History Lessons

"Xiao Bai, wake up now. If not, you'll be late for school." Dong Hua nudged Feng Jiu.


"Mmm... I'm too sleepy! I don't want to go to school!" Feng Jiu took the pillow and covered her head.


"Oh? But you said that you're excited for my history lesson today. I guess you're going to miss it then." Dong Hua replied calmly.


Feng Jiu immediately sat up and replied excitedly, "Oh! I totally forgot about it! I'll get changed now."


Dong Hua then popped his head into the bathroom to peep at what she was going to wear to school today. But Feng Jiu was half-naked at this point, and she quickly covered herself. "Don't peep! Get out!"Then she started to push Dong Hua out of the bathroom.


"What are you covering up for? I've seen it more than a million times." Dong Hua chuckled.


Feng Jiu then smiled and replied, "Oh. I forgot. It just feels like we got married yesterday."


Then she walked over to Dong Hua and kissed him. Dong Hua pulled away and replied, "Xiao Bai. If you don't want to be late for school, you have to stop kissing me."


"I don't care!" She playfully replied and continued kissing him. "You're going to regret it if you continue doing so." Dong Hua replied calmly.


"Oh? You can't do anything to me anyway!" She broke free from Dong Hua's hug. Then she ran out of the bathroom and stuck her tongue out at Dong Hua. "Catch me if you can then."


"Xiao Bai. If I catch you, you'll see how I conquer you like how I conquered the world back then."


Dong Hua then used his powers to stop her from running. Feng Jiu struggled and pouted, "Hmph! Not fair. You always cheat."


"Oh? But you didn't say I couldn't use my powers." Then he playfully leaned in to kiss her a few times on her lips. Feng Jiu then turned around and hugged Dong Hua. "I can't wait for your history lesson, Di Jun."


Dong Hua rubbed his nose on hers and replied lovingly, "Are you proud of your husband's achievements?" Then he smiled.


"Of course, I am! I'm the luckiest wife, and nobody can take my Di Jun away from me too! If somebody tried to do so, I'll turn into my fox form and bite them!"


"No biting others, Xiao Bai. You can only bite me." Dong Hua knocked her head lightly.


Feng Jiu then playfully showed off her teeth and replied, "If you bully me, I'll bite you for sure!"


"It depends on what kind of biting then." He winked and walked out of the bedroom. Then he turned back to Feng Jiu and said, "Get changed, Xiao Bai. But don't wear something revealing if not I won't be able to focus while teaching today."


"Going to wear a bikini to school then!" She replied sarcastically.


"School is cancelled in that case then."


Feng Jiu then walked out of the bedroom, and she had her hoodie in her hands.


"I'll wear a hoodie and zip it all the way up when you come to our class." Then she smiled sweetly at Dong Hua.


"We are almost late for school, so you have to eat your breakfast in the car." He replied.


Feng Jiu then grabbed some sandwiches and headed out the door, along with Dong Hua.


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"Di Jun, what are you going to teach in our class today? And... Can I request for no homework?"


"Hmm... Then you'll need extra history lessons after school. I'll personally show you how I conquered the world."


"Wait. So I really don't have to do homework if I attended the extra lessons?!" Feng Jiu exclaimed as she hated homework. She thought to herself, "At least I had fun learning night lessons from Di Jun."


"I'll see how you behave in class today first." Dong Hua replied calmly.


"Don't worry! I'll be the most hardworking student in your class today. And if anyone dares to fall asleep during your class, I'll throw a pen at their head!"


"That's my Xiao Bai. Always protecting me." He smiled warmly at her.


Soon, they arrived at the school. Feng Jiu waved excitedly to Dong Hua and said, "I'll see you soon!" Dong Hua then pulled her in for a short kiss before letting her go.


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When she walked into the classroom, she was surprised to see everyone present. "Hmm? Usually, I'm one of the first few to reach. Oh, maybe I left the house slightly later."


Feng Jiu sat down at her desk, and Xue Shan turned over to her, "Did you hear about it? The school's most handsome teacher is coming to our class to teach today. There are only two classes today because he would be teaching us for hours. What an eye feast!"


Feng Jiu feigned ignorance, "Oh? Who is it?"


"You probably don't know who he is. I only heard about him through my grandfather. He's the legendary Dong Hua Di Jun! The first emperor of the Heaven Clan and the man who united the world. I can't wait to see him!"


"I see. I heard about him."


"Yeah. Most people heard his name, but nobody had ever seen his face. But sadly, I heard that he already had a wife and they are very loving. I also heard his wife is the top beauty in 'Heaven'."


"Oh. Top beauty?" Feng Jiu thought to herself, and she giggled. Then she replied, "Can't wait to see our teacher."


At this moment, everyone felt a cold presence walking into the classroom. Xue Shan excitedly whispered to Feng Jiu, "He's here! He's here! Oh my gosh, I feel like I'm going to faint because he's so handsome."


Dong Hua then looked over to Feng Jiu and gave a small smile. Feng Jiu's heart started beating faster, "My Di Jun! He's so handsome, and I want to kiss him now!"


Xue Shan immediately turned around, "Did you see our teacher looking over here and smiling?! Maybe he's smiling at me?!" Feng Jiu then chuckled, "Maybe." Feng Jiu didn't feel threatened by those girls because she knew that Dong Hua already belonged to her and these girls were just 'kids' as compared to her.


Dong Hua didn't introduce himself because he didn't felt the need to. He also didn't look at anyone except for Feng Jiu. Whenever he gets the chance, he would secretly glance at his wife. "My Xiao Bai is so cute. I already want to go over to hug and kiss her."


Dong Hua then reminded himself to focus on teaching and not to get distracted by his Xiao Bai.


"Take out your textbook and turn to page 28." Dong Hua said coldly. Feng Jiu immediately took out her textbook and smiled at Dong Hua. He held back his smile because he didn't want to make it obvious.


Dong Hua then began teaching about his past achievements and conquests. He also talked about how he managed to secure peace and unite the world.


One girl raised her hands and asked a question, "So, can we take a look at your Cang He sword?"


"No." He replied firmly.


A few students started whining and said, "Yeah, teacher. Show us your sword."


"Only my wife can see my sword." He replied coldly.


Xue Shan then turned back and said to Feng Jiu, "Aww... What a shame. His wife is so lucky! She gets to see his Cang He sword."


Feng Jiu then giggled to herself because she had seen his Cang He sword and his 'personal sword'. Then she thought to herself, "Yeah. Di Jun doesn't even get a chance to use his Cang He sword anymore. Sometimes he even lends it to me for cooking. I love using it to slice the fish because it's so sharp!" She started to giggle even more.


Dong Hua turned over to stared at Feng Jiu. Then he said coldly, "Why are you laughing during my class?"


"Sorry, teacher. I was just thinking about something." Feng Jiu frowned.


"Oh. Not focusing in class and day-dreaming. See me after class in my office. You'll be punished with more homework today."


Feng Jiu replied, "Yes, teacher." She assumed that Dong Hua really wanted to give her more homework, but he had other intentions in his mind.


Xue Shan then wished her good luck, "Yeah. So... one more thing, I heard our teacher is really strict and scary too. You're probably going to get into real trouble. I remembered my grandfather told me that someone offended him once, and he tortured him for a month."


"Torture? How?"


"Not too sure. I just heard that he send a dish to him every day for one month. I also heard that it was poisonous. Only people with a lot of cultivation and powers could survive that dish."


"Wow. That's scary." Feng Jiu shook her head because she knew exactly what dish she was referring to. It was definitely his infamous signature dish, 'Sweet and Sour Fish'.


"We better stop talking now before I get punished too." Xue Shan then turned back to the front and continued focusing on the lesson.


Feng Jiu started to yawn after a while as she had already known about all his past achievements. Back then, she begged Dong Hua to tell her all about it, and she loved to listen to his stories. But now, she could even memorize it backwards.


Dong Hua caught her yawning, and he said coldly, "That student there. Stand up!" Feng Jiu then frowned and stood up slowly. She thought to herself, "Oh no. Is Di Jun angry at me now? I promised that I'd be a good student, but I almost fell asleep."


"First, you're day-dreaming. Now, you're yawning. What's next? You'll fall asleep in my class?" He said sternly.


Everyone stared at Feng Jiu and thought to themselves, "She's so rude. How dare she fall asleep during his class?"


Her classmates then started detesting her even more. It seemed like Feng Jiu's school life wasn't going well at all, but she still didn't realize it yet. In the past, wherever she goes, people liked her a lot. But now, she's making even more enemies than friends. Luckily, she had Xue Shan and Wen Li.


"I'm sorry, teacher. I just didn't sleep much last night, so I'm feeling a little tired." She whimpered.


Dong Hua thought to himself, "Oh. Last night was indeed tiring but good." Then he replied sternly, "You'll get extra lessons after school then."


Feng Jiu frowned and Xue Shan turned over to her. "You're getting yourself into more trouble, Xiao Jiu! You won't be able to survive in school if this goes on."


"I know... But I'm just bad at school. I thought it would be fun, but it's really torturing." Feng Jiu continued frowning.


"Yeah. Now you know why everyone hated school. But we don't have a choice." Xue Shan replied.


Feng Jiu then thought to herself, "Yeah, but I had a choice, and now I'm regretting it." She looked up at Dong Hua, but she quickly looked away when he looked back at her.


"Did I scare my Xiao Bai too much? Was I too fierce to her?" He thought to himself.


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After class ended, Dong Hua told everyone to write a short essay on his past achievements, to test if they were listening in class. It was also not listed in the textbooks.


Then he said sternly to Feng Jiu, "Come with me to the office now. You'll get extra homework there."


Xue Shan turned back and said, "Good luck, Xiao Jiu. We will go have our lunch now, and we will see you at the computer lab later."


Feng Jiu frowned and bowed her head. She walked behind Dong Hua silently to his office. She thought to herself, "I think Di Jun is really mad at me. He didn't say a word at all."


When they reached his office, he locked the doors and told her to sit on the sofa. Then he slowly sat down beside her and said sternly, "So, what were you thinking about during class?"


"I... I... was thinking of you and your sword." She bowed her head, afraid to look at Dong Hua.


"My sword? You're dirty-minded, huh?" He smirked.


"No! Not that sword! I was thinking about how lucky I am to be able to see your Cang He sword." She briefly looked over to Dong Hua.


Dong Hua smiled because he was pleased to hear that. Then he replied calmly, "You said you would focus in my class, but you almost fell asleep. Guess I have no choice but to give you more homework now."


"But... that's because..."


Before she could finish her sentence, Dong Hua pushed her down onto the sofa and started kissing her passionately. Feng Jiu was taken aback because she thought Dong Hua would punish her with real homework, but instead, he was rewarding her.


She pushed him away slightly and uttered, "But... I thought you were mad at me, and you were giving me more homework."


"This is your homework." Dong Hua started kissing her even more passionately. He then used his powers to turn off the lights, and they had a "good lunch" together.


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"Tonight, you get extra history lessons again." Dong Hua said to Feng Jiu while he was buttoning his shirt.


"Di Jun... So do I still need to write the essay?"


"You can write about me and my 'achievements' then." He replied sarcastically.


"Can I just use actions instead of words? Since actions speak louder than words." She winked and hugged Dong Hua.


"Oh? Sounds good to me." He smiled and kissed her forehead.


"Okay, I need to get back to class soon! But I'll go grab something to eat quickly. If not, I'll be so hungry!" Feng Jiu then stood up and prepared to leave the office.


Dong Hua hugged her from the back and replied sarcastically, "You're still not full from 'eating' me?" Feng Jiu blushed and replied, "I'm hungry now!"


Then she kissed him on the cheeks and ran out of the office. Dong Hua smiled and thought to himself, "So lucky to have Xiao Bai as my wife."


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The next class was taught by Si Ming again. This time, he was going to teach everyone how to use Social Media.


Everyone sat in front of the computer and logged onto their school portal.


"Okay. So today, we will teach everyone how to protect yourself online." Si Ming said.


Then he told everyone to log in to a fake social media website, for teaching purposes. The site would be linked to everyone's computer. So if the teacher typed something, everyone would receive it. By the end of the question, the students' answers would be revealed to everyone.


"Okay, so now I'll pose as an online stranger, and I'll send a message to everyone. Then you'll reply back to me as according. Don't peek or copy your friends' answers. Reply with what you think is right."


Si Ming: Hey, handsome/cutie. Send me a picture. A nice one, if you know what I mean. *winking emoji*


A few students started replying to the question. Feng Jiu pondered for a while, "Hmm... If Di Jun asked me this, I should send a picture, right? But it's a stranger, so maybe I'll ask him what picture first."


Their answers were revealed to the whole class.
"No.", "I don't know you so no thanks." , "I'll tell my mother about it." , "I'll call the police!" , *Blocked*


Then Feng Jiu's answer was revealed. "What kind of picture?"


Everyone started laughing at her, and some even made rude comments, "Oh. So she wanted to send a picture to a stranger? So shameless."


Feng Jiu didn't understand why everyone was laughing at her because her parents had always taught her not to be rude. She was taught to always ask first before assuming. She also didn't understand that "sending a nice picture" could also mean something dirty.


Si Ming then shook his head and thought to himself, "Di Jun really isn't teaching her anything, huh? She is too naive. If Dong Hua knows about this, he would definitely kill me and everyone else." Then he calmed everyone down and replied, "Xiao Jiu. You shouldn't send a picture to a stranger online. Just say no if someone asked for one."


"Oh, I see. So what if someone you know tells you to send one? Do you send it or not?"


Si Ming then thought to himself, "Oh gosh. I'm sure Dong Hua wouldn't want her sending pictures to other people, so I better say no."


"No. Don't send it to anyone. If they want a picture of you, just tell them no. If it were someone close to you, they would see you every day, and they wouldn't need your picture, right?"


"Oh. That made sense. Thank you, Mr Si Ming." Feng Jiu smiled and sat down.


Xue Shan then turned over to her and said, "Just ignore those people. You didn't know, but now you know. Anyway, let me show you a good website."


Xue Shan then pulled up a dating website, and she told Feng Jiu about it.


"What's this?" Feng Jiu asked curiously.


"Oh. Just for making friends. They even have an app version so you can use it everywhere." Xue Shan replied casually.


Then Feng Jiu thought to herself, "Oh, you can make friends online too? Sounds fun! Maybe I can try that and get my friends to join it too." Then she downloaded it on her phone.


While Xue Shan was busy replying to her messages on the dating website, Feng Jiu also created a new account. She followed the instructions and created a profile.


"Oh? I have to upload a picture too?" Then she turned over to Xue Shan and asked, "So, do you upload your photo to this website? I mean, our teacher just said not to send photos to a stranger."


Xue Shan then replied, "Well. He did say that, but he was actually referring to "lewd pictures". Like photos of you being half-naked or even fully naked."


Feng Jiu immediately blushed upon hearing that, and she said, "How can anyone send that to others? Only your husband can see it! In our fox clan, if someone sees your whole body, he has to marry you."


"Well. It's totally different now. People could sleep around with many people, and they don't get married too." Xue Shan replied casually.


"This modern dating culture is so weird! Luckily, I already have a boyfriend."


"Yeah. That's why I told you that it's hard to get a boyfriend now. A loyal one."


Feng Jiu then nudged her to look at Wen Li, "Well, maybe you have someone just right in front of you." Then she smiled at Xue Shan.


"You think I should give him a chance? I mean, we have been friends for so long. If it didn't work out, we would lose our friendship."


"Well. Take a chance. I chased my boyfriend first, and it paid off eventually. It was hard, but it was definitely worth it!"


Xue Shan then smiled at Feng Jiu, "Thank you, Xiao Jiu. I will think about it."


Feng Jiu then continued to create her profile on the "friends" app. She figured uploading a selfie wouldn't be a problem since it's just her face.


Then she closed her app after it was done. At this time, she started to get countless matches, but she didn't know what was that.


She looked over to Xue Shan's screen and asked curiously, "So, what is this matching thing that you got here?" She pointed at the notifications on her screen.


"Oh. Match? That means someone likes you and they want to be friends with you." 


Wen Li then walked over to talk to Xue Shan, and they were engrossed in their conversation.


"Oh? It made sense then. I mean, whenever I go back to Qing Qiu, people would want to be my friend too." Feng Jiu thought to herself.


Feng Jiu wasn't the best at technology, so she turned off her phone as it was vibrating non-stop.


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After class, Feng Jiu bid everyone goodbye and happily ran towards the car park to meet Dong Hua.


She ran and jumped onto him. Then she hugged him like a koala bear and said, "I miss you, Di Jun. So happy to see you!"


Dong Hua smiled and carried her up. Then he kissed her on the lips and replied, "I miss you too, Xiao Bai. How was your class?"


Feng Jiu then told Dong Hua to put her down, and she replied, "Good! I learned so much today! Let's go home now, and I'm getting hungry."


"Oh? But you'll learn more tonight." He smirked.


"Can't wait to attend extra history lessons!" She giggled.


Then they got onto the car and drove home.


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After they got home, Feng Jiu devoured her dinner because she was famished. She didn't even eat much during lunch because she did "homework" with Dong Hua.


As she didn't have any homework today, she happily laid on the bed after washing up. Dong Hua then climbed above her and said, "Ready for your extra lessons?"


She smiled and started kissing Dong Hua. "Di Jun. How did I get so lucky to marry you?"


"I don't know. I think I am even more lucky to be able to marry you." He smiled and kissed her forehead.


"Today, I attended social media lessons. They taught me that it's hard to find a partner now, and it was mainly due to people having many different partners. But I don't think it's right at all. I won't share you with other girls!" She pouted.


"Of course, Xiao Bai. Why would I want someone else when I already have you? And you only belonged to me. If anyone dares to touch you, you'll see what I'll do to them. I'll take out my Cang He sword and confront them."


Feng Jiu giggled and replied, "Your Cang He sword would be rusty by then. You don't even use your sword anymore!"


"Oh? I don't use my sword? Are you sure about that?"


Feng Jiu started giggling more, "Yeah! I used your sword to slice my fish while cooking for you too."


Dong Hua smirked and replied sarcastically, "Oh. But I have another sword that I use often."


Feng Jiu blushed and replied, "That's true."


Dong Hua then started kissing her passionately, and he said anxiously, "I'm taking out my sword and conquering you now."


Then they had a "good fight", and Feng Jiu fell asleep after that. Before she fell asleep, she told Dong Hua to help her charge her phone for tomorrow.


Dong Hua then got up and went to her bag. He took out the phone and plugged it into the charger. After a while, the phone automatically switched on.


Dong Hua then noticed it was vibrating non-stop and he went to check it.


"What's this?" He thought to himself. Then he unlocked the phone and saw that she had more than 100 matches from her "friends app".


"Why is Xiao Bai on a dating app? Is she getting sick of me now? What is she learning in school?" Dong Hua was feeling conflicted.


"I think it's time for me to join Si Ming's class."

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