and jotaro drove him home. t

hen jotaro headed to his house. he finally got home and opened his subway bag. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo" he yelled, looking in his subway bag, "ITS COLDDDD" he sobbed.

 the end.