Bud Illis: Dumbest scar stories, go!

Alberu Crossman: I once burned my tongue while drinking tea.

Beacrox Molan: I stabbed myself with a pencil and still have the graphite stuck in my thigh.

Choi Han: I was taking cup noodles out of a microwave and spilt it on myself, getting a huge burn.

Cale Henituse: I have emotional scars.