Making Everyone Go Crazy Success?

Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*


Eruhaben: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.


Everyone:


Cale Henituse: ...I did. I broke it.


Eruhaben: No. No you didn't. Mercenary King?


Bud Illis: Don't look at me. Look at Glenn.


Glenn Poeff: What?! I didn't break it.


Bud Illis: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?


Glenn Poeff: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.


Bud Illis : Suspicious.


Glenn Poeff: No, it's not!


Mary: If it matters, probably not, but Beacrox was the last one to use it.


Rosalyn: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!


Mary: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?


Rosalyn: I use the wooden stirrers to
push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Mary!


Cale Henituse, deadpanned: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Eruhaben.


Eruhaben: No! Who broke it!?


Everyone:


Bud Illis: Eruhaben... Choi Han's been awfully quiet.


Choi Han: rEALLY?!


*Everyone starts arguing*


Eruhaben, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.


Eruhaben: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.


Eruhaben:


Eruhaben: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.


Cale Henituse, bemused at the confession he heard from Eruhaben: ...

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