Season 03, Episode 14 : Baby Shower

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Season 03, Episode 14 | Baby Shower


Today was the day of the baby shower, and I've been dreading it for days.


I rolled over and almost fell, but luckily Dwayne caught me before I crashed.


I sat up.


"Good morning, beautiful," Dwayne whispered in my ear.


"Hi," I yawned as I stretched my arms.



"How are you this morning?" Dwayne asked me.


"Much better; I slept well last night," I answered.


"I know you were snoring quite loudly," He laughed


I sat up more, so I could slap him against the chest.


Even though it didn't hurt him, he got the point.


"Dwayne Johnson, I do not snore!" I yelled at him.


He always knew I was serious when I used his full name.


"I'm sorry, I'm glad you slept well; you needed I," He said.


"I know. I wish I could sleep a little longer," I said.


I pretended to close my eyes, but Dwayne wasn't buying it. I would do anything just to lay here and not go to the baby shower.


I know that everyone was excited to see me, but I just wasn't into it. Dwayne just laughed and moved to get up.


"I'll leave to get a few more minutes of sleep before Khloe comes to get you," He said.


I would do whatever I could to skip this party, but I didn't end up sleeping; I just laid there and stared at the ceiling.


I turned my head and looked at the clock, it was 12:20 pm, and the shower started at 2 pm.


I groaned as I heard the footsteps coming down the stairs.


"Oh Kourt, guess what time it is?" Khloe sang.


"I don't know, Khloe," I said.


"It's time to get you ready silly," She cheered.


"No," I said with a pour.


She just laughed and pulled me up into her arms.


"Khloe, be careful with her," Dwayne said as he walked back into the room.


"Oh, Dwayne, relax. I wouldn't drop her," She said.


Dwayne just gave her a stern look, and Khloe pulled me out of the room. She brought me into the bathroom and plopped me in a chair as my make-up artist and hairstylist finished setting everything up.


"Where's Kim?" I asked her.


"She and mom are outside setting things up," She answered.


"Khloe, I said nothing big," I said.


"Kourt relaxes, I promise nothing big, and you'll see how everything works out when we go outside," She said.


"Fine," I huffed, crossing my arms over my chest.


"Please try and be a good sport," Khloe pleaded


"Khloe, I promise you that I will try and have a good time," I said.



Before I knew it, we were downstairs and outside in my now overly pink-covered backyard.


Everyone cheered as soon as I made my entrance, and my mother quickly embraced me.


"Hi sweetheart," She said


"Hi, mom," I said.


"Oh, honey, I missed you," She said as she wrapped her arms around my shoulders, leading me to a chair.


"So, how's my granddaughter?" She asked me.


"Fine, I got apprehensive yesterday. I had some false labor, and it scared me to death. I thought she was coming, but she wasn't, thank God," I explained to her what happened yesterday afternoon when I thought I went into labor.


"Thank goodness it's still too early for her. You've got a month and a half left," She said.


"I know, and good thing I wasn't going into labor because Dwayne wasn't home," I said.


"You were by yourself?" My mom asked worriedly.


"No, Dwayne would never leave me home by myself. Khloe, Kim, Kylie, and Kendall were all home," I answered in one long sentence.


"Good," was all she said.



She led me into a bigger room that was decorated in pink with balloons everywhere.


There was even a cake. And of course, there were presents all lined up in a row. I looked around the room and noticed two familiar faces.


"Nicole, Brie, what are you guys doing here?" I yelled as they ran over to hug me.


"We would not miss your baby shower," Nicole said.


"Yeah," Brie said.


Khloe announced that we were now going to open gifts. Kim and Kennedy bought mounds of clothes.


Mom bought us a bunch of bottles, pacifiers and also gave me a beautiful hand-knitted baby blanket.



Nicole and Brie bought me a comforter for the crib and a baby monitor. Trinity bought a scrapbook to put pictures in and also bought me a boppy seat.


She said that it helped me if I was going to breastfeed.



I thanked everyone, and we moved on to the cake. We were chatting when there was a loud bang from outside.


"What was that?" I asked.


"You have got to be kidding me," Khloe groaned.


The door opened, and in popped all the boys, including Mason. I immediately cheered and went over to hug him.


"Mason, what are you doing here?" I asked him.


"Came to see my mommy," He said as he smiled. Then he eyed the cake and cheered.



I pulled away from him and ran over to my husband. He caught me and laughed.


"Careful, Kourtney, we don't want you to fall," He said.


"Shut up," I said teasingly.


"What are you doing here?" I asked him, smiling.


"I thought you would be bored by now, and Kanye wanted to come to crash it. Plus, I missed you," He explained to me.


He pulled me closer and kissed my cheek. Kanye and Rob were fooling around going through all the baby clothes.


Dwayne sat down in a chair and pulled me onto his lap so we could watch them. He started rubbing my lower back, and I moaned.


"Does that feel good?" He asked me, chuckling


"Yes, so good," I answered.


"Good," He said.


We chatted with everyone for another half hour or so then they started to leave. Nicole and Brie went first; they hugged me and wished me good luck. Kennedy left next and was sad that he would see me soon. My mom looked at her watch and sighed.


"What's wrong, mom?" I asked her.


"I've got to catch my flight," She answered.


"Chyna and I can take you to like; it's on the way home," Rob said.


"Oh, that would be wonderful, thank you," She said.


She came over to me and pulled me into a big hug.


"Call me when it's time, and I'll be on the next flight out," Hse said, then she hugged Dwayne.


'Take care of her, Dwayne, and good luck," She whispered to him.


"I will, and thank you, Kris," He said.


She gave me one last kiss on my cheek and walked out the door.


"See you guys later," Kylie said as she and Tyga excited after mom, Rob, and Chyna.


Dwayne lifted me off his lap and went to gather all my things.


"We'll head upstairs after this, okay," He said.


"Okay," I said.


I went over to Khloe and Kim and hugged them.


"Thank you, Kim, Khloe. It was perfect," I said.


"You're welcome," Kim said.


"You're welcome. I told you would like it," Khloe mocked.


Dwayne came in a minute later and walked right upstairs with all the things. I followed him into the nursery, where he put something down.


I walked over and grabbed the clothes and started to hang them in the closet, and folded them in the drawers. Dwayne opened the comforter and placed it in the crib.


"Can you believe that a baby will be in here in a matter of weeks?" I asked him.


"I know," He said, running his hands along with the array of clothes I had laid out.


"It's all becoming so surreal," I said, hanging another outfit up in Penelope's closet.


Dwayne came over and wrapped his arms around my waist, leaning his head on my shoulder.


I yawned and leaned back against him.


"Come on, let's put you to bed," He said, lifting me.


He placed me in bed and lay down next to me, wrapping his arms around me.

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