Mr.pombkins: So I'm in fate grand order?

First no, second it's fate stay night .

Pombkins: But there is no pumpkin as handsome as me .

Um who said you're handsome ?

Pombkins: Selena

. . . . . She really needs to stop spoiling you .

Appear out of nowhere* ara ara sam-chan 

. . . . . . . SELENA WHAT ARE DOING HERE?!

Selena: just seeing my little pumpkin .

Pombkins: Ah Selena-sama let him put me in fate I wanna bang saber .

Me: Ok 1 still no , 2 how the f*** can bang anyone you don't have a d*** or even a body.

OI!

Selena: Ara auther-chan is right you know , *face darkened* also why do you want any woman when you have me hmmm ~ 

Pombkins: *Nerves* hahahah n n n nothing , Sam please help me!

You are on your own . 

Pombkins: NOOOOOOO!!!