"Hey, Mista!" (Y/N) called, sitting in the living room. "What?" Mista asked, not looking up from his book about eating vegans because they would taste good. "Wanna play a game?" (Y/N) asked. "Yeah, sure." Mista said, setting his book down and heading into the living room. 

"OH GOD NO!" Mista screamed, looking upon the monstrosity that lay before him, "NOT CONNECT YOU KNOW WHAT!" "Oh come onnnn, its just a game." (Y/N) said. "YEAH A GAME THAT WILL GET US KILLED! I WOULD RATHER YOU HANG ME BY MY BALL SACKS!" Mista yelled. "kinky ;)" (Y/N) teased. 

"but seriously, just play for a minute. It will be funnn." (Y/N) said. "Why don't you just get Narancia. He loves cursed shit." Mista said, holding cross up to the game box as if fending off demons. 

"Narancia is in the hospital remember... the incident..." (Y/N) said as if recalling war memories. "Oh yeah, he ate a tide pod. Fine i'll play." Mista said, sitting down crisscross applesauce on the floor. 

(Y/N) unboxed the game and separated the chips. "What color do you want?" She asked. "Yellow." Mista said. "but i want yellow :(" (Y/N) said. "I WANT YELLOW MORE. YOU OWE IT TO ME FOR MAKING ME PLAY THIS CURSED GAME!" Mista yelled. "Fine, fine... jeez" (Y/N) said, rolling her eyes. She shoved the yellow chips to Mista and took the red. 

"You can go first." She said. Mista took the middle spot and (Y/N) countered by stacking a yellow chip on top of it. They played the rest of the game and eventually (Y/N) won. 

"YES!" (Y/N) said, pumping her fist in the air. "Well, im glad i didn't win because I would be cursed." Mista said. 

Then a few minutes later a piano dropped from the second floor of the house, it fell right on top of (Y/N) and she broke many bones and almost died. 

"Oops." Giorno said from the top floor, "I was moving my piano and it fell." Eventually they got the piano off of (Y/N) and Giorno healed her wounds. 

"BAHAHAH THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR PLAYING THAT GAME!!!" Mista laughed at (Y/N) and then continued to rant about why the number 4 is bad for several hours. 

Authors note: this is my fist oneshot, most of these might be crackfics but i will probably make some actual good oneshots too. hopefully you guys liked it <3