The screen then showed two people in the bamboo house.

One is non other than the owner of the house, the Qing Jing Peak Lord. The other is the traitor of Cang Qiong Sect which is known as the An Ning Peak Lord. 

Bingmei: Shizun-

Shen Yuan: Binghe, we didn't do anything.

The master in green looks at the sweating peak lord with a serious look.

"Airplane Shooting Towards The Sky?"

The An Ning Peak Lord head lowered as if a lighting strike him.

"How... How did you know that ID name?"

Shen Qingqiu was too stunned to speak.

"That Airplane who we saw in the beginning?" Jiang Cheng asked.

"Yes."

After three second, the man force a smile and said, "This old man finished that shitty book of yours, how would he not know that ID? If you weren't that careless and slipped up during Mobei-jun's appearance, I wouldn't had known."

Flashback to when Airplane bro slipped up

The man is seen nearby saying "WTF!"

"Classic Airplane." 

And our lovely user started spitting out insults which are his opinions about Airplane's shitty book and almost how the plots are fill with holes. etc.

Then the said author talk back on how he was a victim as well and etc etc.

The two compared their sufferings and decided that they both suffer greatly before Airplane asked, "Well, at least I met a reader. What's your ID name? We might be old acquaintances."

"... Peerless Cucumber."

"What kind of name is that?!"

"Shameless!"

"Oh I think I remember that, Are you the one that shouted particularly fiercely among those shouting for the villain to be castrated? It was after-"

"Past events should be laid to rest."

Shang Qinghua laughed.

Shen Yuan want to buried himself 6 feet under the ground now. Or maybe not. Due to past experience.

-Meanwhile in the upper room-

Rin: "That time when he got out, HE USE THAT NAME AND NOBODY KNOW HOW TO ADDRESS HIM!" 

???: "Why the ID name tho????"

Aria: "Dunno."

Rin then took the mic.

"As you all can see on the screen that's how the cucumberplane friendship formed. Without further ado, let's go see how he met Bingge now!

Before I forgot about this, there WILL be limbs getting tore off and possible gore due to details and bad camera quality. Hope you all enjoy the show while they enjoy this fanfic!"

-----------Down with the others-----------------

'They???' this question remain unanswered since the show started.

Shen Qingqiu is seen on the screen looking at the system with a very anxious expression. 

"Punishment protocol now activating... Good Luck host." 

Then everything went black. The next moment he knew he is already in another place.

'Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck! Where am I now?!' 

"He didn't knew?" Shi Mei asked.

"Nope."

The place looks a lot like Qing Jing Peak but it's a horribly burned version of it.

"System, can you report our location?"

{Apologies host. System's other functions cannot be access while the punishment is in process. Thank you host for understanding and wish you the best of luck.}

And the punishment begun. 

A person in black was in a distance and Shen Qingqiu accidently called out to the man.

"Luo Binghe!"

Bingmei: "Shizun thinks of me! This disciple is happy!" 

Shen Yuan tap his fan onto his Binghe head while their other version of themselves are looking at them in disgust.

Wei Wuxian snuggle close to his husband. Hua Cheng hug his husband close and Mo Ran held his husband's hand.

The next second the man knew, he was shot with an icy gaze from the man. Boy you're not Mobei-jun are you???

The feeling that he's getting is really off.

"Shen Qingqiu?"

Now this is even wrong.

After a minute he knew that this 'Luo Binghe' in front of him is not his Luo Binghe instead, This man is that shitty Luo Binghe from Airplane's shitty novel. He wanted to drew his sword but then realized that Xiu Ya is not with him nor does he have any weapons either.

'SYSTEM YOU BITCH! HOW COULD YOU LET ME FIGHT A BOSS WITH NO WEAPON?!'

Before the system start spouting the same thig it said earlier Luo Binghe spoke.

"Shen Qingqiu, why are you here? I don't remember letting you in?"

"This is Qing Jing Peak, why would I not be here?"

Shen Yuan mind is blasting his fight or flight instinct. And he choose flight.

"You're not afraid of me anymore?"

It might not seem like on the outside, but his answer is yes.

"Come here."

Bingmei: "Shizun~ This one is glad you were not hurt." 

Shen Yuan froze.

Bingge wants to said that he jinx himself.

Shen Qingqiu back up very quickly from "Luo Binghe" and this man had the audacity to ask "Why are you running?" 

'Why did you think he would stay at the first place?!' 

Not even a minute later he felt something is missing from his right shoulder. Not need to guess what it is since blood started to gush out from the wound, his right arm ripped away from his body.

Luo Bingmei's eyes darken. Shen Yuan held him down. Luo Bingge is laughing at his other self.

"You bas[Beeeeeep]! How dare you hurt shizun!" 

"How was I suppose to know that he isn't that bas[Beeeeeeep]!"

The two Binghe look at the the person who kept censoring them.

"I still need to keep you all family friendly."

Aria: "I think we should stop here before we need to clean up dead bodies in here." 

The screen went blank again.

"Young master Shen Jiu would you like us to take you out of the room? Since we'll be reviewing your past and there might be sensitive topic within the process." ??? asked.

"No, I would like to stay here." ??? then press another button before two person is showed on the screen.

"Dream Demon?" both Binghe are confuse.

"Who's that?" Hua Cheng asked.

"Just watch." ??? said.

Shen Qingqiu is now seen with the elder and he seems to be asking the dream demon for something.

"You don't remember them anymore?"

Shen Qingqiu nodded. 

"Well somethings are better to forgot anyways."

"I earnestly request Elder's help."

"You really want to see it?"

Shen Qingqiu nodded his head before the dream demon reached out a finger and pressed it against Shen Qingqiu's forehead. 

"Close your eyes and open them only when I let go."

Shen Qingqiu closed his eyes.  

"Your memories are badly damaged and are not complete. You might see people whose faces are blurry. This is caused by your own body so there's no need to pay attention to it." said the dream demon.

What he meant was that if there was a BUG, it was a problem with your body's source file, not my technique.

Shen Qingqiu waited until pressure against his forehead disappeared before he opened his eyes to see a thin young man with disheveled hair was kneeling on the ground in front of him, his upper body bound by hemp rope.

Shen Jiu want to smack Shen Yuan until he forgot every single thing that he saw. How dare he intrude his privacy.

Wei Wuxian and Hua Cheng: 'So this Shen Jiu is a slave...'

This young man's face was pale, his chin sharp and his features pretty. But his face carried an irremovable sense of gloominess, and there were purple sections at the corners of his mouth and forehead. It was Shen Jiu when he was still young.

Shen Qingqiu crossed his arms and leaned against a nearby shelf that had many treasure slots on it, waiting quietly while having second thoughts about the former owner of his body.

The wooden door carved with flowers and plants in front of him opened soundlessly.

Shen Jiu's head remained rigid and he didn't move, but his eyes swept upwards as the newcomer's figure reflected in his irises.

A young man with luxurious clothing stepped over the threshold. When Shen Qingqiu saw that face of his, which looked 60% like Qiu Haitang's, he knew that this had to be  Qiu Haitang's older brother.

Before his ideas were confirmed, now he knew the days that Shen Jiu spent in the Qiu family wasn't like what Qiu Haitang said. "Treated like a family" my ass!

Luo Bingmei: 'Shizun does swear a lot in these moving pictures.'

The man stroll over to Shen Jiu and circled half around him. Shen Jiu's face was tightly drawn, his lips pressed together. Even though his expression was dark, his shoulders trembled slightly. He was clearly extremely afraid, but he was forcing himself to remain calm.

Suddenly, Young Master Qiu kicked him square in the back. Shen Jiu immediately sprawled onto the ground face-first.

Young Master Qiu chuckled coldly. "What, you don't dare to hit back this time?"

Shen Jiu landed with a nose full of blood and dust. He said lowly, "Spare me, Young Master. I didn't know that was you."

Young Master Qiu said, "You didn't know? You didn't know, and you still dared to provoke me!"

Wei Wuxian: "That remind me when that Mo bastard kicked me."

Lan Wangji is not happy.

The man slapped Shen Jiu onto the ground with one hand, and Shen Jiu's head made a muffled noise when it slammed against the floor as two streams of blood flowed down his chin. Young Master Qiu seemed to derive immense pleasure from doing this, and he took great joy in slapping him.

"Why would he do that?!" The heaven official (Mu Qing)yelled.

Shen Qingqiu continued to watch from the side, maintaining his silence. This happened over a dozen times before Shen Jiu finally couldn't bear it any longer and he shouted, "What exactly do you want to do?!"

Young Master Qiu laughed. "You belong to our family now. Naturally, I can do whatever I want."

Suddenly, a gentle voice which belong to a young woman sounded from outside the door. "Brother? Are you inside?"

The moment Young Master Qiu heard his little sister calling for him, his expression changed, and he unbound Shen Jiu before he threatened him, "Wipe your face! If you dare to say anything wrong, I'll kill you!"

Shen Jiu: 'Not if I kill you first'

The screen glitched. 

"What's happening???" Xue Meng asked, confuse at why is the screen is stuck.

The screen turned black before a voice sound through the room.

 "Xiao Jiu?"

[A/N: I'm sorry I lied this is going to be in three parts! Hope you enjoy it and sorry for the late update!]