If you hate the novel so much, why did you read it?

Aria push the button that label "Play" as the show continue.


The screen zoom out to show the man who cover his face while laughing mockingly. 


Shang Qinghua had a gut feeling that he's going to be insulted by this person.


And he was right.


"Airplane shooting towards the sky! You finally ended this shitty novel! I can't believe that read this long thrashy novel!" The man type furiously on the keyboard while spitting out insults after one and other.


 "Rare herbs grow everywhere! Woman fell in love with just one sight! The cannon fodders IQ's are lower than 40 and what's with the plot holes?!  Airplane bro, let's sit down and have a talk. Fill! The! Plot! Holes!" 


Shang Qinghua look over to Shen Yuan.


Shen Yuan just open his fan to block the author gaze.


'We did get to sit down and talk...' 


Chu Wanning: "What are plot holes?"


Mo Ran: "Shizun don't know as well?"


Xue Meng: "Are you insulting Shizun right now, you dog?!"


Wei Wuxian: "AHHH DOG?! WHERE?! Lan Er-gege save me!!" 


Lan Wangji: "Mn. Save Wei Ying."


Shi Mei: "Sorry, my friend didn't mean it."


Aria: 'I bet my whole life saving that no cultivators in his world would believe me if I told them that the all mighty Yilling laozhu is scared of a dog.'


Jiang Cheng: 'I should've used dogs during the Nightless City.'


"Alright settle down. There's no dogs here, young master Wei. Xue zhangmen, please refrain yourself from mentioning dog in front of young master Wei." Rin spoke after she woke up from over eating.


"May young lady Rin explain to us what are plot holes?" Xie Lian ask politely. 


"Of course your highness. It means that the story is incomplete with mysteries that make no sense at all with the plot. For example, young master Shen Jiu's backstory. The readers would never know what happen to the young master for him to become a scum due to the author not filling in so the readers would make up theories and stories about the young master background." Xie Lian thanked the girl for her explanation which earn a glare from Hua Cheng himself.


The man press enter before taking a meat bun from the plate beside him and shove it into his mouth. He turn spin his chair not facing the computer, showing his face features. He wore a pair of glasses with a fair pair of phoenix shape eyes. His hair is shorter than everyone in the room and he wore a normal T-shirt with a pair of short. 


In short, the everyone in the room except for the modern people is looking at the boy like he's naked. And they wonder why the boy's hair is so short. 'Why is his hair so short?'


"It's quite normal for people to cut their hairs now days. People usually cut their hair this short in our lives here so don't worry."


"The one still don't get it why young lady Rin show us this part." Wen Ning said. 


"Just keep watching."


The scene then switch to the comments which are fill with a bunch of insulting words like
"Why did you read it if you hate it? You're just like the rest of us!"
"Yeah!"
"+1"
"+1" 
"+1" and the list goes on. 


The man stood up angrily for a moment before his hand went to his throat.


Shen Jiu: 'What is going on?'


Xue Meng: "Why is this man choking himself?"


Shen Yuan: 'Do you need you get your eyesight check young man, CAUSE I AM NOT CHOKING MYSELF!'


Feng Xin: "Those people are right. Why read the book when you hate it?"


Shang Qinghua: 'Probably for the plot...'


The man then slump down onto the table before his vision is starting to black out. 


"Stupid Author, Stupid Novel!" the man said before his vision is fully black.


{Stupid Author, Stupid Novel connected successfully. Now transferring host's soul.}


'What?'


Jiang Cheng: "He's dead."


Wei Wuxian: "You sure? Because that voice seems to be taking him somewhere."


Shen Yuan stare blanky at the screen. His thoughts is out. HIS. THOUGHTS. ARE. OUT!!!!!


The scene then show the man waking up.


'Where.. Where am I?'


"Shidi, how do you feel?" A voice then spoke.


'Huh?' The man thought before speaking. 


"Brother who are you?"


"Shidi, did you forgot your zhangmen-shixiong?"


"Oh... so I'm at the hospital then?" the man didn't even think when he said that before his suppose "shixiong" said.


"Shidi, what are you talking about? We are at your peak, Qing Jing Peak."


Shen Jiu stared. Shang Qinghua jaw almost dropped. Shen Yuan want to dig a hole and hide himself in it. Luo Bingge gaped at the sight. Luo Bingmei think that's what happen to his shizun after his qi devation


'Qing Jing Peak?'


A google like voice then appeared along with a screen.


{Host is bound to the character "Shen Qingqiu"


Qing Jing Peak Peak Lord, Luo Binghe's master.


Weapon: Xiu Ya Sword
Starting B-points: 100]


'Shen Qingqiu?!' the man eyes widened 


'WHY DID I BECOME THE SCUM VILLAIN!!!!'


Rin close the video. Everyone in the room is speechless.


"That person you all saw right there is Shen Yuan before he transmitted into Shen Qingqiu. That was Shen Yuan's first death."


"First death? Does that mean that young man had a second death?" Xie Lian is concern for the man. Even though he husband did died three times, he still can't believe that Shen Yuan who looks no more over than 20 died a second time


Shen Jiu snapped his fan and gave Shen Yuan a 'you-need-to-tell-me-what-happen' look.


Rin got bored and decided to show some interesting things. 


Don't worry dear readers, it's does not involve papapa


The screen lights up again before it shows three people at a manor. A female and male disciple is tied onto the same pole while a man is tied onto another.


"Shizun! Shizun!" the young boy called out for the man before the man stirred and woke up.


The camera then zoomed in.


If anyone is drinking water, they would spit them out. But since no one is drinking so they choked on air. 


Luo Bingmei looks like he fall in love all over again.


"What the hell?!"


"Why are you showing us this!"


"AHHHHHHHHHH!!!"


Aria: "Chill out. This is important that's why."


"How is that important?!"


"Because this is Luo Bingmei's gay awakening."


The sound of pin dropping can be heard in the room.


"Gay awakening???" 


"Nani da fuc?!"


-------------------------We'll be right back------------------------------


After sometime to cool down and eating, they all return to their seat. 


Hua Cheng: "What are we going to watch now?"


Rin: "Let's see here... The Endless Abyss, Cucumber & airplane adventures, Shen Jiu's past, Meeting Luo Bingge. "


[Yes, I'm speeding up the whole novel.]


Aria: "I can combine all of them together in one so you just need to watch one with all together instead of separate ones."


Mo Ran: "Do it quickly, don't waste this venerable one's time."


Rin: "Of course."


The scene show Shen Qingqiu looking back and forth from system and Binghe and back again. The timer is running out and Binghe looked hurt and sad with the sword stabbed into him. Shen Qingqiu looked back at his Binghe before he pulled out the sword and push him into the Abyss.


"Why would you push him?! You said so yourself that no matter how much you hate him you must not push him?!" Xue Meng said. 


Shen Yuan snap his fan close before reply the sect leader. "Well, if you need to choose between saving your disciple from the plot but the payment is for you to be dead and pushing your disciple into the abyss and know that he wouldn't die and payment is to be ready for his revenge after 5 years, what would you choose?"


Bingmei: "Shizun~ If you tell this disciple to jump in that day he would do it with no hesitation!"


Up in the room above them, a new person had join the creators in the showing part. 


???: "Simp."


Rin: "Simp kings."


Aria: "Simps that can't save their wives from dying."


The two looked at them.


Aria: "What? You can't deny that."


[I'm going to split this into two parts and also Happy New Year!]

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