PLEASE DO NOT READ IF U DO NOT LIKE GROSS STUFF LIKE JOHNNY AND GYRO GO TO OLIVE GARDEN OR THE BRUABBA SPAGHETTI FIC 😭 or just don't read at all if u don't want to be traumatized.

ALSO I GO TO THE RESTAURANT IN THE PIC IRL 😭✋

enjoy ;)

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"hola gringos, que queries?" the man at the restaurant asked. "ehhh, YO NO SOY EEE S PAN NOL 🤠" jawknee said, not knowing spanish. "eh? tu queries ingles? OI DIEGO!" the man called, walking away and a blonde white man came to the counter. "hello, what would you like? " diego asked in a ver bi'sh accent. "SHUDDUP BRIT I WANT A FUCKIN TACO AND ENCHILADAS 🤠" gyro screamed, slamming down 20 bucks on the table. "YEAH! gimme a taco!" johnny screamed. 

"ok, how many tacos would you like?" diego asked. "5 meat 5 chickn 2 enchiladas and 15 breadsticks" johnny said, craving the breadsticks he had at olive garden. "johnny... not this again..." gyro sighed. 

"OH GOOD HEAVENS YOU WERE THE HEATHENS THAT WERE HAVING SEX WITH BREADSTICKS!?!?!?" diego exclaimed, "im sorry i cannot give u breadsticks this is a mexican restaurant. we have pan dulce tho." "IN ENGLISH!!!" johnny yelled. "sweet bread." diego said, rolling his eyes. "ok we'll take two churros as well." johnny said. 

diego nodded and placed their order. the cowboys sat down at the booth vibing to the tejano music, "yknow gyro this mexican music ain't too bad." johnny said. "ye." gyro poetically said. 

"ok, gringos. toma tu comida. pinche jotos...." the worker said, slamming the food trays on the table and walking away. "well wasn't he just peachy 🤠" gyro said. "mhmm bless his heart." johnny said, in typical southern fashion. they started digging into their food, enjoying every bite of it. 

johnny was eating his taco when he bit down on a very crunchy thing, "huh? what's this?" he asked, mouth still full. johnny swallowed the crunchy thing and burped, "well it tasted good." he shrugged. suddenly his legs began to work 😱!!!! johnny jumped up onto the tabled, using his new abilities. 

"WOW JAWKNEE YOU CAN WALK!!!" gyro exclaimed, happy for johnny. "FINALLY!!! hmmm... i wonder what else i can feel now that my legs work...." johnny wondered. "oh no, not again johnny. we're permanently banned from olive garden for life!" gyro said. "well... why not be banned from this mexican restaurant too?" johnny smirked, picking up a churro. 

johnny took the churro and stuck it on his dick, all the other people in the restaurant gasping. "AY DIOS MIO!! MIRAR LEJOS NINOS!!!" many mothers screamed, covering their children's eyes. johnny's penis began to get hard, gyro smirked seeing this. last time was a disaster but it sure was entertaining, he was up for it again ;) 

gyro ripped his pants off and positioned his asshole in front of johnny, on the table. johnny took the churro and inserted it into gyro's ass, gyro moaned, "AHHAGHAH JOHNNY ITS SO HOTT!" gyro screamed in a mixture of pain and pleasure. everyone in the restaurant had already left and it was just johnny, gyro, and the staff. the staff were shocked at what they were witnessing but tried to ignore it as they had order cuarenta ocho to work on. 

gyro's asshole began to burn as johnny shoved the churro in and out at a rapid pace, the outskirts of his asshole started to burn and curl up, poop mixing inside his ass with every thrust. eventually johnny pulled out, the crema inside the churro spilling into gyro's ass. 

gyro's ass was relived, it didn't have the burning hot churro inside it anymore :) johnny took a taco and shoved it into gyro's ass, carne and pollo mixing in with the shit and churro cream. gyro's asshole couldn't take it anymore, the mixed poop started to spill out his ass and johnny put down a plate to collect it. 

once all the shit was out, johnny set the plate in front of gyro, "eat." he commanded. gyro nodded and started scooping the poop/churro/taco mixture into his mouth, he surprisingly enjoyed it. eventually he stumbled upon the same crunchy bit that johnny got, he swallowed it and moaned. "UAAAGHHH JOHNNY I FEEL SOMETHING INSIDE OF ME" gyro screamed, his testicle growing bigger and bigger by the minute. 

"heheh it's your turn now." johnny said, watching the baby grow in gyro's testicles. gyro screamed, feeling the baby move around in his penis. johnny watched as the baby started to move from the testicle to the main part of the penis, the dick growing larger as the baby developed. "johnny how could this happen?!?!" gyro asked, grunting with every push. "idk, maybe jesus." johnny shrugged. 

gyro kept pushing and groaning, johnny rubbing his cock to move the baby closer to the tip. eventually their baby was born, it had blonde hair and an orange face. johnny knew exactly who he was, "OMG ITS DONALD TRUMP!!!!! 😱" johnny yelled, looking at the hideous, shriveled up, orange, blonde, american president, baby. 

"he's beautiful ☺️" gyro said, looking upon his creation with joy and happiness. "he's ugly but he's ours. ☺️" johnny said, hugging gyro and trump baby. the new parents heard a loud rumbling come from behind them, they turned around to see the blond brit that took their order!!! 

he ran up to the parents and grabbed trump baby, he took the bandage off his cheek and extended his mouth all the way to his ear, revealing his razor sharp teeth. gyro and johnny screamed in sheer terror as the dinosaur bri'sh man consumed trump baby, starting with the little toes the consuming the legs and then chomping up it's torso. it ripped the baby's arms off and ate each finger before shoving the entire arm into it's mouth. the trump baby wailed in pain as it was consumed, bit by bit. 

suddenly gyro started singing anaconda by nicki minaj, it was his coping mechanism, "Boy toy named Troy used to live in Detroit Big, big, big money, he was gettin' some coins Was in shootouts with the law, but he live in a palace-" johnny cut him off with a scream as the dino started to rip out the baby's combed over blonde hair and eat it, strand by strand, then taking it's orange head and shoving it down it's mouth. their baby was gone. 

"NOOOO TRUMPPPP 😭" johnny screamed, watching their baby be destroyed. the dinosaur was about to run away when a pink haired karen entered the restaurant, "DIEGO WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" she yelled. "eatin babies, love 🇬🇧" diego/dinosaur said. 

hot pants shook her head in disapproval, "what did we say about eating children?" she asked. "don't do it 😔" diego pouted, feeling ashamed. "good. NOW IM WRITING A BAD REVIEW!" hot pants yelled. 

"AS SOON AS I ENTERED THIS ESTABLISHMENT I WAS GREETED BY A BAD DINO EATING A BABY AND PEOPLE HAVING SEX WITH CHURROS!!!! DO NOT COME HERE!!!! 1 STAR!!!! HORRIBLE!!!!" hot pants typed and submitted to the review website. the end

authors note: tbh not as graphic as the other ones but still bad. hope u guys enjoyed :)